alexis

i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.

in Monsters Poland, they still use screams to power their electricity, not laughter because they didn’t get around to that technology yet

she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe

Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there

Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝

expectations are extremely low but you’re right it could be so much worse!!!

so real. very relatable.

as you should!!!!!

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

me earlier this afternoon and it was ✨GLORIOUS✨

play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them

LMAO (not intentionally but it is giving this)

got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”

angry yorkie sitting on a pillow looking at me menacingly

i tried petting him. that’s on me.

no free feet

it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”

MARSH?!?

#needthat i mean… he needed that! sorry sorry trying to delete

OK KEPLER

are they punishing kyle for that game ending is that why they are making him play left field tonight

the padres might have won that but manny machado is still a loser

just screamed in panic bc i saw a base hit happen but didn’t realize it was just rojas and NOT the padres up to bat

oh mick……

yeah yeah it’s bobby bonilla day and nhl free agency day but have you considered the most important thing about today is that it’s finally july which means i get my free birthday gifts from sephora and ulta

and waste my ice cream?! (i gave a nice, visible thumbs down)

they were trying to get out of line bc they got their ice cream before the people in front of them and everyone closed them in 😭😭😭

ugly tesla

being visually assaulted while getting ice cream

josh harris (the human embodiment of a ghoul) should worry about his other stupid teams before trying to ruin another basketball team

this is the best news now get me a pwhl team and we’ll really be cooking

DON’T WE ALL

the flyers are obsessed with drafting massively large dudes this time around i have to respect it