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Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar.bsky.social

TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

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The only things I really remember about Trump's 2026 campaign promises were that he'd definitely release the Epstein Files and that he'd definitely not start a war with Iran.

03.03.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If this had been Biden during the debate, Jake Tapper would’ve written 6 books about it.

03.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe didn’t start this war,” says Pete Hegseth, about the war we definitely started.

03.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did we go to war?

Regime change?
Iranian nuclear program?
Imminent threat to American security?
Or
53 pages missing from the Epstein Files?

03.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four American soldiers dead by a war of this man’s choosing.

And he’s talking about giving himself the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I have no faith in this man or his administration.

03.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Right seemed a lot angrier about Obama’s tan suit than about Trump’s gold drapes.

What could be different? Hmmmm…

03.03.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s like Trump is Lincoln or FDR.

During wartime, why speak to the nation about deaths when you can talk about drapes.

03.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why lay out clear strategic war objectives or pay honor to our fallen soldiers when you can…. Brag about your love of gold drapes?

03.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The closing of the Strait of Hormuz can have catastrophic consequences on the global economy.

But I’m sure the Trump β€œbrain trust” absolutely thought that through.

Right? Right?

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No, a desire for congressional approval or clear strategic objectives does not mean that β€œI love the Ayatollah.”

You can hate the Iranian regime AND want a war with a thought-out endgame.

03.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if we give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt and concede he had a plan on Day 1 of the war, it’s Days 2 to infinity that have me terrified.

03.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a political adviser or a presidential counselor.

But announcing the deaths of 4 fallen U.S. soldiers might not be the ideal time to boast about your new $400 million ballroom.

03.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump says this war is about regime change.

Pete Hegseth says this war isn’t about regime change.

If the President & the Secretary of Defense can’t agree on day 3, I wonder how thought-out these strategic goals really are?

03.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking questions about war strategy doesn’t mean I support a tyrannical Iranian regime.

It just means I support congressional approval, clear objectives, and a more nuanced understanding of regime change than β€œthe people will rise up.”

And so should you.

03.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one wants to be at war.

And if we must be, you’d expect your Commander-In-Chief to solemnly praise the sacrifices of his fallen soldiers.

Not brag about his new ballroom drapes.

03.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDon’t you support the troops” is a question I keep hearing.

I do.

I support them so much that I don’t want thousands of them to die, just to distract Americans from the fact that a politician might’ve raped a 13-year-old.

03.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There was no imminent threat from Iran to America’s national security.

This isn’t me saying it.

It’s the opinion of Donald Trump’s Pentagon.

03.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

The Right’s trying the same rhetorical traps regarding Iran they used for Iraq.

β€œAre you saying you prefer the Ayatollah was still in charge?”

Obviously not. Same for Saddam Hussein.

I just don’t like committing American troops to endless wars without clear objectives or endgames.

03.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a fan of the current Iranian government.

I’m just an opponent of illegal, unauthorized wars.

28.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The American people don’t want this war.

The American Congress didn’t authorize it.

It’s illegal, unauthorized, and without clear objectives.

Not to mention, Trump promised it would never happen. And U.S. kids will die.

Other than that, how’d you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

28.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t tell me Trump will never go through with this.

He’s a crook with 88 criminal charges against him.

He filed 62 lawsuits to overturn the free & fair 2020 election.

And incited a violent insurrection when that didn’t work.

There’s NOTHING he won’t do to keep power.

28.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brandi Carlile back in LA! I don’t know about you, but with all the fakakta shit going down in 2026, I find it comforting and encouragng to know that I live in a world where Brandi Carlile can sell out Madison Square Garden & the Forum. πŸŽΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

28.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t home State of the Union. Luckily I found this transcript:

β€œLies. Lies. Outright fabrications. Delusional claims. Lies. Supreme Court rage. Conspiracy theories. Lies. Economic lies. Men’s hockey. Blame liberals. Blame immigrants. More hockey. More lies. Scapegoat minorities. Lies. Lies. USA.”

25.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

In the UK, there are kings. And a member of the king’s family was still arrested in connection to Epstein.

In the US, we have no kings. Wake up, DOJ! Your silence in this case is inexcusable.

19.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Let Andrew’s arrest be a reminder:

In America, no one is above the law.

Not even a racist, pedophilic game show host.

19.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Few have articulated the promise of America like Jesse Jackson.

I'll never forget his speech at the '88 Democratic Convention:

"His foreparents came to America on immigrant ships; my foreparents came to America on slave ships. But whatever the original ships, we're in the same boat tonight"

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