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Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar.bsky.social

TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

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“Not penalizing a team for losing their conference championship game” isn’t a rule or a binding precedent. It’s just how it went for SMU last year.

If it were up to me, I’d have Alabama & BYU out of the College Football Playoff. And I’d have Miami & Notre Dame in. No question.

07.12.2025 06:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know I'm not technically a doctor, but how is it good health policy to ensure that MORE BABIES get Hepatitis B?

06.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 69    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0
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Everyone knows that the Leader of the Free World can literally be bribed with a shiny object.

05.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 40    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0
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It’s like giving a toddler a piece of string.

05.12.2025 23:53 — 👍 159    🔁 27    💬 18    📌 5

It's hard to say which MAGA jock I'm more disappointed in, Wayne Gretsky or Phil Mickelson.?

Heck, who says we have to choose.

05.12.2025 23:47 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1
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Haven't we all known this kind of phony tough guy? He's the boy who never got off the bench on the football team, so he has to pick on the cross country runners in the locker room to feel like a man.

05.12.2025 23:30 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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First, she was made to wait 50 days before being sworn in to Congress.

Now, she has been pepper-sprayed by ICE agents.

Somehow, we never hear about Rep. Thomas McWhite-Guy receiving this kind of treatment.

05.12.2025 22:58 — 👍 36    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0
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They literally made up an award so he'd have something to play with during the ceremony. It's no different than giving a kid an iPad at their older sibling's graduation.

05.12.2025 22:50 — 👍 76    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 3
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I won't tell him it isn't a Nobel Peace Prize if you won't.

05.12.2025 22:41 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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I can't wait for Jake Tapper not to write a book about this.

05.12.2025 08:40 — 👍 102    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 3
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I thought you had to wait 50 days to be sworn in? Or is that just for Latino women?

05.12.2025 08:36 — 👍 113    🔁 16    💬 8    📌 2
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Which poll? Most mentions in the Epstein Files?

05.12.2025 08:28 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is especially cruel. Even for someone whose boss has journalists dismembered with a bone saw.

05.12.2025 08:22 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 0
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Just a reminder, this is the person who got re-elected by calling his opponent "old" and "sleepy."

05.12.2025 08:17 — 👍 32    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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Is this really the Dallas Cowboys’ trainer? He looks like one of the guys who let Jack Ruby shoot Oswald.

05.12.2025 05:32 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Now it makes sense that his only friend is the My Pillow guy.

05.12.2025 05:02 — 👍 186    🔁 49    💬 9    📌 3
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Hard to believe that the same President who defended and slobbered all over MBS also called for the death of his politcal opponents the same week.

Or... not hard to believe at all.

21.11.2025 06:35 — 👍 46    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1

No one should be targeted for violence by a President. But the folks Trump is going after have served our country in both the legislature and our armed forces. These are some of our most dedicated public servants. They deserve much better than this kind of harassment.

21.11.2025 06:09 — 👍 184    🔁 52    💬 3    📌 2
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Everything we feared about Trump's emotional makeup, his violent impulses, and his disdain for the rule of law has come true. We all should be outraged and afraid.

21.11.2025 05:59 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0
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Donald Trump has always idolized authoritarian dictators, including their ability to murder their opposition.

If you don't believe me, here is the President of the United States calling for the actual death of Democratic lawmakers.

21.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Nope. Nothing weird about the President of the United States calling for the MURDER of Democratic lawmakers. Good job, America. You picked a totally sane one.

20.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 2

The question is not “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files?”

The question is “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files a thousand times?”

And the answer to both questions was an emphatic “yes.”

20.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 80    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone shocked by “quiet piggy” should remember that your neighbors elected the “grab them by the pussy” guy.

20.11.2025 05:19 — 👍 137    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

Donald Trump has shown disdain for democracy, the rule of law, a free press, free & fair elections, strategic alliances, and promoting freedom around the world.

If Putin was creating a candidate in the lab, he wouldn't be able to create someone less right to guide America.

20.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 99    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 0

Trump has never met a vicious foreign dictator he won’t kiss up to. And between a free press, the rule of law, and free & fair elections, there are no pillars of democracy that he won’t shit on to impress the vicious dictators. There is nothing “American” about this guy.

20.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 203    🔁 57    💬 13    📌 1

As disgusted as I am by the actions of the Saudi Crown Prince, I’m exponentially more disgusted by the President of the United States excusing and defending them.

20.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 257    🔁 42    💬 7    📌 0

Cheeto Hitler barked "Quiet piggy" at a reporter for asking about Epstein.

He attacked Mary Bruce for questioning the Saudi prince over Khashoggi.

Then suggesting Khashoggi had it coming.

This raging against the press isn't how the leader of a democracy behaves.

At least, it wasn't.

20.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 126    🔁 35    💬 8    📌 1
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This guy ordered the murder of a journalist.

His kill squad dismembered him & smuggled his body parts out of the country.

Now POTUS welcomes him to the White House.

And U.S. business leaders come to celebrate him at dinner.

A man was cut to pieces with a bone saw.

Does nothing matter anymore?

19.11.2025 05:38 — 👍 1398    🔁 514    💬 156    📌 45

Journalist Jamal Khashoggi was ambushed by a 15 member Saudi kill squad, strangled to death, and then had his body dismembered with a bone saw.

Or as pillar of democracy and rule of law Donald Trump described today, “things happen.”

19.11.2025 04:09 — 👍 198    🔁 67    💬 14    📌 2
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The President of the United States just suggested a journalist deserved to be murdered.

For REPORTING THE TRUTH.

18.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 48    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0

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