alexis

in the pickle soup 😛

no veggies just carb and meat

lots of leftovers for tomorrow too OBVIOUSLY 💅🏻✨

Had a Polish feast with my Polish queen @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social actually

we had to have the meat sweats to nap properly in preparation of the snow 😌🙏🏻

Marcus of Instagram fame pointing at a rock with an eagles logo on it saying, I dont like this rock Robert, it's pissing me off

THEY’RE PISSING ME OFF ROBERT

xoxo go piss girl (sorry sorry trying to delete)

a screenshot of a text thread with a picture of a jared mccain and vj edgecomb pin with them holding basketballs in the black throwback jerseys. the text thread reads “Phillies could never do such a cute giveaway (for adults)” “OH MY GOD?!?!?? PUNCH A KID AND GET ME ONE” with the crying emoji reacting to the last message

the jared mccain and vj edgecomb pin from the previous picture along side a keychain of a poorly drawn spongebob with the name “spongboob” under it on an orange philadelphia flyers lanyard

did @thejawnoftime.bsky.social punch a kid for me to get this pin? the world may never know. best christmas gift ever. (and spongboob too can’t forget him)

i’m sorry what the hell just happened

i put the monsters inc broadcast on for *checks notes* 20 minutes and then had to turn it off bc it felt like i was on drugs 😔✋🏻

why are the eagles embarrassing me in front of my polish brethren 💔💔💔

i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.

in Monsters Poland, they still use screams to power their electricity, not laughter because they didn’t get around to that technology yet

she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe

Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there

Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝

expectations are extremely low but you’re right it could be so much worse!!!

so real. very relatable.

as you should!!!!!

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

me earlier this afternoon and it was ✨GLORIOUS✨

play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them

LMAO (not intentionally but it is giving this)

got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”

angry yorkie sitting on a pillow looking at me menacingly

i tried petting him. that’s on me.

no free feet

it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”

MARSH?!?

#needthat i mean… he needed that! sorry sorry trying to delete

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