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Caitlin πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🚫🧊

@alaranth.bsky.social

Where my bi ass yells into the void. she/her

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a group of girls standing in front of a sign that says welcome on it ALT: a group of girls standing in front of a sign that says welcome on it
02.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

01.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7881    πŸ” 2056    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 33
A small very scruffy looking Shih Tzu looking up at the camera from around the edge of a laptop tray.

A small very scruffy looking Shih Tzu looking up at the camera from around the edge of a laptop tray.

How your email finds me πŸ’–

01.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A small tan and white Shih Tzu with a dark snout and ears laying on a colorful floral bedspread. She is β€˜smiling’ at the camera, her tongue lolled out. Her fur is messy and in need of a trim.

A small tan and white Shih Tzu with a dark snout and ears laying on a colorful floral bedspread. She is β€˜smiling’ at the camera, her tongue lolled out. Her fur is messy and in need of a trim.

I haven’t posted much here. The horrors persist etc etc. but please enjoy this timeline rest stop with Dogtor Mop. She wants you to take your meds, hydrate and eat a delicious snack today, okay?

27.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Not beating the ADHD diagnosis and just got distracted by a squirrel

27.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

26.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1939    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9
Next Stop Light I’m Bitin’ Ur Ass 9β€³ bumper sticker – KWatrousCeramics

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26.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MINT CHUTNEY MY BELOVED

26.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look a lot like this?

26.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Par for this timeline: I can't tell what's jokes and what's real for what happened at the state of the union.

25.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"That wasn't very cash money of you, you piece of shit!"

I shout at the inanimate object that just fell off the window.

24.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pair of cosplayers cosplaying Vex and Percy. They are in a field with storm clouds in the background. Vex aims a bow and Percy aims a gun.

A pair of cosplayers cosplaying Vex and Percy. They are in a field with storm clouds in the background. Vex aims a bow and Percy aims a gun.

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23.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I must not make big life changes or decisions in February...

23.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an internal team! We literally don't need this information from a survey! It already exists elsewhere!

I feel like I'm going insane!

23.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're going to collect all this data!"

Ok but whyyyyyyyyyy

23.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Data! Metrics! PowerPoints!"

I'm going to claw my eyes out.

23.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to do my silly crafts, read books, and play with swords. Why must I have a job?

23.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Allegheny West. 725 Allegheny Ave - Wendy’s. Caller reports that a food fight has broken out at the Thunderdome Wendy’s.

23.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 406    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 72

"Thank you, water."

22.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was fun. I'm done being "patriotic" now.

22.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Winter Olympics men’s ice hockey final: USA beat Canada in overtime to end 46-year wait for gold – live reaction Rolling report: Who will claim gold as the North American rivals meet with the Olympic title on the line? Join Beau Dure for the latest news

β€œHellebuyck looks like he could deflect blaster shots like a Jedi in Star Wars” is pulitzer-level sports writing

22.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

Where's that skeet that said "Give Hellebuyck the real medal and everyone else gets chocolate"

22.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY SHIT

22.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What the cinnamon toast fuck?

What the cinnamon toast fuck?

In that zoomed in shot of his mask, Hellebuyck looked like he had the What The Cinnamon Toast Fuck eyebrows, which...

22.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the US pulls this out of their ass Hellebuyck is the only one who gets a real medal, everyone else gets gold medal chocolate or some shit

22.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

the US gets one shot off per possession that looks like a prayer while Canada is firing tactical missiles at Hellebuyck who has ascended into the realm of the gods.

22.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

if america wins this can we give hellebuyck a medal made out of unobtanium or something

22.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

This game is so fucking stressful

22.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"No fighting in Olympic hockey"
Uh huh yeah sure

22.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

21.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13531    πŸ” 4566    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 745