𝑊𝑦𝑡𝑐𝘩

“Because they taste good.”

“Kurt…”

“I want to be an Oreo Cookie.”

L. M. Montgomery, The Blue Castle

"Did you do an ancient summoning ritual that involved strange herbs and chanting?"

Like a slutty sweet treat

Kitty got her CREAM

Sewing mishap?

"I really like your cape."

She glanced at her imaginary watch like time had any meaning, then at him with a small smile.

That slowly bloomed into a wider smile.

"I should have dressed up as a bunny!"

But bunnies didn't pounce the way she did.

"Last time I wore this, didn't we...."

She'd jumped him. Literally.

She's suddenly feeling very under-dressed. Maybe she should find one of her old gowns.

"Happy Halloween, I'm a kitty."

"Meow."

“I have never watched this, but I have seen so many memories of it.”

Head on his lap, she smiled up at him, almost torn between asking if this was okay, and just enjoying the petting.

But the movie… she could do that. Pulling the projection from somewhere else and letting it play on the television with a thought. -

It worked just like that.

And the smile when she pulled back said she agreed with his ideas completely.

"I can't wait, honestly. Christmas is my favourite season."

She moved, her cup empty and sat aside, to lie her head on his lap and snuggle up in a way she normally wouldn't.

Quite possibly! Truth was, she was no ordinary baby.

"It's not Christmas yet."

She was smiling back, head moving to nuzzle against his nose and cheek.

The image of threading popcorn onto string to decorate a tree blooming in her mind and being projected into his.

"Well that's very rude."

"It means a burst of activity. Someone who has bursts of activity."

The cup was as warm as she imagined and she held it with both hands.

"She discovered that she can climb down today, she will be exhausted."

Down onto the floor. Effie expected her to try and stand next.

"The Wizard of Oz." She said.

The 1939 version.

"Spurter-Man."

Giggling

Square like a box, with the screen standing out in a curve. Though there was no cord since there were no power sockets anywhere in her realm. They weren't safe for babies.

She had the couch all cosy with the pillows and the blankets laid out.

Effie made space for him to sit next to her.

"I believe that tonight would be a good night to watch a film."

On the latest addition, a television set sat on the coffee table. An old fashioned one, made of wood. -

"From the Tick Tock place?"

📲 Who doesn't like chicken and salad?

Vegetarians, maybe?

📲 I will be right there!

Can he see the expression of shock she's wearing right now?

Or the sudden flush of her cheeks?

"Do people really do... that?"

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I am not being vulgar, oh my goodness!

"A gentle release on your face."

"Marshmallow kisses?"

She laughed, eyes sparkling with mirth. Imagining dollops of marshmallows and sweet kisses and the warmth of a hot chocolate mug on her fingers.

"What if you're a blue marshmallow and I'm a white one? We can wrap around each other and be a Flump."

"I was right, there is a farm. I wonder if they'll have a pumpkin patch?"

"All farms should have pumpkin patches at this time of year, don't you think?" She yammered as she stepped through to the gravel pathway that led to the main farmhouse.