@lindsayquotes.bsky.social
A selection of things my wife has said, presented without context
"You can do anything you want so long as you keep writing in that stupid book of quotes"
22.02.2026 21:53 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Let's find a sexy little swing state to go to, a little minx of a state"
18.02.2026 23:31 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"If you lose your dick because you didn't deserve it you don't get it back"
18.02.2026 01:46 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"God's favorites get good hair"
14.02.2026 04:25 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"It's an important life skill to be able to wipe one's own ass"
13.02.2026 16:25 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"I'm sick of drinking water like a fucking animal"
12.02.2026 07:49 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"What about the rides on Manasonica pier?" - Lindsay, presumably having a stroke while trying to pronounce 'Santa Monica'
11.02.2026 17:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"If you love me and want to be considerate, remove your bones"
11.02.2026 01:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"You know when you think about it, lighthouse keepers are the original night auditors"
10.02.2026 21:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"I'll never love a human child the way I love this plant"
10.02.2026 08:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"What day is it, July 6th?"
(it was July 4th)
"Can the park service be more corrupt?"
10.02.2026 08:18 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
