Scott Dikkers

Thanks so much for sharing, Susan — I did!

Trump Wears Right Side of Face At Half Mast To Honor Charlie Kirk

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When they came for the immigrants I said nothing. When they came for the trans people I said nothing. Pretty sure they’ll never come for me. Not aware of any poem on this.

A great article!

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Elon Musk audio book from 2018, long before he was unelected as shadow president!

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I wish people I make books about would stop taking over the world!

Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress.

Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.

A thing of beauty!! Thank you, Khalid!

This doesn’t make sense: you need a license to fish but you don’t need a fish to be a parent.

The last thing I would expect to promote healing in the body is antibodies

He’s devoted, loves everything about you, and sticks with you no matter what. You don’t meet many people like that. Hold onto that stalker.

”Visualize whirled peas” is a funny bumper sticker, but nobody will be laughing if there’s a turd whirled whore.

Birdwatchers are just bird perverts.

Why the shocked laughter when the champagne spills after the cork pops? That's what it does. Relax.

Please accept my belated apology and best wishes. I assure you I’m not and have never been an anti-semite. By way of receipts, check out this pro-Jewish rant I posted on TIkTok that pre-dates your post: www.tiktok.com/@scottdikker... (5/5)

It was an insensitive joke for you—I get it. I didn’t I mean to malign you, your family, or your history and I’m sorry that I hurt you. I like you. I’ve always liked you. And working with you was an immense privilege and pleasure. (4/5)

Of course I know the Jews were a brutally oppressed minority in Nazi Germany—I figure everyone knew this, and I was attempting irony. (3/5)

I remember what you’re talking about. I used to have a bit about how Spielberg made his definitive Holocaust movie but for some reason made a Nazi the protagonist. I imagined him at a story meeting saying, “The Jews aren’t a compelling protagonist because they don’t fight back.” (2/5)

Hi Jack - thanks so much for sharing this story. I'm new to BlueSky and am just seeing it now. I’m so sorry to hear this memory has been haunting you for 25 years! I wish we had talked about it when we had lunch in New work in the mid-2000s, which I believe is the last time I saw you. (1/5)

Our cleanest, quietest, and most beautifully manicured neighborhoods are reserved for dead people

I got stuck with human-maintenance duty again today

What are you supposed to do with your arms? They just hang there.

The funny thing about anti-humor is that it’s not funny.

My diet is primarily weeds, garnishes, and nuisance plants.

Reaction of first hominid to heat dried corn: 1. Shocked disbelief 2. Must be evil spirits 3. Needs butter

Working on one of those “cute baby animals” books. Need a heartwarming story about maggots.

I resent having to eat.