I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life
01.03.2026 22:13 β π 7881 π 2056 π¬ 30 π 33A small very scruffy looking Shih Tzu looking up at the camera from around the edge of a laptop tray.
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01.03.2026 17:06 β π 64 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0A small tan and white Shih Tzu with a dark snout and ears laying on a colorful floral bedspread. She is βsmilingβ at the camera, her tongue lolled out. Her fur is messy and in need of a trim.
I havenβt posted much here. The horrors persist etc etc. but please enjoy this timeline rest stop with Dogtor Mop. She wants you to take your meds, hydrate and eat a delicious snack today, okay?
27.02.2026 16:51 β π 97 π 25 π¬ 3 π 0Not beating the ADHD diagnosis and just got distracted by a squirrel
27.02.2026 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.
26.02.2026 17:55 β π 1939 π 265 π¬ 33 π 9MINT CHUTNEY MY BELOVED
26.02.2026 01:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look a lot like this?
26.02.2026 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Par for this timeline: I can't tell what's jokes and what's real for what happened at the state of the union.
25.02.2026 04:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"That wasn't very cash money of you, you piece of shit!"
I shout at the inanimate object that just fell off the window.
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I must not make big life changes or decisions in February...
23.02.2026 20:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's an internal team! We literally don't need this information from a survey! It already exists elsewhere!
I feel like I'm going insane!
"We're going to collect all this data!"
Ok but whyyyyyyyyyy
"Data! Metrics! PowerPoints!"
I'm going to claw my eyes out.
I just want to do my silly crafts, read books, and play with swords. Why must I have a job?
23.02.2026 16:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Allegheny West. 725 Allegheny Ave - Wendyβs. Caller reports that a food fight has broken out at the Thunderdome Wendyβs.
23.02.2026 01:52 β π 406 π 74 π¬ 23 π 72"Thank you, water."
22.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well that was fun. I'm done being "patriotic" now.
22.02.2026 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βHellebuyck looks like he could deflect blaster shots like a Jedi in Star Warsβ is pulitzer-level sports writing
22.02.2026 15:59 β π 357 π 44 π¬ 9 π 6Where's that skeet that said "Give Hellebuyck the real medal and everyone else gets chocolate"
22.02.2026 15:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HOLY SHIT
22.02.2026 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the cinnamon toast fuck?
In that zoomed in shot of his mask, Hellebuyck looked like he had the What The Cinnamon Toast Fuck eyebrows, which...
22.02.2026 15:20 β π 40 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0If the US pulls this out of their ass Hellebuyck is the only one who gets a real medal, everyone else gets gold medal chocolate or some shit
22.02.2026 15:20 β π 93 π 11 π¬ 2 π 3the US gets one shot off per possession that looks like a prayer while Canada is firing tactical missiles at Hellebuyck who has ascended into the realm of the gods.
22.02.2026 15:12 β π 399 π 35 π¬ 12 π 0if america wins this can we give hellebuyck a medal made out of unobtanium or something
22.02.2026 15:34 β π 194 π 8 π¬ 12 π 3This game is so fucking stressful
22.02.2026 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"No fighting in Olympic hockey"
Uh huh yeah sure
Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
21.02.2026 22:36 β π 13531 π 4566 π¬ 135 π 745