Hannah

B.A.D.

Bitchin'
Awesome
Dope as hell

Like if I read this in a fortune cookie I think I wouldn't be able to sleep that night.

This is extremely ominous.

There was talk in a local discord about this same issue today and someone mentioned JankMats, but I haven’t tried them myself.

Let’s go Ryan well done!

Nile vs 50 million years of specialized evolution towards the ability to dig and my money is STILL on Nile. You’re too powerful!

Do you have to dig a mole sized tunnel or a Nile sized tunnel? I’m on your side but need to know to set the betting odds

I’ll time you but no shovels allowed to keep the game fair. They use their hands so can you.

Did you know that moles can dig tunnels at a rate of up to 15 feet per hour?

Wait that was a boring question I misunderstood the prompt

Borderless? Fetchable off Urza's Saga? Moderately played? 4 of maindeck?

I got nothing here.

Weeping tears of joy at the beauty of nature and our very existence within it is a feature, actually

Nile is this a trick to get the answer to our security questions? It’s a good one.

What pokemon correlates to the street I grew up on and my mother’s maiden name if you need those too?

Blink twice if you’re under duress

Going forward would easily play 4x Riddler 4x Winternight those cards are nuts together.

Vivi Van Gogh - Standard A deck created using Moxfield.

Had a blast at LDXP Phoenix (helps when you live 20 minutes from the venue!)
Built a busted deck with @mixolydia.bsky.social, then scrubbed out anyway! Unclear if Artist Talent Vivi is actually better than stock Cauldron but it’s certainly doing some nonsensical things

moxfield.com/decks/uNd4td...

Spider-Man cards! Avatar card! Look we turned <Popular Brand>™️ into a Magic card! Don't you love <Popular Brand>™️?
Why is this happening before prerelease?? I want to play and enjoy the cool looking spaceship cards! Just chill for like a minute! Please stop showing me pictures of Spider-Man!
AHHHH

I thought the point of the follow button was someone explicitly saying, "I want to hear this person's opinion on stuff" and replies (including this one!) are people just chiming in with their own nonsense opinions that nobody asked for.

I think he should be able to stay because he looks very polite

store didnt wanna run 5 rounds on a tuesday so i guess i split the finals of a 2-slot store champs for an urza's saga lmao. shoutout @reavh.bsky.social for the list, izzet cards still real good

Izzet is dead, long live Izzet!

This implies the secret third choice of having fingers for worms and leads me to believe that "earthworms but with joints and a fingernail" would be the creepiest animal imaginable.

White bordered playsets of This Town Ain’t Big Enough and Hopeless Nightmare

Gone but not forgotten, thank you for your service you beautiful bastards 🫡

I didn’t think I’d see a Paul Green villain arc. What’s this game coming to?

Mox Opal's flavor text "The suns of Mirrodin have shown upon perfection only once." but with "Mirrodin" replaced by "Las Vegas"

🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

Paul! Paul! Paul!

If you weren’t so busy having photos taken of yourself you probably could have taken at least three penguins home before they noticed. Missed opportunity.

I should be able to lend a version of Izzet Cutter and was mistaken for Jesse at RC Denver last year by someone looking to get his Underworld Breaches signed, this post was made for me.

I’ve been calling the mountain chocobo Dave but I could be convinced to switch

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