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Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!

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Post image 09.11.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 393    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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09.11.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 896    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Headline here? And just logic? "NANCY MACE ADMITS SHE IS NOT A WOMAN"

Honestly, I always pretty much suspected it. I'm pretty sure they are just a lump of mud, sticks, hay and a few human baby teeth animated by a spiteful goblin sorcerer.

09.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK, Nick Fuentes is undeniably a white supremacist, but why is that how always what we call him as opposed to "Nazi"? Apart from it being a more accurate descriptor, we are missing out on the alteration, which helps people remember stuff. Try it. "Nazi Nick Fuentes." see? That's the way to go.

09.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Jake is a lot more likely to ask him if he thinks Biden's cabinet hid the fact that he was super old.

09.11.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%

09.11.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, but letโ€™s just say that TACO actually is a Russian asset (which is likely confirmed by the Epstein files),

isnโ€™t crashing the U.S. economy EXACTLY what heโ€™s supposed to do?

I meanโ€ฆdonโ€™t his actions more clearly demonstrate an intent to harm the United States, than to actually lead it?

09.11.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2905    ๐Ÿ” 902    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
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This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.

08.11.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1740    ๐Ÿ” 1456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 182

That's a weird f-ing auto-correct I never noticed.

09.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mamdani sign: No one's actually leaving for Florida

Mamdani sign: No one's actually leaving for Florida

09.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5596    ๐Ÿ” 639    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

This is gorgeous work.

09.11.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a good thing not a one of these oligarch f*cks has ever studied history. Open displays of gluttony by the elite class while the vast majority struggle to eat at all has often ended very, very, very badly for individual rich people.

09.11.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Even if they actually intended to do this insane stunt, they don't have any functional competent staff left to make it function. Getting checks to every America is complicated stuff and I don't think they have a dozen folks working for the administration that could make it happen.

09.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump, commander in chief of the War on Woke.

09.11.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would say this is quite possible. Trump is a "Le'tat c'est moi" guy. he believes he is the owner of the United States, and as such, all US monies are his monies.

09.11.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“Œ Thank You ๐Ÿฅ Judge
Ketanji Brown Jackson โ€ผ๏ธ

The stay she ordered on
SNAP benefits now goes
back to ~ First Circuit Court

Controlled by Dems #OhSNAP

09.11.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1075    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much of the $40 Billion we just gave Argentina do you think went directly into Javier Milei's bank account?

09.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For only $40 billion, you can have this clown, Javier Milei, dance at your private club while laughing at the rest of America.

09.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4734    ๐Ÿ” 1670    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 488    ๐Ÿ“Œ 149
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$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.

09.11.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7704    ๐Ÿ” 3384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 566    ๐Ÿ“Œ 273
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This is good, and should actually make us feel better.

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson temporarily blocked a ruling that required Trump to fully fund SNAP because sheโ€™s playing chess, not checkers. She sent it back to the lower courts for a reason. ๐Ÿ‘€

09.11.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3640    ๐Ÿ” 1260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

As long as NYT is asking โ€œDid women ruin the workplaceโ€ can they also ask:
โ€ขDid men ruin safe workplaces?
โ€ขDid men ruin domestic safety?
โ€ขDid men ruin public safety?
โ€ขDid men ruin global peace?
Or is a clear โ€œYESโ€ to all these questions just too difficult for fragile men to acceptโ€”so NYT avoids it?๐Ÿค”

09.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2802    ๐Ÿ” 938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

According to ICEโ€™s own data, 70% of people arrested this year have no criminal convictions.

09.11.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While this is 100% believable, it's also not something he said. Fact checking it was easy enough. If I am wrong and someone can post anything that corroborates this, I'd want to know. Always, always be skeptical about stuff like this.

09.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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About 300 employees of a nuclear facility in Russian Ulyanovsk region have gone on a massive strike because they are not paid any salary.

"At the moment, the salary delay has reached two months. Lunches have been canceled, there has been no food provided for a long time.

09.11.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1973    ๐Ÿ” 725    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Cool. She doesn't care about "handsy" 20 years ago. How about rape? And how about if the victim was a child? How many kids is it fine with you he raped as long as you don't have to worry about your daughter (who I promise you does not care) had to share space with a trans person?

09.11.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has Cuomo started packing yet?

09.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A cell already prepared for them in Hell?

09.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow, color me shocked.

08.11.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ryan thinks Grok is a person.

08.11.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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