Philip K Girldick🔜

the part of the army that protects taco bell

eyy i'm candy crushin my racism ovah heaaa

city and state make-work programme. the only keynesianism you're allowed is cop welfare

according to daizenshuu guidebook 7, assuming they are the same in base form regina george is approximately 50x as strong as cady

think this one's going back to the factory permanently. other people will have to figure out what went wrong

due to a manufacturer's error in my brain i will be shutting it down until further notice

best part was telling the anecdote to my partner later, barely starting into it and her immediately asking 'was it paris marx?' i was being coy for the purposes of the punchline, she wasn't even there, and she still identified him faster than me!

girls love to not recognise celebrated tech writer paris marx at the leftist barbeque. it's their favourite hobby

*lifting his skirt so you catch a peek* FINAL FLAAASH

when freeza was done with us, he disposed of us like common pamps..

stand and witness princess vegeta's BIG BOY ATTACK

THAT'S MY RIFF

release the 1922 tapes

fincher has for sure done porno

is the offer still open? i write letters with fountain pens and have a wax seal for sending things to friends :3

i believe sartre said antisemites but yeah

it's a yelp review cause i bark :3

yap re-mew

this is like when my ex said she second guessed breaking up with me because no one could make her cum like i could and yelled at me in all caps until i understood. major ego boost

she came so hard she cried, described becoming 'one with light' like a magical girl, and called it life changing. folks, the yelp reviews are in

she got them pull-ups with the bush window

Goku doesn't need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That's because he doesn't know what sex is.

ICC stands for insane clown clussy

ginger town in dragon ball z, having been raptured by cell—an empty street, car parked askew on the road, clothes without bodies strewn about

just got back from the rapture, not a phone in sight, thousands of people dying in the moment

ginger town in dragon ball z, having been raptured by cell—an empty street, car parked askew on the road, clothes without bodies strewn about

just got back from the rapture, not a phone in sight, thousands of people dying in the moment

made sure to jork it to true pervert stuff (my gay wife) so i wouldn't get raptured tomorrow

when you try to lady and the tramp some long food with a girl but you get too into the food eating and start growling at the other girl for stealing your long food

steve mcdichael ass name

thumb and forefinger holding aunty anne's mini pretzel dog, with the tip of the sausage poking out of its enwrapped pretzel pastry blanket

everything reminds me of her