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WTF 😆

What were you buying that they needed your age and number 😆

You’re now stuck forever!

They are around me. Twats!

Have you got any omeprazole or know anyone who has some? It’ll help protect the stomach.

RIP your A-Hole

Oh Karen. Hope you’re ok.

It’s not too different to be fair 😆 those Canadian Geese are brutal tho. Bastards chase you!

Super happy for you that you managed to get through that difficult time, it’s so easy to stay there, and finding the strength to fight it is hard but we have to try 🤍

4. 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙤𝙧 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚: If you can, use the time to explore a new place or experience. Many find solace in being somewhere different during holidays that might otherwise feel lonely.

3. 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮: Look into local events, groups, or even online communities celebrating Christmas. Sometimes, connecting with strangers can create unexpected bonds.

2. 𝙑𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙧 𝙂𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠: Helping others, such as volunteering at shelters or donating to charities, can bring a profound sense of purpose and connection during the season.

1. 𝙁𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙅𝙤𝙮: Take the day to treat yourself. Indulge in your favorite meal, watch your favorite movies, or spend time on hobbies that bring you happiness.

If you have a look on here imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/hst_bday/ you can see an image of what Hubble saw on any date. This is mine from my birthday in 2006.

Hahaha

Happy Birthday 🥳

Hope you chose Tebay!

It’s hideous stuff 😩

Hahaha I was gonna say this and knew that’d be the response too.

And there’s always someone in the queue behind you 😩

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If you think that’s bad I opened it for the first time in weeks while in the Starbucks queue and saw someone’s bent over arse with their flaps sticking out like a fish mouth.

I’m not a snob but I prefer not to eat dog meat.

You’d boil in my house. I have mine set at 20° but it rarely drops below that.

Definitely, Joe. Definitely!

I like it cool but 14.5 🥶

The noise and the blowing. Oh hell no!

Now that’s just weird.

Er no. You’re doing it wrong! The room needs to be feeezing for a good nights sleep but you don’t want icicles on your dingle so that’s why you have the lecky blankey.

Staple cupboard item of the norf. Had my first age 5 😆

Not sure about the snickers one but the others sound divine.