Bryan Behar

"I don't like my blood results so I'm going to fire my internist," said no sane person ever.

So why would we accept such buffoonery from the President of the United States.

The jobs report is the jobs report. Period.

The Jobs Report was just as rigged as the 2020 election.

Not. At. All.

A liar is a liar is a liar.

I’m sure the guy who cheated at golf, marriage, business, taxes, insurance claims, and elections will provide us with 100% accurate jobs’ numbers after handpicking a new crony.

When faced with staggeringly bad job numbers, the President of the United States reversed course on his disastrous tariff policies.

Only fucking with you.

He fired the member of his own administration who merely reported the actual numbers.

Like a real life autocrat.

For fuck’s sake, if I don’t like my blood pressure results, I wouldn’t fire the blood pressure monitor.

If you had a job & didn’t get the results you wanted, would you:

A) Work harder, change tactics & try for better results?

B) Fire the person counting & replace them with a crony to doctor the books?

Not to be a fuddy duddy, but what lessons are we teaching America’s kids?

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For those in SF, enjoy the shows. For those not, enjoy the list. Because in times like these, there’s nothing left to do but smile, smile,smile.

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Ghislaine Maxwell "vouching" that Trump isn't a pedophile carries all the same credibility as Putin vouching there was no Russian complicity in the 2016 election.

How fucking dumb does Trump think his followers are?

Pretty dumb, apparently.

Why the heck would Trump suddenly want to pardon the co-head of a sex trafficking ring?

Unless he knows that she could implicate him?

The bigger question is why doesn’t anyone seem to care?

If he has nothing to hide, why did the President of the United States just give any form of legal immunity to the head of a pedophile ring?

Asking for a nation.

What makes you think Ghislaine Maxwell would say ANYTHING to get out of jail?

It’s not like anything bad has ever happened to an Epstein or an Epstein associate in prison.

You know who is going to clear the name of our PPP (Probable Pedophile President)— a convicted sex trafficker willing to say anything for a pardon.

MAGA: See? Told you he was innocent.

Me: 😩

Let me get this straight:

Lying pedophile #1, who wants a pardon, will lie about Lying Pedophile #2, who can grant a pardon.

And then, somehow, MAGA Nation will claim this is vindication for Lying Pedophile #2?

Am I understanding this correctly?

I’m going to lose my shit if the media keeps buying this canard that a positive word from Ghislaine Maxwell—- a monster desperately in need of a pardon— somehow fully exonerates Donald Trump.

It does nothing of the sort.

I don’t know Professor Aranella. But his assertions that a.) Trump is a longtime pedophile, b.) this has long been known to foreign intelligence agencies, and c) this is the Kompromat that Putin has held over Trump, sure would explain the last 10 years of our lives.

I’ve had the same best friends since middle school in the late 70’s.

And I still don’t have as many photos with these guys as Trump does with Jeffrey Epstein.

Cheeto Hitler is not capable of subtext or nuance.

If Trump accuses Obama of treason, it means Trump is super-guilty of something Epstein-related.

And it means the other shoe is about to drop.

“But how will you feel when Bill Clinton is on the Epstein list, too” says MAGA.

I’d feel great, if it meant getting two pedophiles off the streets.

But we’ll never know until they RELEASE THE FILES.

Trump ranting about Obama= Trump guilty of Epstein pedophilia.

No question. Nobody is more predictable.

The White House is claiming that Trump being in the Epstein file isn't what you think.

What I think is, nobody is in the Epstein file because they were busy feeding the poor or curing cancer.

Now, we just need society to be as outraged about having a pedophilic president as they were about the philandering Coldplay CEO guy.

Remember last week when Trump thought his biggest problem was unflattering ankle photos?

So which is worse:

That the Religious Right unknowingly elected a pedophile to be our President?

Or that they knowingly did?

In either case, he is.

You don’t get mentioned in the Epstein files for your moral rectitude.

I know they always say, "the cover up is worse than the crime."

But in the case of Trump-Epstein-Pedophilia, the crime is probably pretty fucking awful, too.

I wish I had as many pictures with my wife and children as Donald Trump has with Jeffrey Epstein.

Cheeto Hitler has spent all day ranting about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Which can only mean that some giant Epstein news must be close to dropping.

He lashes out when trapped. Like the dogs he compares all his enemies to.

In the past few months, we've seen universities, law firms, entertainment companies, and news organizations all bend the knee to a vindictive president for fear of retribution.

If this isn't Fascism, you sure as hell can see it from here.