The center left strategy:
19.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1The center left strategy:
19.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1I sure hope my tax dollars can eventually help in some way
19.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
18.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 4629 🔁 1172 💬 31 📌 18I have texts as evidence I was laughing my ass off at the time.
18.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
How’s it hanging?
A) Long and loose, full of juice
B) Squat and brittle, noncommittal
There’s never been a more lucrative era to be a grifter who is bad at grifting.
18.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
L’Oreal announces: “We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al.”
Me n my boys had to call an emergency poker night we were so excited about this.
18.11.2025 04:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0& MJM
15.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only good thing on the internet right now are libraries and coffee shops doing skits on tik tok.
15.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody seems impressed when I tell them I’m in the same shape now as I was in 1995.
13.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m in this video! They filmed the insanely brief performance shots at their show at First Avenue in Minneapolis.
13.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only people I can trust are those little sprites that swim around my field of vision after I blow my nose too hard.
13.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 68 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0A sweet peck with a read heart rising from the point of contact.
12.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re mostly my drawings of dragons kissing. A few short stories.
12.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I was gonna release 20,000 documents today but I guess I have to wait now.
12.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Yesssssssssss
12.11.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry I denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
Can u plz fwd this to Bezos thx
11.11.2025 15:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Then, in the ruins of the explosion, the little bits of James Bond melt into tiny puddles of testosterone and he T-1000ses himself back together into the shape of Michael Stuhlbarg.”
11.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every time a Sidney Sweeney movie flops, her eyelids get a little heavier.
11.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you’re encouraging your employees to use AI to write emails or presentations, you’re acknowledging how little value there already is in business communication.
10.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0¡Fiesta!
10.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah it’s Margeaux and Marguerite.
09.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
09.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An insincerely smiling woman that Elon generated with his bullshit AI
Boss: You really brighten up the office
Employee:
The film The Banshees of Inisherin, which I once described as “misery olympics” is recommended in the “Family Laughs” section of a website.
My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
08.11.2025 15:31 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Jameses Corden and Fallon having a laugh together.
Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
07.11.2025 18:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I'm doing the math correctly, Musk's big pay packet yesterday could have made each of these now-dead people millionaires instead.
He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
trump just standing there while a bunch of folks engage in boisterous horseplay
my dog on the daycare webcam
06.11.2025 23:51 — 👍 409 🔁 38 💬 7 📌 1(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...
06.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0