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a woman says " you knew about this " in front of her ALT: a woman says " you knew about this " in front of her
31.10.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like that lady is also dressed like Stephen Miller.

31.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet here we are...

29.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters sitting at a table with a sign that says yield on it ALT: a group of cartoon characters sitting at a table with a sign that says yield on it
29.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thos ankles tho!!!

27.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Umm, and maybe they shouldn't be wearing those little lower case 't's around their necks. The guy that is supposed to reference was SUPER big into empathy, and also not a fan of the wealthy.

27.10.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing headphones has his hands on his head and the words my mind is still like in shock ALT: a man wearing headphones has his hands on his head and the words my mind is still like in shock

A religious leader using their power to abuse people???

26.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, sure, after 8 billion people deemed unimportant to the powers that be starve to death, we can be free to have all that luxury available for every man, as well as their female slaves, in the glorious new Reich!

24.10.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reeks of insurance scam. Mark my words...that thing is going to burn down before it's ever finished, and all those "donations" are going to mysteriously go away.

24.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope not. I want them to drag him, screaming and crying like the infant he is.

22.10.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the biblical story of Peter denying Christ three times is analogous to people voting for Trump three times. Trump is certainly anti-Christ if not THE antichrist...voting for him is like spitting in Jesus' face. Three times is the charm, and now the devil has their souls.

22.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems more dangerous to give guns to people who believe in an afterlife than it is to someone who uses cannabis. Stoners are chill as hell, while religion makes people do all kinds of crazy shit.

22.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It reminds me of 'The Game', where people get your attention, make you look at a particular gesture, and say, "You lose", because you looked at the hand, or something. It didn't mean anything, but those that didn't get it thought it was something more than some silly random joke.

20.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Are we all just okay with AI slop? Have we gotten so supersaturated in BS that we just accept these images as real?

19.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

At least he admits those crowds were pretty big.

19.10.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even Trump admits those crowds were pretty big.

19.10.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make a lower primate angry, you're gonna have some slung poop coming your way.

19.10.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump even said once, when discussing Presidential Immunity protecting Obama, that that rule may protect President Obama, but not the people working for him. Trump would sell out his own children if it meant him avoiding a consequence or staying in power, much less some underling. Wise up, MAGA.

17.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A DEMENTED PRESIDENT going in for his annual physical AGAIN while ruminating on proving to god he's been good and segueing to his great weapons while he posits invoking the insurrection act

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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09.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 445    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Hey look, it's an ACTUAL Christian! They can't let that stand.

07.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saying right now: if Bluesky asks me for ID, I am ghost. Nothing personal; I'm just not that into it to hand over personal info for a site the Redhats are obviously going to harass with their gestapo.

29.09.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did we forget that whole Brian Killmeade thing already?

29.09.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a doctor with a stethoscope around his neck is laughing and says ' hahahahah ' ALT: a doctor with a stethoscope around his neck is laughing and says ' hahahahah '

Oh I'm stealing this.

28.09.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just need to remember your scripture..."blessed are the gilded, for they portray the most success. Blessed are the wealthy, because stuff--Nice Stuff-- is what is really important in this world. "
Jesus. (The Bible)

28.09.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fazerdaze - Little Uneasy (Official Video)
YouTube video by Fazerdaze Fazerdaze - Little Uneasy (Official Video)

Certainly worth a listen.
youtu.be/szvFmW_oxeY?...

28.09.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed .

This guy thinks you should "just kill them." Why is that not a bigger deal?

28.09.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, they're real. They've shown them in several documentaries, like Starship Troopers and Elysium.

28.09.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Liquidity drain" is such a fancy way to say Trump is tanking the economy.

26.09.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA has the memory of a goldfish. In a few weeks Charlie Kirk will be another catchphrase like โ€œBenghaziโ€ or โ€œHunterโ€™s laptopโ€. Just another wedge issue for the pile. Itโ€™s like a tv show, whereas the episode ends with a big change, that gets forgotten by the next episode.

23.09.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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