NSF-Double-Vu

Me and some friends are making a faux fun gang and I am loving the interactions we've come up with

A gift for @irohcards.bsky.social for being super helpful with my venture into selling prints and cards of my work~ Needless to say I was not able to finish it in time for his birthday, but I hope he doesn't mind it's a bit late. 🥴

Clairen purrs as she happily chews on a steak that's it that's the drawing

have clairen taking a bite out of a steak because I'm craving meat

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

SFW sketch commissions done last night

For @photonda.bsky.social & @mcgack.bsky.social

If you like my work and would like to support me, please consider joining my Patreon <3
www.patreon.com/Felino

SCENE: Vague Insert of OP, Veni (the shittiest fat female Blaziken you can imagine) and Estuary (a lovely Frogadier) sit at a bus stop (though the sign has the Crazy Bus logo and reads "-OOS SOP"). All of the text bubbles are deliberately lettered shitty. PANEL 1: Vague Insert of OP points towards Estuary, saying "frog detected". Veni looks towards the left toward The Vague Insert with a surprised expression. Estuary also nonchalantly looks over, sitting a bit further away than the two. PANEL 2: Veni leans over towards Estuary, asking them "what are your pronouns"; to which Estuary replies "they/them". They appear to be happy in giving that information to Veni, hand on chest and all. PANEL 3: Veni leans back over towards The Vague Insert with both of them holding a stupid expression. Veni says "chat I'm going to try to rizz them up", to which the Vague Insert gives a photo-realistic thumbs up. It sucks. PANEL 4: Veni leans back over towards Estuary and attempts to rizz them up by saying "your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill my self." This causes Estuary to immediately face heel on their mood, flashing a poker face. There's text at the bottom of the image, but it's just lyrics to Childish Gambino's Campfire. "OKAY, IT'S CHILDISH GAMBINO, HOMEGIRL DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ MOVE WHITE GIRLS LIKE THERE'S COKE UP MY ASSCRACK MOV-" oh yeah and the comic is wider than it should be to show more of Estuary's cleavage, extending it to look lopsided was funny

eating oreos in a parked car (ft. @sadcolor.net's estuary) #STARVENUS #Blaziken

Veni (a shitty, chubby female Blaziken) laments over the fact that she cannot jack off, while holding a phone open to bigboobs.com with the website saying "we ain't doin that gay shit! WEBSITE BLOCKED". She loudly proclaims "I CAN'T FUCKING JACK OOOOFF" in tears. The Vague Insert is sitting in front of her with intense whale eyes staring at a drawing tablet she's using. She replies to Veni with a stern "I KNOW." Everything below Veni's bust is censored with a bright blue bar, with text saying "CALL YOUR GODDAMN REPRESENTATIVES AND PAYMENT PROCESSORS". This is to imply that she's bare naked underneath, 'cause... you know. She wants to jack off.

She Is Unfortunately In Ohio #STARVENUS

edgy tired Salem doodles
(he/him)

lol
this is an oooold pic of @heart-birb.bsky.social's char, Anna. I think it is also from back in the request stream days

don't remember the backstory of the googly edit, just that it's still really funny

https://x.com/OolongEarlGrey/status/1972472424609579250

https://x.com/OolongEarlGrey/status/1972472570625786213

Some recent commission work I posted on the bird site

I'm opening Commissions for Custom Castle Crashers Characters!
If you are interested please fill out the google form here: tinyurl.com/VuCCCCC

#CastleCrashers #PainterBossParadise #Commissions

For whatever reason if the forms aren't working feel free to reach out to me in a DM if you are interested.

Same for the FvF Cards

Promise I'm not dead! Here's some proof! Some experimentation with my nerd berd's eyes 🦉

I realized now that a side profile isn't the best comparison for eyes but that's how it started and finished 😅

Please tell me which you like best for her!

#doodle #avian #furry #starbound

Wading into the water at the beach can be scary when your small, unless you have a close friend to use as a floaty.

This is a stream doodle from @potoobrigham.bsky.social
that I colored

The big grey dragon belongs to me, the small purple kobold belongs to a friend 💜

#art #OC

After finding out their extremely similar names and occupation they became quick friends, though maybe Carrie is a bit much for Carry at times 😅

I got and colored a stream doodle from @potoobrigham.bsky.social

Carry the Delibird belongs to @sadcolor.net
Carrie the Sneasler belongs to me :3

Green Lace [ in stream for LittleKingGG7 | they/them ]

Okay, made a listing for TF sequence commissions (with and without shading), so now you can get Your Bitch smalled, bigged, or shifted some other way
~ commiss.io/listings/NW513 ~

🎆

long live the blue bird 🐦

Xolani = Plant girl Xochic = Bird girl

Time for another backlog post

Drew Xolani and Xochic doing that bra meme thing a while back,
Thought it would be cute since the body type difference. 💖

U goddit boss 🫡

MY FRIEND @mortikyuu.bsky.social JUMPSCARED ME WITH THIS CUTE XOLANI ART AAAAAAAAAA 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

EVERYONE GO FOLLOW AND COMMISSION HER NOW

#doodle #art #floran #starbound #omgLookAtHowFuckingCuteSheIs

TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY OF MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE - SHE'S DONE SO MUCH AND I ADMIRE AND LOVE HER WITH MY WHOLE HEART, HAPPY BIRTHDAY @jinxdoodle.bsky.social!!! - I Can't wait to have you over here in a week 💙💙💙💙

Art Tip: Backs

screenshot of a twitter exchange, dated Sept 23 2024: @MaliceDaFirenze: We're making a game where you play a courier rier in 13th century Mongolia. No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness. Would you play this? (10k replies, 11k reposts, 131k likes) @doodlewhale: I would love to, as long as it can avoid woke DEI nonsense which appears unlikely as you have pronouns in your bio (shrug emoji) (337 replies, 124 reposts, 10k likes) @MaliceDaFirenze: For every comment like this, I will add one extra pronoun to the game. (2k replies, 700 reposts, 19k likes)

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

drawing studies ft. Nano (clanker ver)

Before the events of Sep 10th, KOSA was reported to be dead in the committee. Now they're using said events as an excuse to try to get the bill through.

Just because the debate guy got killed for his free speech doesn't mean they should take away yours.

Linking resources below

no new pics, where are you mentally ?