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passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her

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I heard lub dub

02.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did this with a stethoscope once

02.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just like me fr

01.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only mad they didn't take me with them

01.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed

01.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar:
i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, 

Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar: i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.

01.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1326    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11

Nope!

01.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This place is a prison imo

01.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am always trying to leave so jot that down

01.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

extubated to leaving AMA 🫑

01.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry hope you're ok 😬

01.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot do and that is why they like him!

01.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you DM it to me

01.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Besides teaching everyone that there are important vessels in the neck

01.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck did Charlie Kirk do for education

01.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Putting him up there with Booker T. Washington is some crazy, evil shit

01.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

I read that this morning and thought "He is such a little bitch lmao"

01.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

01.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17283    πŸ” 3239    πŸ’¬ 369    πŸ“Œ 162

wish I could help

01.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10320    πŸ” 1931    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 81

Pete Rose also had inappropriate relationships with minors and I hate that he is a god here in Cincinnati, but yay go sports

01.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heart shakes

01.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god

01.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

26.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10622    πŸ” 1641    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 292

The Aquatic Sensory Deprivation Tank Experience has been discontinued since one of our hippos freaked out and saw God.

24.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 326    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

hit the albuterol too hard

01.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

That's so funny because I guess it's the opposite here

01.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I do see that now

01.03.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am too hot to be on a β€œdating app”. My β€œdate” should be buy”ing” me dinner and discount margs at β€œApp”lebees

01.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 863    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

Someone tag me when they get better

01.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0