HalfDay Andy 🔻

This is the hill I die on. In perpetuity

TikTok is about gone. I used it as a way to radically accept who I am. Watching myself over and over and over and over. Learning to leave my mistakes and flaws in the video.

I’m Me. And that’s pretty fucking cool

How do you feel about Obamas record amount of bombs dropped in the Middle East you blind old man.

The irony in god being a liberal and call conservatives idiots.

How does he not know they are on the same team?

Just so everyone knows, I’m full of fun, creative, and thoughtful dating ideas (they are all drinking tea & playing dominoes not in public)

I’m the sweetest and I will not be taking questions.

A day can start off so well, and then plummet so fast. And it’s nothing you can control. And you are at the whim of the world.

"The year of Luigi"
Sticker spotted in Toronto, Canada

At the laundromat. Got that sweet 8 load washer right when I got here. Today is my day

They have offices they sit in together. Army, navy, marines, Air Force. All in one place, together.

Let’s get to work, furthering the interests of American Capital

I do have a type. And only 1 or 2 people could give me the right answer if I asked I think

Hot take:

your activism WILL be considered terrorism this year

Cmon god. I’m a single dad in a small ass apartment in Nowhere, Wisconsin.

Where did it come from? Why do they want it? Does it stem from class inequity?

Probably right? Let’s read a little deeper Brodie.

This is why I’m agnostic. (Personal opinion that atheists are very arrogant about it)

I’ve played a Sisyphus character most of my life (the boulder part, not the tyrant part). It’s kinda nice to have have someone help out with the rock for a bit.

Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
That’s how my day has been in a good way.

I am not to good to be true. Don’t play with my ego like that.

Or do. 👀

got very exciting plans tonight

The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

If you glaze ANY US president, I don’t fuck with you as a friend. I know I’m insufferable, but if you don’t understand me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
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Also, if you are looking for something queer focused, and not wizards. More sci-fi/solar punk. It’s a two part novella series called Monk and robot. The first is book is Psalm for the Wild Built by Becky Chambers.

I’m no literature expert but it’s a cool world to get lost in for the afternoon

It wasn’t as tough as I thought it would be to leave the “fandom”. I loved it because the books got me through some tough times in childhood.

But, after my acceptance of the broad spectrum of human existence, is Harry Potter really that important anyway?

Jesus was an organic communist. How does god have dementia?

That money would be spent on nukes

🤣🤣🤣 and I wish it was the lotto.

Brodie, I ain’t getting married, I just got divorced 🙃

That really be how I’m feeling. But it has to stay vague for a while. I think. The internet will know of my successes someday!!!!

I did that thing today and it was pretty FUCKING cool.

I really should have started doing this 5 years and 1 month ago. When I started healing