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Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar.bsky.social

TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

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If you don't have clear strategic goals, a non-shifting reason for attacking, proof of an imminent threat, congressional approval, an international alliance, or a foreseeable endgame, you don't have a war plan.

You have a billion dollar distraction from the Epstein Files.

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People said β€œwhat does killing a pet without remorse have to do with her job at DHS?”

Ask the families of Renee Good and Alex Preti.

A sociopath is a sociopath.

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You’d think karma would be kinder to cold-blooded puppy murderers.

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Noem murdered a dog in cold blood

Noem had a public airplane affair with a subordinate.

Noem condoned masked thugs murdering innocent American civilians.

Noem covered up their crimes.

Is that why she was out?

Nope.

She had a bad moment on TV.

MAGA in a nutshell.

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How can you not worry about a POTUS who’s given more thought to his gold ballroom drapery than he has to an Iran exit strategy?

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I’m thrilled Kristi Noem is out at DHS.

I’m amused that it’s not because her masked goons murdered 2 innocent civilians & she covered it up, but because she had 1 bad tv performance.

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Gotta hand it to the warmongering scumbags- no one’s talking about Epstein anymore. 😩

Mission accomplished?

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Pete Hegseth: "Death and destruction from the sky all day long. We're playing for keeps!”

Also Pete Hegseth: β€œLeave the President alone! You’re hurting his feelings.”

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On Saturday, there was no threat to American interests.

Today, the same people are saying, Iran was on the brink of attacking us with nuclear weapons.

It’s hard to believe a word our own government is saying.

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It's possible to loathe a murderous Iranian regime AND be skeptical of an war waged without congressional approval, without clear strategic goals, without a foreseeable endgame, without an imminent threat to American interests, but with a murky explanation of why and why now.

Both can be true.

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I’m generally hesitant to re-post my own material. But it’s fun when someone with a bigger following turns me into a meme. Sadly, this time, no one mistook me for an attorney-at-law. I was beginning to enjoy my newfound respect at the courthouse.

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The only things I really remember about Trump's 2026 campaign promises were that he'd definitely release the Epstein Files and that he'd definitely not start a war with Iran.

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If this had been Biden during the debate, Jake Tapper would’ve written 6 books about it.

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β€œWe didn’t start this war,” says Pete Hegseth, about the war we definitely started.

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Why did we go to war?

Regime change?
Iranian nuclear program?
Imminent threat to American security?
Or
53 pages missing from the Epstein Files?

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Four American soldiers dead by a war of this man’s choosing.

And he’s talking about giving himself the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I have no faith in this man or his administration.

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The Right seemed a lot angrier about Obama’s tan suit than about Trump’s gold drapes.

What could be different? Hmmmm…

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It’s like Trump is Lincoln or FDR.

During wartime, why speak to the nation about deaths when you can talk about drapes.

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Why lay out clear strategic war objectives or pay honor to our fallen soldiers when you can…. Brag about your love of gold drapes?

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The closing of the Strait of Hormuz can have catastrophic consequences on the global economy.

But I’m sure the Trump β€œbrain trust” absolutely thought that through.

Right? Right?

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No, a desire for congressional approval or clear strategic objectives does not mean that β€œI love the Ayatollah.”

You can hate the Iranian regime AND want a war with a thought-out endgame.

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