Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth

My mother in law tooooooootally just judged us for "Fangsgiving" 🤣
I guarantee we'll be having more fun.

21.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hedgehog

21.11.2025 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't believe you

19.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

COSTCO HAS LONGANS
COSTCO IN SUBURBAN MINNEAPOLIS HAS LONGANS

18.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maccy cheese

17.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guuuuuyyyys @katriddell.bsky.social is harassing me with fanfic screenshots before bed.

14.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh boy if I don't do something reckless and impulsive soon I will quite literally explode

13.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It really is 🤣

12.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are things going? Well I posted the "Everything happens so much" tweet in the work chat.

11.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think life would be so much easier if everyone didn't have to talk in 17 layers of polite marketing corpo-speak and we could just say what we mean.

I just really want to say "If you're not down go away"

11.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

10.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 2725 🔁 733 💬 55 📌 17

Oh boy I am going to love saying completely out of context "went to a wedding where the bride bit me"

10.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where are all the trees?

08.11.2025 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forgot how fucking FLAT this place is

08.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I second this motion

08.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish . ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .

07.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please don't.

07.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I've made a mistake and I'm doing fine about it. My boss and her boss not so much. Lol

07.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cloud storage just means somebody else's server

05.11.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

05.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 16763 🔁 3522 💬 146 📌 90

And for once in my life I was actually eating a salad on purpose

05.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bold of you to think I was attempting shame instead 9f just committing to the bit

05.11.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do not need more shiny math rocks.

But there's a new Percy de Rolo themed set

04.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

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04.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 4446 🔁 643 💬 57 📌 35

Guess what? Had boy best friend in my small town elementary school. Did not end up falling in love in our 30s over the holidays. I know? Amazing. Now that werewolf I adopted accidentally…

04.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 77 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

I don't think I should have to work when it's dark out

03.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHERE IS THE GODDAMN SUN

03.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a black and white photo of a man with the words at least once more miss swann as always below him ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words at least once more miss swann as always below him

03.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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