Ingrid

Over 1,400 people in six countries have been killed in an illegal war of aggression and Trump’s opposition here at home is talking about suspending gas taxes.

It smells like the left wing of the day of judgment

alternatively really fuck with future historians by writing your diary as if you lived in an AH setting.

Demand to be buried with a stone tablet saying “Detailed descriptions of our political, phonological, and economic systems in Tomb Two”

they're trying to eliminate 90% of white collar jobs and people are still saying shit like "can't put the genie back in the bottle"

Mood

sitting in my throne room, straight up jurchen it

from now on i will refer to numbers like 16777216 as 1 crore 6 million 7 lakh 7 wan 7 thousand 2 hundred 1 ten 6

the isi works in mysterious ways

genuine question: what was pakistan hoping to achieve by all this

$250/bbl to celebrate to 250th anniversary?

I’m getting the sense today that $150/bbl by summer isn’t the ceiling - it’s the floor

I won't ever eat my hat, but if they apologise, I'll eat my hat

straight up SS tier shit

Seems entirely rational

How do you see it?

Two people in custody after 'suspicious devices' found outside NYC mayor's official residence The anti-Islam protest was led by right-wing influencer Jake Lang. It's not clear whether New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was in Gracie Mansion at the time.

Happy to know that our Mayor and First Lady are safe, but horrified that there was such a disturbing threat of violence outside their residence.

Vile displays of Islamophobia will never be tolerated in our city.

annihilation of space by time vs annihilation of life by space

the US is much like maoist china in that its institutions don’t meet any procedural criterion for effective democracy and yet the state’s actions profoundly and mysteriously reflect the people’s soul. except the ameriKKKan people are evil

visiting the ameriKKKan suburb has actually made me less cynical. previously i was inclined to think the unjust would receive no punishment in this world. now i find it impossible to believe that whatever experience they’ve created for themselves can be called happiness. let’s all cultivate virtue

who forgets 👁️

Turns out, the Haber Bosch process working best with piles of cheap natural gas means that all the fertilizer is now made in like three places

the starmer video of a guitar wailing while a harrier takes off feels like it was produced specifically for alan partridge.

Les frères guarner

They’re saying nobody has ever done a national suicide as beautiful as mine. They say to me, eyes full of tears, “Mr President I’ve never seen a country kill itself as bigly.” And I smiled to myself. Think of that. Killing yourself. I’d do it. Maybe I will do it right now, who’d stop me? I wouldn’t.

European geopolitics in 1861 be like:

2024 Georgian banknote featuring Georgia as the "Cradle of Wine" with over 8,000 years of uninterrupted winemaking tradition. It's not legal tender but a limited-edition collectors' banknote called the "Euro Circularum 8000", only 5,000 pieces issued with the approval of the European Central Bank.

QBert is one of the better pokemon. I like his proboscis and his foul mouth.

Weird floppy fisherman hat as seen on guys who post in review forums for Thailand brothels

Guys in hats that look like this are all wanted by Interpol