Bryan Behar

I’m not a fan of the current Iranian government.

I’m just an opponent of illegal, unauthorized wars.

The American people don’t want this war.

The American Congress didn’t authorize it.

It’s illegal, unauthorized, and without clear objectives.

Not to mention, Trump promised it would never happen. And U.S. kids will die.

Other than that, how’d you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

Don’t tell me Trump will never go through with this.

He’s a crook with 88 criminal charges against him.

He filed 62 lawsuits to overturn the free & fair 2020 election.

And incited a violent insurrection when that didn’t work.

There’s NOTHING he won’t do to keep power.

Brandi Carlile back in LA! I don’t know about you, but with all the fakakta shit going down in 2026, I find it comforting and encouragng to know that I live in a world where Brandi Carlile can sell out Madison Square Garden & the Forum. 🎸🇺🇸🎸🇺🇸

Wasn’t home State of the Union. Luckily I found this transcript:

“Lies. Lies. Outright fabrications. Delusional claims. Lies. Supreme Court rage. Conspiracy theories. Lies. Economic lies. Men’s hockey. Blame liberals. Blame immigrants. More hockey. More lies. Scapegoat minorities. Lies. Lies. USA.”

In the UK, there are kings. And a member of the king’s family was still arrested in connection to Epstein.

In the US, we have no kings. Wake up, DOJ! Your silence in this case is inexcusable.

Let Andrew’s arrest be a reminder:

In America, no one is above the law.

Not even a racist, pedophilic game show host.

Few have articulated the promise of America like Jesse Jackson.

I'll never forget his speech at the '88 Democratic Convention:

"His foreparents came to America on immigrant ships; my foreparents came to America on slave ships. But whatever the original ships, we're in the same boat tonight"

As Americans, we should be talking about gold medal winners Breezy Johnson, Jordan Stolz, and Elizabeth Lemley.

Instead, we're still stuck talking about gold medal grifters Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, and Cheeto Hitler.

As always, MAGA makes everything less great.

On the one hand, I texted them to let them know that I’m not an attorney, just a guy trying to make a funny.

On the other hand, they used a nice picture of me in an R.E.M. t-shirt.

I say we call it a wash.

Bondi’s testimony seems to cement what we’ve already suspected.

GOP = Grand Old Pedophiles

(Please, nobody tell Abraham Lincoln what his party has become)

I’m also not a professional political strategist.

But it feels like being “Pro-pedophile ring” might not be the winning strategy the GOP thinks it is.

The office of the Attorney General was created by Congress through the Judiciary Act of 1789.

Nowhere in that act does it describe the AG’s primary function to be “covering up an international pedophilia ring.”

I’m not actually a lawyer. But nor should I need to be to understand that prosecuting pedophiles isn’t predicated on the health of the stock market.

I must've missed that day in law school where we learned that pedophiles are above law as long as the Dow is rising.

Defending and covering up a massive pedophile ring has to be the weirdest hill for a major American political party to die on.

I know this may not matter as much as our democracy being under siege, but doesn't Dr. Robby seem kinda mean this season? #thepitt

For the life of me, I will never understand Americans who claim to be more outraged by rapping than raping.

The reason I know that Trump’s response to Bad Bunny is thoroughly racist:

It’s because he would’ve called the performance “disgusting” and “un-American” and “impossible to understand” whether he watched it or not.

That. And because Trump is thoroughly racist.

If you're seriously threatened by a performance that celebrates diversity and tolerance and love and joy, maybe America isn't the right place for YOU.

If these messages somehow offend you, I'm not sure we will ever agree about the purpose and promise of America.

This is literally me right now, hoping my friends show up for my 60th birthday dinner. Does anyone else get all “Peter Brady” when hosting your own party?

It’s our 5th time seeing Green Day- putting them with R.E.M., Pearl Jam, and Petty on our couple concert tally. We also get Cage the Elephant (2nd time), Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Twenty One Pilots. Sure, we’re 30 years older than anyone else here. Just means rock ain’t dead. And neither are we.

Deeply saddened by the passing of Bob Weir.

May the four winds blow him safely home.

I’ll get back to them once the college football transfer portal closes. 🙏

I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.

But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.

My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.