Memento (new) Morty 🌙 mementomorty

Straight out of Fury Road (derogatory)

09.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Toad was sitting on his front porch. Frog came along and said, “What is the matter Toad? You are looking sad.”

08.03.2026 13:37 — 👍 130 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 2

Oh joy Trump is coming to the neighborhood five minutes away from me on Wednesday

08.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 80 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0

Is it time

08.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

I am so, so sorry

08.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so disturbing.

08.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh damn

08.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

08.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 1

The one and hopefully only

08.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hitting the dopamine machine for more dopamine and only getting atrocities and bad takes

08.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 111 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 0

She also posted a lot about fingering cadavers

08.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0

scrolling feel bad no more scroll

08.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 220 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

08.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 8586 🔁 2070 💬 164 📌 52

Woah

08.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is a good letter

08.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can you expand on that

08.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not a springing type. I am more of a saunter forward.

08.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 59 🔁 2 💬 11 📌 0

You need an exorcist

08.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm going to have to euthanize it. I can't take it anymore.

08.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 82 🔁 1 💬 13 📌 0

One of my son's dinosaur toys accidentally went into the bath and now it is making a repetitive and pitiful roar, unprovoked, and has been all weekend. It is dying and making me sad?

08.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 174 🔁 7 💬 14 📌 0

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

07.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 9508 🔁 1555 💬 132 📌 56

all hail Godth

08.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Our deity is named "Godth"

08.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that everyone tags me in things that are black. Good work. Keep it up.

08.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I know this one!

08.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That is so petty and mean!

08.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Everyone online is annoying. Not me though.

08.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 111 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 0

Cool rocks I collected

You all like cool rocks?

07.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 787 🔁 37 💬 58 📌 7

Do I ever

08.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah that's totally what I was gonna say

08.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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