The Girl of Lemongrab

Truly astounding that this thumb-headed specimen found a way to blame the Democrats for Graham Platner, and not the tens of thousands of Mainers who see "literally being a Neo-Nazi" as a charming little peccadillo.

This is actually unbelievable, wars are always most popular when they start and everyone already fucking hates this one

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

the blob: we have to make sure that Russia is not in any way ever threatened because if they collapse the loose nukes will be a nightmare

also the blob: it's only a few hundred kilos of loose HEU, what's the worst that could happen?

Good general, really not that great of a president

Also did Eisenhower do anything with Iran? Bueller?

The guy made one speech about the military industrial complex and people remember him as some bleeding heart liberal when he tried to gut welfare and only pushed on civil rights because the courts told him to

Eisenhower presidency really is one of the all time historiographic Houdinis

This 4 day operation better not turn into a 4 year operation…

This is the Trump Era so assume the stupidest one of these options is true until proven otherwise.

it obviously depends on the take, some things are genuinely abhorrent, but by and large “this person had a bad take” does not mean “this person is morally irredeemable”

lotta folks on here I’m mutuals with who I think have been wrong before, as I’m sure some of them think I have

It's an insult to the underpants gnomes to say they're going by underpants gnomes logic, they don't have a phase 3 and they can't even conceive of the question marks before it

They venerate IQ but they hate thinking and believe that considering the effects of their actions is what turns you gay

okay so sounds like some of what's happening here is that he's deliberately letting the word "oysterman" do an ENORMOUS volume of misleading rhetorical work here, when in fact he's something more akin to a high-end specialty restaurant supplier??? lmao oh my god what a transparent grift

>discover new left-coded populist
>ask supporters if they're cosmopolitan or herrenvolk
>they don't understand
>explain what is cosmopolitan and what is herrenvolk
>they laugh and say "they're a good progressive ma'am"
>see how they describe the working class
>it's herrenvolk

Every single fascist is already the most toxic bimbo alive, forcefemming them all is just fighting fire with fire (to be clear, this is meant as full throated support)

Between this (is he smiling?) and the state of the union, Trump is just horny for people dying violently. like there’s no other way to describe it

say what you will about the ideology of pharaonic egypt, it, unlike the USSR, figured out how to feed its population using some of the most productive farmland in history, whereas marxism-leninism somehow un-discovered agriculture

man don't google this guy called Mossadegh

It’s also, like, abuser coded? “daddy’s here and he’s taking off his belt”

This is downstream of nobody wanting to spell out for voters “we have duties to people under other flags“

people can just be (imo) wrong sometimes and that’s okay with me. I like lots of people I think are wrong about lots of things; important things, even. from time to time I’m wrong too

Fuck, I miss the Mighty Boosh

imissthembutitwasntadis "the world isn't kind" Ok??? Much more importantly are you??? ?? whatsupwalnut "the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am inkieswirlsgaming "THE WORLD lSN'T KIND" [Image of a flaming skeleton.] "NOT YET IT ISN'T" This is a threat

I am absolutely just guessing but my bet is that they got real-time intel on Khamenei's exact location and asked zero follow-up questions about who else was there.

Many people think he's near death, I think he's only just begun to mummify and we have another twenty years to spend with him

When you’ve looked at 88% of what’s in the Ark of the Covenant.

Jesus FUCK my eyes CHRIST

I am actually going insane

If you tried writing this as fiction even a year ago, "America then bombed the Middle East again until it ran out of missiles, which only took like a weekend" would get you thrown out of a window at any reputable publishing office

Thank Christ they aren't setting agricultural policy, am I right