Jamie 🐻

Fairs. Maybe a bit tone deaf on my part on reflection.

Did I nearly pass out at the wheel of my car on a duel carriageway because I was doing the breathing part of She wolf by Shakira a bit too enthusiastically? Yes, yes I did.

I think one of the very few things I miss about being in a relationship, is having someone to tell that I’ve just had the most waist slimming poop in existence to.

My do I have the nervous system of someone who’s going to war today, for literally no reason 🙃

Off on another little solo trip tomorrow, and I literally cannot waaaitt

She’s a menace that one.

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Hi.

Goes without saying, but you’re either a cunt or an idiot if you’re even considering voting one of the reduce, reuse, recycle (Tories) parties.

Why aren’t children kept on leads anymore.

Just pop a bin bag down on the seat and I’ll give everyone the 4DX experience without the up charge.

Was being a bit of a purist and not see it, but kinda wanna go flick my bean to Wuthering Heights at some point 👉👈 💦 💦

If Authenticator app has no enemies, then I am dead.

Eeeeeekk so proud of you bby

I love how it’s included the gay lil neckerchief 😍

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Personally don’t think we should be paying full price train tickets when it’s rail replacement, but here we are.

I keep getting actual bikers asking what type of motorbike I ride, but i literally bought this just to ride dick and butts 😞

Things men do that are literally so slutty to me.

- Baking bread
- Using a pottery wheel.
- Concentrating intensely.
- Being grumpy (but not angry)
- Drinking whisky and actually enjoying it.
- Lifting arms up to stretch and a bit of tummy poking out.

Not to be dramatic but finding parking when visiting the Southend gays actually makes me want to kms

Just seen someone in a corporate branded Gilet. The city of london must be stopped 😩😩

I’ve got stomach ache and an attitude problem today.

Morning. We got some weather lads

Things I wont be doing today:

- making unnecessary journeys
- taking risks on treacherous roads
- swimming in the sea
- the hokie cokie

Athankyou

Back to therapy for meeee

WILD how establishing emotional boundaries really fucks some people off eh.

Scotland next week and I can’t waitttt. Gimme that crisp tap water nowwww

I feel like we took 2015-2019 for granted so bad 😭

In no way ready or wanting a relationship rn, but I sure as hell would love a good cuddle and some goofin around.

Why are people who cut about saying “simples” always the most ditch water level cretins in existence. Like bitch you are the simples.

Crying that I nearly ADHD’d too close to the sun today and was seconds away from booking a solo trip to Australia, when I really can’t afford to do that rn 😭🤣

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An hour in and I’m already over it all.