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I'm a pirate at a Renaissance Festival and honestly, that should tell you so much about me #rennie #pirate 35 he/him

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Okay, but what if, instead, I judged and didn't listen?

10.08.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

today i learned that my sister has severe damage to her brain stem and the right hemisphere of her brain. this damage means that she likely would not be conscious. she wouldn't be able to move the left side of her body. GFM goal has been updated to reflect funeral expenses.

gofund.me/21c0e12d

06.08.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 5

One, why do we even fold sheets? I love my big bed, but it sucks to fold these bigass sheets alone.

30.07.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI could never

30.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

men dont even first produce their pistol and the produce their rapier for you anymore

28.07.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then if you relent you're seen as a monster for letting them do that to themselves. Can't win with cats

28.07.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good morning

i woke up mid-panic attack

pls help me boost my rent ma

and send money if you got it

28.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

And look at the range of motion he has

27.07.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Torn has that delightful interpretive dance

25.07.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right side. But he looks like his shirt actually fits, too.

25.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. Again having that Groucho feeling about dating again, "I don't want to join any club that would have me as a member." I was talking to my therapist about this yesterday and it really seemed like his solution for it was just deciding to feel better about myself.

25.07.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After everything that's happened in the last two weeks I made the executive decision to write out my topic list of shit to discuss tomorrow in therapy and on the final topic I made the note "please god, don't leave enough time for this"

23.07.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last year I was talking with my tattoo artist about it and trying rough diagnostic tests and I'm just below borderline diagnosable by our amateur estimations, but I'm definitely neurodivergent, ADHD and maybe a little on the spectrum maybe not.

23.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a pop in my shoulder this weekend and then last night when I was walking/jogging I felt my arm pop out my shoulder then back in. Also this weekend I had some moments that popped bits of childhood trauma on full blast. I'm very tired, but I'm glad that I can be here and say as much.

23.07.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit, with his coat I thought this was memorializing Ozzy. Happy birthday to him.

22.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.07.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭 I think I jogged my arm out and back into socket and now I'm in the ER because urgent care is closed and I stripped the bed to wash my sheets this afternoon

22.07.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear reader, not to say that strain based tendencies are bullshit, just that my body can't be like everyone else's. Because why is it that every time I smoke an indica I'm compelled to MOVE? One man dance party or power walking a couple miles at midnight.

18.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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let’s play!!

17.07.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah

18.07.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, this is why I breed for mine. I don't think I could handle that

18.07.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.07.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprise, the Renaissance Festival pirate performer is classified as a larper.

16.07.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While raking leaves, someone thought "This is dumb. Why don't I strap a gas-guzzling engine on my back and make a horrendous racket instead?"

11.07.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
A hand holds a ring box above some grass. its a black skull that opens at the cranium to reveal a diamond engagement ring, seated in a mound of red velvet

A hand holds a ring box above some grass. its a black skull that opens at the cranium to reveal a diamond engagement ring, seated in a mound of red velvet

will you help me make this haunted house a haunted home?

09.07.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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09.07.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2266    πŸ” 935    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 66

Average elected Democrat

08.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course Bert's Books likes old Ernie Hemingway

08.07.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not even trying. It's just a long, pointless tube. And don't get me started on tomato based sauces ruining everything they touch

08.07.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spaghetti is right fucking there

08.07.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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