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[redacted] housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her

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I signed my kid up for dino summer camp today, so that's pretty cute

06.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It'd be nice to have leaders who would encourage people to get vaccinated, but instead we have leaders who want to investigate coffee

06.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

☺️

06.03.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

05.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3136    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

No.

06.03.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

06.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Running outside on the woods helped me a lot with it too

06.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My life is so uncertain right now and the freedom to do whatever I want with it is terrifying because I have no idea what I want

06.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a moment of sadness and panic for my future and couldn't quite pull myself out of it until I threw some weights around and it helped some

06.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody gets hit with Body Stuff, but white women and the thinness thing is just diabolical. Like…they want y’all to look you’ve been surviving off cotton balls soaked in milk and roach carcasses.

04.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2142    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 47

You did it AGAIN

06.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A split panel shows Frog and Toad, each in their own beds, turning out the light and going to sleep.

From "The Surprise"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

A split panel shows Frog and Toad, each in their own beds, turning out the light and going to sleep. From "The Surprise" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

That night Frog and Toad were both happy when they each turned out the light and went to bed.

03.03.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 678    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

"Same," I type, as I am 2 hours past my bedtime

06.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you like this

06.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't ask that!

06.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™

06.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My morning repost. (Sorry again about filing your TL with these). I understand if you unfollow me

16.02.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all Come Eat! πŸ€ͺβ€οΈπŸ‘πŸΎ

05.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 1

Who up rawdogging they camel milk

06.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Cool so he's 10 yrs old

06.03.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am doing my best here ok

06.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who up rawdogging they camel milk

06.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Morty bad πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

quick question what the fuck

06.03.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

roses are red
violets are ethereal,

06.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4023    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 9

She gets better every time

06.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ope

06.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was good! Just a random assortment of things in my kirchen, very simple

06.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice try

06.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0