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Halloween.
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So.. Yeah. Apparently this happened?
I wonder if I should put "State named terrorist" on my resume now?
Cup pf Tea?
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I had a feeling it was. Just when I read that line I had a visceral recollection of what happened here. And thought you might find interest in the story.
07.10.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![Comic. “Measure [Twice], cut [Once]” -Carpenty Proverb. [Scatter plot with number of measurements on y axis and number of cuts on x axis. Points in a descending line on graph: surveyor, surgeon, good carpenter, careless carpenter, really bad carpenter, serial killer]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiays4e3ux4dpkjxctmx73fzfwspzw3cjdckve3dwj5hzt4y75itxa@jpeg)
Comic. “Measure [Twice], cut [Once]” -Carpenty Proverb. [Scatter plot with number of measurements on y axis and number of cuts on x axis. Points in a descending line on graph: surveyor, surgeon, good carpenter, careless carpenter, really bad carpenter, serial killer]
Measure Twice, Cut Once
xkcd.com/3149/
Ugh...I don't know if you've ever heard the story of Brian Deneke. He was a punk rocker from my town in the early 90's who was murdered by a prep kid in a Cadillac during a fight outside of a mall.
The movie Bomb City is about the story. It's really well done and pretty accurate to a lot of it.
Not Right Now Lads.
05.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 433 🔁 68 💬 0 📌 0
1-panel SMBC update where two women discuss breeding sheet. One of them asks the other if they are breeding them to "MMM", "AHH" or "AWW". The caption reads "Animal breeding is a 10,000 year quest to make every creature into food, clothes or babies.
I believe we've been breeding each other for aww, but so far it hasn't been very successful.
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Well now I am...
18.09.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did Fred Rogers dress up as Grandpa Munster?
18.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigv4ewit5j2o4jyy5twrm5kz4bv5iq7ve72fg7b6dncksdluntfnq@jpeg)
Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!
Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure
xkcd.com/3138/
26.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 184 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 0
I'm truly sad I was not able to order before you closed. Your comics give me a lot of smiles and laughter acc I appreciate everything you've done and styled and supported.
May you one day be able to open again.
I think we ALL wish ill on JK Rowling
16.08.2025 15:40 — 👍 420 🔁 146 💬 11 📌 4Then* please then.
15.06.2025 08:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![5-panel comic. (1) [teacher with long hair next to whiteboard] TEACHER: I’m supposed to give you the tools to do good science. (2) [teacher addressing students] But what *are* those tools? Methodology is hard and there are so many ways to get incorrect results. What is the magic ingredient that makes for good science? (3) TEACHER: To figure it out, I ran a regression with all the factors people say are important: [embedded list in sub-panel, cut off at end] Outcome variable: correct scientific results. Predictors: collaboration; skepticism of others’ claims; questioning your own beliefs; trying to falsify hypotheses; checking citations; statistical rigor; blinded analysis; financial disclosure; open data (4) TEACHER: The regression says two ingredients are the most crucial: 1) genuine curiosity about the answer to a question, and 2) ammonium hydroxide. (5) STUDENT: Wait, why did *ammonia* score so high? How did it even get on the list? LONG HAIR: ...And now you’re doing good science!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigzaphhj4mfgfrxddlvdmw47335gnwzqbfqvrnff5x4oovgpf36nq@jpeg)
5-panel comic. (1) [teacher with long hair next to whiteboard] TEACHER: I’m supposed to give you the tools to do good science. (2) [teacher addressing students] But what *are* those tools? Methodology is hard and there are so many ways to get incorrect results. What is the magic ingredient that makes for good science? (3) TEACHER: To figure it out, I ran a regression with all the factors people say are important: [embedded list in sub-panel, cut off at end] Outcome variable: correct scientific results. Predictors: collaboration; skepticism of others’ claims; questioning your own beliefs; trying to falsify hypotheses; checking citations; statistical rigor; blinded analysis; financial disclosure; open data (4) TEACHER: The regression says two ingredients are the most crucial: 1) genuine curiosity about the answer to a question, and 2) ammonium hydroxide. (5) STUDENT: Wait, why did *ammonia* score so high? How did it even get on the list? LONG HAIR: ...And now you’re doing good science!
Good Science
xkcd.com/3101/
Wetflix.
22.04.2025 11:47 — 👍 746 🔁 102 💬 11 📌 0Yes, the US Administration’s illegal obliteration of our Congressionally-mandated aid agency has killed countless people.
Now you know the name of one.
The Shark Web.
06.04.2025 10:26 — 👍 400 🔁 26 💬 10 📌 0
Stargazing 4 xkcd.com/3072
05.04.2025 03:31 — 👍 4030 🔁 354 💬 33 📌 24please accept this into your soul
02.04.2025 13:49 — 👍 83 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0Please be safe.
03.04.2025 07:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best thing about the best dog in the world? There's one for each of our worlds.
21.03.2025 05:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Said since day one he will push for marshal law before midterms.
21.03.2025 05:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love it!
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@lianakangas.com how does it feel?! comicbook.com/comics/news/...
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New art for the wall!
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Orcas.
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