Bryan Behar

Nice try with that unprovoked war of choice, but no, we haven’t forgotten about Epstein.

While Donald Trump loses American jobs, raises gas prices and cavalierly discusses exterminating an entire nation, let’s not forget, he’s also, very likely, a pedophile.

I'd say this is the equivalent of wearing sweat pants to a funeral. But usually those guys are too depressed or too heavy for a suit. This is the fucking President of the United States at a dignified transfer of remains. Grow up.

This is okay, but Obama's tan suit was practically grounds for impeachment?

You're the damn president. This is the dignified transfer of U.S. remains, not the gallery at Augusta.

Take off your effing hat!

*Trump asked about Charlie Kirk’s assassination:

“See all the trucks, they just started construction of the new ballroom.”

*Trump announcing the deaths of 6 U.S. soldiers:

“I picked those drapes in my first term- I always liked gold.”

The man is a certified sociopath.

The U.S. killed those girls. Everybody knows it.

How is the President of the United States allowed to just flat-out lie about everything?

For the love of Pete, we are talking about actual human lives not a WWE Royal Rumble.

What’s with the fucking baseball hat?

This is the transfer of fallen U.S. soldiers, not a House of Pain video.

“No matter what happens, I will lower gas prices and I will not go to war with Iran.”

I’ve been to hundreds of live sporting events and I’ve never seen ANYONE keep their hat on during the national anthem.

This is THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES during the solemn transfer of fallen American soldiers.

What a disrespectful yutz.

I’ve heard pundits go berserk when a football coach wears a ball cap during his post-game press conference.

This is the President of the United States, transferring deceased soldiers who died during the war he ordered. Nothing is more solemn.

Oh, this is Truth Social 2024.

I thought it was Truth Serum 2026.

AI can do a ton of things. But it still can’t do a parody of Trump’s lunacy as well as Cheeto Hitler himself.

Could you imagine Jake Tapper’s pearl-clutching if Biden had written this? It might’ve even given him the vapors.

This lunatic was out of office and on his way to prison. And America willingly put him back in the White House. Because they didn't like the Vice President's laugh. I'll never understand it.

When asked about whether Americans should worry about violent Iranian retaliation on our own soul, Trump responded “I guess.”

Like it had never occurred to him.

This war is being run by shallow people treating it like a video game. With no concern for human life- there or here

Trump’s war of choice doesn’t have congressional consent, international support, or the approval of the American people.

Sounds like an AWESOME way of entering a full-scale war.

Americans have 92,00 fewer jobs.

Gas & food prices are way up.

Seems like a perfect, not-tone-deaf-at-all time to brag about your $400 million dollar ballroom, with gold drapes, that no one asked for.

Defend Russia. Rip a free American press.

Patriotism, MAGA-style, in action.

Trump's failed to lower the cost of living, started a foreign war of choice, and actively covered-up a worldwide pedophilia ring.

The GOP will try supressing the vote. And scapegoating immigrants, people of color, and trans teens.

We can't let them get away with it again.

Candidate Trump promised to lower gas prices, lower food prices, lower unemployment, immediately release the Epstein files and never start a war with Iran.

How’s that working out?

The midterms can’t come soon enough.

You can murder a dog.

You can kill civilians.

You can cover up unlawful killings.

You can have an affair in taxpayer-funded jets.

But in the name of all things holy, the one thing you apparently can't do is bomb on television.

So very MAGA.

If you don't have clear strategic goals, a non-shifting reason for attacking, proof of an imminent threat, congressional approval, an international alliance, or a foreseeable endgame, you don't have a war plan.

You have a billion dollar distraction from the Epstein Files.

People said “what does killing a pet without remorse have to do with her job at DHS?”

Ask the families of Renee Good and Alex Preti.

A sociopath is a sociopath.

You’d think karma would be kinder to cold-blooded puppy murderers.

Noem murdered a dog in cold blood

Noem had a public airplane affair with a subordinate.

Noem condoned masked thugs murdering innocent American civilians.

Noem covered up their crimes.

Is that why she was out?

Nope.

She had a bad moment on TV.

MAGA in a nutshell.