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john gloveman

@glove.bsky.social

last man cramping

86 Followers  |  49 Following  |  56 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023
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Erika Kirk’s mom: isn’t she beautiful? I’m going to name her kkk

Baby name doctor: oh no you mustn’t. Why don’t you add eriair to that and maybe a space somewhere. Wherever you choose

09.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 51    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I hold the Guinness World Record for Most GoGet Vehicles Reversed Into A Pole

04.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen

03.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 297    🔁 31    💬 6    📌 0
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Every gen alpha in Coles.

04.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

just realised I don't know how to keep myself alive. It's all been a fluke til this point

17.12.2025 04:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right. when's the under 25s social media ban

10.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being cast on Big Brother or as I call it, going to Self Esteem Camp #BBAU

24.11.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING
#BBAU

23.11.2025 12:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it fucking sweeps week on #BBAAU

23.11.2025 11:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scissor Sisters are to gay people what The White Stripes are to straight people

21.11.2025 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big Brother or as I like to call it: The House That Fucks With You #BBAU

09.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

holly is Australia's Madison Beer, in the sense that she is mean-hot in an Australian way but Madison Beer is mean-hot in an American way #BBAU

09.11.2025 12:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If The Truman Show was real all the extras would be bisexual since they're so good at improv

19.07.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there an app that lets you simultaneously to Bluesky and the other one yet

13.06.2025 10:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The porn on here is so much worse than the porn on Twitter you freaks need to step it up

09.06.2025 09:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

16.03.2025 02:51 — 👍 12636    🔁 1389    💬 89    📌 76

Moving?! For how long

15.03.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Am I the first to say Selma Blair looks like Isabella Rossalini took The Substance

09.03.2025 10:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

13.02.2025 17:36 — 👍 20663    🔁 5323    💬 4    📌 159
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Nary a creative lyric in this musical so far

05.02.2025 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remake Hairspray with Anna Faris in the Brittany Snow role, and Michelle Visage in the Michelle Pfeiffer role. Everyone else sock puppets

05.02.2025 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Kirsten Dunst should've had Kristen Bell's career

31.01.2025 11:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The writer of Anyone But You gave Better Man one star on letterboxd just so you know

29.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It's about time

25.01.2025 11:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Banking lots of my future plans on one day receiving an email from my real estate intended for the landlord and using it as leverage

25.01.2025 05:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I need to migrate to this app. I'm all for taking a stand against fascism but not at the cost of missing out on twitter storylines

25.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The L in LGBT stands for Lenton

25.01.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You KNOW I would

10.09.2023 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0