J. David Hall

You had one job.

Love language.

Painfully true.

While I own an actual library, my books reside in an eclectic community.

There are books I’ve read, sometimes repeatedly.

There are several half-read, treated as eagerly greeted strangers, only to be rejected.

And a few very old books now treated as royalty on the high towers of my bookshelves.

Having successfully completed my transition from building pillow forts into building book forts, I find much more assurance of defense from idiotic vandals always lurking nearby.

Now off to see about the improving the ramparts with good coffee. ☕️

Our lot, I’m afraid.

Lovely.

If pointless scrolling and reading dystopian substacks doesn't fix it I'm out of ideas.

7 PM actually. 3 AM on the flipside. 🤓

Hoodlums. I’ve seen this maneuver before. They lure you in for a pet, then roll your fast.

George Bailey the Dog is ever vigilant at his window position in SE Portland.

Perfect. The window in the Portland house is George Bailey’s posting.

Something’s always bothered me seeing photos of these Trump “situation rooms”.

They have grotesque amounts of money, resources and technology, but these settings always look like something thrown together in the back of a trashy Florida double wide.

I expect top notch Bond villain digs, you know?

The Toecutter lives on.

Driving south towards Portland down I-5 this morning, and was passed by two of Elon Musk’s monstrous trucks.

Realized that my odds were doubled of one of them suddenly going Ronson.

Found myself whispering a little chant.

Please don’t explode, please don’t explode please don’t explode.

So lovely.

The shame is NOT on those who protested at a Minnesota church worship, but it is on a Minnesota church that demonstrated a profound loss of understanding of the Gospel.

Rather than repent of wickedness, they squandered an opportunity to demonstrate God‘s love and humble themselves. Grievously sad.

Isn’t the term Scouts a bit passé for this current culture? Why not call them Trump Youth instead?

Asked him this morning if he was interested in discussing options for surgical transition to becoming a monkey.

He said he needed a dog treat and to talk to his rubber chicken toy to discuss it.

George Bailey the Dog with his favorite Elephant toy.

I know, I know - he’s no cute little monkey, but George Bailey the Dog needs his chance to go viral too!

Grade A creepiness.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

Still spot on, Gonzo.

I miss eating eggs with my dry toast but the increase in my utility bills takes priority so that data centers won’t go hungry.

I can only hope to at least have the visage of a nice easy chair, only slightly damp from a sprinkling of rain.

No truber words

Yes!

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out

Perfect

It must’ve felt glorious.

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