Jamie 🐻

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Greater Anglia gets nationalised on Sunday 😍😍

In today’s episode of my life. The trade was over and said “I’d love to give you a massage”, but didn’t have any oil or anything. He said wait a minute and came back in with a spray bottle of fry light 😭😭

Btw it’s the most attractive I’ve felt in years, so scuse me if I’m a little full of myself 😇

Only just scraping into autumn and I’m already emotionally ✨ a mess ✨

I hate the term “bric a brac” like just say shit you wanna throw out Mary…

Whilst probably not sensible, having a bit of poppers before going on the waltzers was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣

One more day at work and then it’s off to Manchester for pride. Needed in all honesty 😫

Without the syphilis part obvs

At a Tudor castle for the day for some culture and history and there’s a jousting display on. Naturally I’m on grindr hoping one of the knights wants his chrome polished and I can be his 15th century wench maiden 😏

I wanna know what our ancestors would think about the recent gooning phenomenon.

Hahahaha 🤣

Leaning into *some* guys calling me daddy, but emphasising that I’m problematic young dad age, and not at beekeeping stage yet.

I’m at Folsom Berlin in a few weeks, it’s my first fetish event (talk about deep end) and I literally have no clue what to bring or wear 😫

The way my friends have had my back over the last few weeks. I’m so fucking lucky man 😫 🙏

“Not right wing, just right”. Yeah a right cunt. Shut the fuck up.

Oh, absolutely. I’m only there for the Karen offs.

No pic no chat, unless I’m desperate and willing to risk a stabbing.

I do think local community Facebook groups are a source of deep evil.

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I just take the pounding and then enjoy my carbs after anyway.

I’m always sus when a gym bro wants to fuck me. Like they’re some sort of zesty muscle Mormon who’s using their dick and ass to try and convert me to the gym and salad.

Dealing with emotional fallout, london and my office being hotter than satan’s taint and my colleagues engaging in relentless heterosexual nonsense all before lunchtime has made me question if I’m going to manage to finish today still employed or without a criminal record.

Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban

Ngl if I was an animal living in a tube tunnel today, specifically the central line, I’d probably off myself.

A baddie with a belly 😌

At Canary Wharf to meet a friend for drinks, and all the banking daddies and leaving work and my hole and bank account are feeling fertile 😏

Gorgeous!

Watching nearly every political party in the UK chase the same 20% of the worst people in the country, ignoring the other 80%, just to please the papers.

Nothing will change in the UK until the papers are taken in hand. Not all the media, just the papers. The rest will flow from there.

Hi, if Mighty Hoopla could stop dry fisting my bank account that would be great 🙏 She’s raw, empty and in pain.

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Why must EVERYTHING be pistachio flavour at the moment.