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What part of Alaska? I'm based in Anchorage but I've seen some in Denali park
23.10.2025 20:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah that's us to a tee
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a wolverine seeming to raise its hand like it's asking a question
This #WolverineWednesday, I have a question for YOU.
What's your favorite thing about Wolverines?
a wolverine from behind covered in a dusting of fresh snow
Wolverine fur is such a good insulator, we can sleep in the snow without melting it!
15.10.2025 23:55 β π 74 π 22 π¬ 0 π 0Man, I've really been slacking on the posts lately! Sorry, I'm just so sleepy >_<
Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!
A Wolverine's rump
Late post today since I'm prepping for surgery tomorrow.
WOLVERINE BOOTY
A wolverine standing on its hind legs with its paws out in front
No facts, just admiration. Look at those arms. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS.
You're gonna get BAPPED.
A wolverine yawning and showing off its teeth
OPEN WIDE!
Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!
A wolverine sitting down with puppy eyes
I like to think we're cute lil' buggers
24.09.2025 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lynx do have some big bappers. And crazy good camouflage!
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A wolverine lying on its side with its mouth open
Giant paws, you say?
24.09.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A Wolverine flailing about on its back with its mouth open.
Wolverine Wednesday just hit 100 followers!
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A wolverine sitting down looking at you with puppy eyes
No fun facts or snarky misinformation today. Just pure photographic proof Wolverines are adorable.
17.09.2025 15:36 β π 35 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1
A wolverine looking up at the viewer cutely
If you're cold, they're...
Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!
A wolverine kit getting a health inspection after being anesthetized
It's Wednesday somewhere! (That's how it works, right?)
There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!
Like all mustelids, Wolverines are intelligent, playful, and feisty. We're not just angry mindless killing machines!
That said, we're also NOT PETS.
A wolverine on its back in the snow, only its paws visible
Hey green-thumbs!
Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.
A Wolverine on its back holding its paws towards the viewer while sticking its tongue out
Did you know Wolverines love belly rubs?
... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.
A Wolverine biting down on a piece of wood
Wolverines don't all have the same markings and bright masks, like this wood-eating variant and its ultra rare nightweasel skin that currently goes for $42,069 on the Steam Community Market.
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A photo of a wolverine hugging a tree
A photo of a wolverine hugging a tree
A photo of a wolverine hugging a tree
A photo of a wolverine hugging a tree
Wolverines are actually quite adept climbers and LOVE trees. That passion is why so many wolverines become real estate agents for squirrels and other critters looking for a new home.
Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!
A Wolverine on its hind legs showing its paws
A Wolverine in its back showing off its hindpaws and 5 toes
Happy Pawgust!
Wolverines are primarily plantigrade and have five digits on our front and back paws!
A Wolverine standing on its hind legs with its forepaws held out in front of it
A Wolverine standing on its hind legs with its forepaws held out in front of it
A Wolverine standing on its hind legs with its forepaws held out in front of it
A Wolverine standing on its hind legs with its forepaws held out in front of it
Wolverines have large, broad paws that help them walk on top of the snow.
Unfortunately, those big paws also make it difficult for them to play piano or use keybosrds, so thy spwnd most of thrir free tume pravticing finger postire.
a dirt path through a boreal forest in Alaska
another dirt path through a boreal forest in Alaska
some trees and foliage showing the density of the forest I walked through
a large patch of devil's club along a dirt path through a boreal forest
I went for a walk in prime Wolverine country today, but didn't see any!
This is because Wolverines command territories between 50 and 500 square miles, and this one is MINE.
A Wolverine climbing a tree and looking at the camera menacingly
A map showing the natural territory of the Wolverine, spanning from Alaska through Northern Canada and across Northern Europe and Russia. Not Greenland, though. We think it's pretty there, but there's not really enough good shopping.
Wolverines are one of the largest mustelids and are very well adapted to the boreal forests of the Northern hemisphere. As you can see by this map, they own all of Canada and Russia but have yet to devise a proper strategy to advance further South into enemy territory. Give it time. We're coming.
06.08.2025 07:25 β π 20 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0
A wolverine mid stride, all four paws off the ground, looking at the camera
The Wolverine, scientific name Gulo gulo, seen here riding an invisible hoverbike in its natural habitat.
06.08.2025 07:11 β π 149 π 46 π¬ 2 π 3
A wolverine eating something out of a pizza box
Welcome to Wolverine Wednesday! A Wolverine-owned and operated internet publication since 1972 (Probably.)
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!
