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@thanehellpuppy.bsky.social

a 28 year old schizofailiure of a dog

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raptorific
GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

raptorific GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

Portal is toxic yuri

18.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1104    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

there were soooooo many moments in the history of destiny 2 where id have settled for my guardian to make a grunt or something

06.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Ashita no Arika" is now online on Youtube (with english subs).
By Ghibli alums Akihiko Yamashita & Yoshiharu Sato.
A 53-minute commissioned film for the 120th anniversary of Kobelco (construction machinery company).
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFyy...

02.09.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

right about now
the blowjob brothers
check it out now
the blowjob brothers

27.08.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hosting a server is a lot to ask. theyre large, noisy, and use a ton of power - and i can only really pay you for the electricity it uses.

if youre in massachusetts and have fios, please let me know if you can host it.

22.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A  sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

13.11.2024 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16452    πŸ” 4353    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 131
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A furry drawover image of a picture of a man holding a glass of alcohol with text over it that says β€œsuccessfully wasted 7 months of 2025”

A furry drawover image of a picture of a man holding a glass of alcohol with text over it that says β€œsuccessfully wasted 7 months of 2025”

ya <3

03.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chase _irl

#otter

02.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

sheoldred the apocalypse gives a 9/10 which is right where i'd put her

02.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown hyena furry, wearing a bunnysuit, and a dhole furry, wearing a reverse bunnysuit sharing a smoke at the back of the bar.

A brown hyena furry, wearing a bunnysuit, and a dhole furry, wearing a reverse bunnysuit sharing a smoke at the back of the bar.

Respite

🎨: @dizzychelsy.bsky.social

04.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@lynxfeathers.bsky.social surprised me with some cute gifts today because he's an absolute sweetheart! Can't wait to show these babies off and be mistaken for an art/science teacher! 🩷

02.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

15.07.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10091    πŸ” 2706    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 153
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Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me

13.07.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4539    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 25

LEX LUTHOR: (sneers) so you're some kind of superman are you, what can you even do

SUPERMAN: well I can fly, im super strong, invincible, laser eyes. oh and I can tell when someone is gay for me

LEX LUTHOR: i have to leave

13.07.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I just realized that this is "would you love me if I was a worm?" mentality

13.07.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1497    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses

11.07.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5557    πŸ” 1808    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 309
May be AI, can’t tell. But a throwback n64 cartridge mocked up to look like it’s for modern game Elden Ring.

May be AI, can’t tell. But a throwback n64 cartridge mocked up to look like it’s for modern game Elden Ring.

Played it so much I had to blow on the cartridge to get it to play.

I remember Caelid, it felt great and atmospheric but you realize all the bland red textures and heavy fog were not to make the game feel desolate and poisonous but the limitations of the N64 at the time.

13.07.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There are currently more kids in Texas with measles than there are transgender collegiate athletes in all of America.

Guess which one they want you to focus on.

12.07.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6672    πŸ” 2379    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 20
greyscale watercolor painting of a anthro kinda deer person with antlers. they have grey/black trails that is dripping from the mouth

greyscale watercolor painting of a anthro kinda deer person with antlers. they have grey/black trails that is dripping from the mouth

animal saliva

11.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rubbing all the good spots

#yiff #furry #furryporn #nsfw #furrynsfw

09.07.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The gnomes taunt me

07.07.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1101    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 12

see tits, post tits πŸ–€

05.07.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2548    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 79

>The He/It Typhlosion pussy in question :3c

Go on, wreck him~

🎨 @/kittydee.art

06.05.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Iggy needs a kidney - Iggy's Up All Night The TL;DR on how you can help (if you scroll down, the full story is below): In short I have a disease that requires a living kidney donor. There are no other viable options for me. I have only a few ...

I am afraid I have absolutely terrible news. I need a lot of help now, from everyone. I currently have NO CLEARED DONOR for transplant and we only have a short period of time to get this done. Please SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND PLEASE TRY TO DONATE!
All the information is at iggyland.org

26.06.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1606    πŸ” 2990    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 82

My wife & I both are both type AB+, the universal receiver, so if you ever come to our home blood is absolutely an acceptable hostess gift

01.07.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1850    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A non-continuous 2 panel post featuring Eddy (a black, white and pink jackrabbit who has black hair and red eyes) and Chainz (a white and pink fennec fox who has pink eyes).

A non-continuous 2 panel post featuring Eddy (a black, white and pink jackrabbit who has black hair and red eyes) and Chainz (a white and pink fennec fox who has pink eyes).

rabbit stuff

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