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These guys cannot get their stories straight

Cartoon by
John Deering

I've conducted Handfastings (pagan weddings) for over 20 years now. Every single one is unique and takes a LOT of work.

Some people say I'm too cheap, others too dear, and even 'you shouldn't charge at all.'

I try to value my work fairly but it's so hard sometimes.

Lisa Kudrow presents Female Actor in a Comedy Series to...

...Catherine O'Hara, The Studio #ActorAwards

#beach #paintingtheweather #acrylicpainting #pleinairpainting #artinsouthyorkshire #paintingoutside #directobservation #landscapepainting #southyorkshire #biltonart #opencountry #trees #clouds #allaprima #clarifiedimpressionism #expressiverealism #pleinair

Always the first to flee while everyone else suffers the consequences.

whenever there's reporting on incels I say it again: incels say they want to get laid but they do not want to get laid. they do not like sex. they do not want sex. they want to hurt people and the lack of sex is their excuse

@chappatte.bsky.social
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My take on Nigerian-style buns. Used overripe bananas, flour, baking powder yogurt, ground cinnamon & ginger, sweetened with stevia, to make a dough that I fried in canola oil. This was to satisfy nostalgic longing for Nigeria, where buns are street food, & party staples part of the "small chops."

Apparently someone is trying to solicit money from some of you via Venmo with an account to made to look like mine.

For transparency purposes: I will never make a sock account to solicit Venmo transactions from you. I’ll do it on main. So if you wanna send me
money that’s cool. I like money

Longhaired brown tabby sits in a shoe box whose lid is open and which creates a nice little shelter for her

Nala wishes a happy #CatBoxSunday to all who celebrate.

#StreetArt by #BZKS

911 calls capture kids burning with fever, struggling to breathe at ICE detention center EMS crews were called to the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Texas at least 11 times since September for children in medical distress, records show.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

MAGA Military Moms Are All Freaking Out A Little Right Now FAFO.

MAGA Military Moms Are All Freaking Out A Little Right Now open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo... awww well then just bless your tiny little maga heart fafo'd with your children's lives boo fuckn hoo

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

On this #MurphyMonday, I'm looking forward to Mom getting back from the West Coast so she can take me for some long walks.

She says she'll be bringing back warmer weather and longer days!

I knew she was the BEST!

Have a great day, friends!
#MuttMonday
#MonochromeMonday
#DogsOfBlueSky

@weratedogs.com bsky.app/profile/wera...

Bowie’s care is fully funded! If he could, he would give every one of you a high five for helping him 🤗

We’ll pupdate you on his progress here ❤️‍🩹

This is Gus, Duke, and Owen. Owen is blind, but that does not stop him from enjoying some quality TV time with his friends. 12/10 for all (IG: crittersbykate)

There was no imminent threat. The narrative keeps shifting. The nuclear claims are contradictory. So let’s start there.

As we just saw in the Pentagon press-con, there is no clear strategy.

This bipartisan Iran War Powers Resolution has been sitting with Speaker Johnson since June 2025.
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Road, river, mountain and loch.

One from last week. The 'Balgy Gap' was only closed in the 1960s when the bridge was built. Before then vehicles had a +/-70 mile diversion. There are still stepping stones to the east of the bridge for the brave/daft.

Two Highland Cows.

A good hair day.

Sheep on a hill, snowy mountains behind.

Some of the girls giving the evil eye to Bertie Dog this morning.

Aerial shot of mountains and a loch

Coire nan Arr yesterday morning.

A photo of the Titanic built from a kit in cardboard on a shiny surface.

Okay, I know you really wanted a photo of the Titanic built from a kit in cardboard I made, with lots of fiddly LED lights, sitting on my kitchen work surface.

Or not.

it's raining. That's my excuse.

Dog with mountains behind.

Walking Bertie yesterday afternoon, he was sitting posing for a photo (like a good boy), when a gaggle of Geese noisily flew over, and understandably, he was more interested in them than my camera.

A still loch and snowy mountains.

One from last week. Looking over Loch an Loin towards Glasnock.

Rainbow over the sea.

Tit.

The sun is out, the food is out, the birds are out... and they are happy. (Though the finches want to fight all the time, and the tits just wait and watch until they angrilly fly off, then grab the food for themselves).