The Girl of Lemongrab

Trying to remember this one, I love the baby blue Riddler suit though

Lil Woody's! They've got good burgers and you can get queso with the fries, highly recommended

I've literally never heard any military talk as much about how they totally aren't running out of munitions and now I'm wondering why they keep harping on it

Alright, I'm sold. Promised my mom earlier I'd check out Castle Rock but after that, time for space

Gonna take a moment in a day of yelling about politics, war, and millennial nostalgia bait to say I just had a lovely lunch with my mother and girlfriend at a local burger joint for a special burger of the month. Lovely time, lovely meal, hope everyone else also finds something they can enjoy today.

Whatever it takes

Goddamnit, I heard this in the voice of Coily the Spring Sprite

NO TREATS

OK that's a good one

This is, I swear, an actual thing that Tom Cotton tweeted

these are the guys whose solution to every problem is one of three things:
-blustery lies about how they solved it
-massive escalatory force to frighten or kill the people responsible
-run away

and now they’ve created the most complex problem they’ve ever faced, and all three would make it worse

they’ve created a scenario where further destruction actually makes the situation far less resolvable while mostly failing to secure the one thing that needs to be secured; in other words they have to actually build and negotiate their way out of a crisis. but they have *ZERO* capacity for that

at least if Iran exists in some functional way you can theoretically reopen the gulf through some kind of settled resolution, but if you annihilate the government there’s just no way to make that passage safe at all. you have to rebuild a state to restore the flow of trade. Can these guys do that?

like even if Trump wanted to just walk away and leave the region to burn it seems like he’s created a scenario where the two options are a cohesive enemy state that can strangle the global economy or a collapsed collection of militants that can strangle the world economy, WHICH IS ACTUALLY WORSE

yeah no shit, we have essentially validated the iranian government’s whole worldview for the past 40 years in 3 days

I do hear The Expanse is fantastic, should probably get around to that one

Firefly basically existed for just long enough to leave a massive impression and just short enough not to ruin it.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

also if you've ever read anything about some of the stuff Whedon had planned for later in the series it is clearly for the best that it only had the one season

The version of me that would have gladly welcomed this is long dead, and I am not even talking about transitioning

beware the ides of march

No.

We took the sky from them and they're not getting it back.

I loved this show very very much a long time ago

it is long past time to let it (and certainly Whedon and Baldwin) fade away

Images of kids “just” being taken by ICE stirred up a huge amount of anti-government sentiment and we’re all still mad about it, so I am puzzled why people think Trump backing down will make Iran forget that America bombed 160 schoolgirls to death on the literal first day of the war.

that's why I'd really love sparing me the rational actor assumptions -modeling, there's nobody to fucking negotiate with [the US blew them all up!] and even if there was, we've explicitly said our position of "no negotiations, regime change and/or die" and their position is "revenge". irrational

like, TACO is not possible ***EVEN IF*** trump decides to just completely turn tail and run because it also requires what's left of the iranian state to sign off and they do not want to do that, they want revenge bsky.app/profile/sky....

peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer FOR THE LAST TIME HE CAN'T TACO EVEN IF HE WANTED TO THE REGION IS NOW FILLED WITH ESSENTIALLY INDEPENDENT WARLORDS WHO HAVE MISSLES AND DRONES AND THE HATE ALL THE ARAB NATIONS SURROUNDING THEM 3:41 PM · Mar 5, 2026 · 250 Views https://x.com/deepdishenjoyer/status/2029658607659192732

nobody seems to fucking get this!!!! "the enemy gets a vote" but moreover trump/israel deliberately killed all the people at the top controlling the enemy, which does not destroy the enemy but in fact turns them into a dozen new, smaller enemies!! I feel like i'm going fucking insane

One pizza slice, one hot dog and coke, bam. Perfect lunch for not even five dollars, best deal in America right now

It's fine, it's not like beef prices are going through the roof simultaneously, right