MrHowardEatsPants

Something something land war in Asia.

But hey, Netflix has to do *something* with all that stock value.

There had better be trials. And not just for the low-level thugs carrying out these orders, but for everyone up the chain of command.

If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

It’s trials w real punishments.

JD Vance on the same morning Trump calls for execution of elected Democrats: "He's not a violent person:"

Life is extremely kiki right now and I would really like it to be just a little more bouba

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

I’ve said this before, but I think Manchin and Sinema provided a whole lot of cover…

chuck schumer was all "the base is energized? Not on my watch!!!"

My "every company should hire a 14-year-old whose entire job is to snicker if the product or logo looks like a penis or some shit" theory remains undefeated

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

"You city folk live in a bubble! Unlike us rural people who have never left our home towns where everyone goes to the same church, school, and family reunion!"

Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks 19h Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine. Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain 21h My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this

my favorite example of this.

Nooooooo cities are shitholes! Warzones! Millions of people pay a premium to live there because [looks around hoping someone provides an answer] well anyway I don't like them so I'm going to act like this is an objective viewpoint that everyone is required to adopt.

"hAs FeMiNiSm GoNe ToO fAr?"

grok, do soldiers historically remain reliable if they go hungry?

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)

Thank you, @govwesmoore.bsky.social

White words on a black background read: 50+ Immigration agents have the authority to detain whom they reasonably suspect are in the country illegally. We found more than 50 Americans who were held after agents questioned their citizenship. They were almost all Latino. ~130 Agents also can arrest citizens who allegedly interfered with or assaulted officers. We compiled cases of about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, accused of assaulting or impeding officers. ~20 Among the citizens detained are nearly 20 children, including two with cancer.

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.

If I was in the leadership of one of the two ruling parties in this country I would probably get pretty loudly angry about a candidate from my party getting brutalized by the federal & local cops sicced on them by the party we both oppose

Tom Cruise is marrying Ana de Armas?

I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box 🫩

I said what I said: Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity.

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

As funny as Eric Adams often is, and as much of a loser as Hakeem Jeffries always is, it really bears emphasizing here that Adams is shockingly, generationally corrupt and the only reason he isn't being prosecuted for it is because Trump personally intervened. This is who Jeffries is praising here

With democrats like Hakeem Jeffries, who needs Republicans?

“This city needs a change, if you elect me I will…” *touches ear* “my producer is telling me that I am in fact already the mayor. Nevermind!”

Most of us actually DO wish we could afford real ass furniture instead of flat pack shit from IKEA or Amazon made out of particle board, canvas and aluminum tubes but I guess we’ll just use fucking Orange crates and chain spools an entire nation of shitty burnout college housing.

I'm not saying I'm rooting for this country to become a fascist hellscape forever, but if it does, James Comey getting executed for crimes against the state while Hillary is just kinda vibing on the beach drinking mojitos is about the funniest possible way for it to happen.

Guy who didn’t visit an American cemetery to honor our WWII heroes because it was raining: I really think women should just tough it out and not take Tylenol during pregnancy. 🤡

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.

Does Tylenol cause childhood autism? We asked an elderly man dressed as Uncle Sam who drove 2100 miles to attend the Charlie Kirk memorial stadium event.