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Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar.bsky.social

TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

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Gotta hand it to the warmongering scumbags- no one’s talking about Epstein anymore. 😩

Mission accomplished?

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Pete Hegseth: "Death and destruction from the sky all day long. We're playing for keeps!”

Also Pete Hegseth: β€œLeave the President alone! You’re hurting his feelings.”

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On Saturday, there was no threat to American interests.

Today, the same people are saying, Iran was on the brink of attacking us with nuclear weapons.

It’s hard to believe a word our own government is saying.

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It's possible to loathe a murderous Iranian regime AND be skeptical of an war waged without congressional approval, without clear strategic goals, without a foreseeable endgame, without an imminent threat to American interests, but with a murky explanation of why and why now.

Both can be true.

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I’m generally hesitant to re-post my own material. But it’s fun when someone with a bigger following turns me into a meme. Sadly, this time, no one mistook me for an attorney-at-law. I was beginning to enjoy my newfound respect at the courthouse.

03.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only things I really remember about Trump's 2026 campaign promises were that he'd definitely release the Epstein Files and that he'd definitely not start a war with Iran.

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If this had been Biden during the debate, Jake Tapper would’ve written 6 books about it.

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β€œWe didn’t start this war,” says Pete Hegseth, about the war we definitely started.

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Why did we go to war?

Regime change?
Iranian nuclear program?
Imminent threat to American security?
Or
53 pages missing from the Epstein Files?

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Four American soldiers dead by a war of this man’s choosing.

And he’s talking about giving himself the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I have no faith in this man or his administration.

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The Right seemed a lot angrier about Obama’s tan suit than about Trump’s gold drapes.

What could be different? Hmmmm…

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It’s like Trump is Lincoln or FDR.

During wartime, why speak to the nation about deaths when you can talk about drapes.

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Why lay out clear strategic war objectives or pay honor to our fallen soldiers when you can…. Brag about your love of gold drapes?

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The closing of the Strait of Hormuz can have catastrophic consequences on the global economy.

But I’m sure the Trump β€œbrain trust” absolutely thought that through.

Right? Right?

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No, a desire for congressional approval or clear strategic objectives does not mean that β€œI love the Ayatollah.”

You can hate the Iranian regime AND want a war with a thought-out endgame.

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Even if we give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt and concede he had a plan on Day 1 of the war, it’s Days 2 to infinity that have me terrified.

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I’m not a political adviser or a presidential counselor.

But announcing the deaths of 4 fallen U.S. soldiers might not be the ideal time to boast about your new $400 million ballroom.

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Donald Trump says this war is about regime change.

Pete Hegseth says this war isn’t about regime change.

If the President & the Secretary of Defense can’t agree on day 3, I wonder how thought-out these strategic goals really are?

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Asking questions about war strategy doesn’t mean I support a tyrannical Iranian regime.

It just means I support congressional approval, clear objectives, and a more nuanced understanding of regime change than β€œthe people will rise up.”

And so should you.

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No one wants to be at war.

And if we must be, you’d expect your Commander-In-Chief to solemnly praise the sacrifices of his fallen soldiers.

Not brag about his new ballroom drapes.

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β€œDon’t you support the troops” is a question I keep hearing.

I do.

I support them so much that I don’t want thousands of them to die, just to distract Americans from the fact that a politician might’ve raped a 13-year-old.

03.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There was no imminent threat from Iran to America’s national security.

This isn’t me saying it.

It’s the opinion of Donald Trump’s Pentagon.

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The Right’s trying the same rhetorical traps regarding Iran they used for Iraq.

β€œAre you saying you prefer the Ayatollah was still in charge?”

Obviously not. Same for Saddam Hussein.

I just don’t like committing American troops to endless wars without clear objectives or endgames.

03.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a fan of the current Iranian government.

I’m just an opponent of illegal, unauthorized wars.

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