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Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!

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This isn't new. Trump has a 40+ year record of publicly fantasizing about killing and maiming civilians.

09.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, thank goodness Trump has done such a bang up job of making sure we are as reliant on oil as we were in the 1970's, because wind turbines cause cancer or something.

09.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, but a lot of people deeply involved in this war in the US and Israel are.

09.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think, because like J. Edgar Hoover before him, Epstein got the word out that he could blackmail a whole lot of the richest, most powerful people on earth. That was his insurance plan.

09.03.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This story is gaining traction. Even yesterday no major media was reporting on it.

09.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This story is getting bigger every day.

09.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So... any speculation as to why Ben "My face needs you to know I'm a stupid" Sahpiro wearing stick on costume mustaches over his eyebrows?

09.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's an incredibly horrible prediction AND the best case scenario currently likely. Huzzah for the timeline!

09.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I thought you were right, but Paramount is owned by the Ellison's now, white nationalist billionaires, and Trek is the most woke IP Paramount owns. I cannot imagine the Ellison's funding any version of Trek that would be remotely recognizable. It might rise from the ashes at some future point

09.03.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we are 6 months away from writing a similar sentence in the mud with a stick outside the burned out basements we live in about the end of modern civilization.

09.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The cover-up is brazen’: one journalist’s tenacious, traumatic fight to expose Ghislaine Maxwell Lucia Osborne-Crowley has endured threats and sexual harassment to report on Jeffrey Epstein’s chief enabler. Maxwell’s conviction was only the start of the quest for justice, she says

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Even as Trump pushes for WW III, we should not forget this is a man who raped children and we live in a system that protects his dead pimps business.

09.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime America has blood on its hands.

New in PN: The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime

"American disinterest in the lives of people abroad is a resource politicians use to justify cynical wars. It's hard to see on what moral grounds we claim a right to decide the fate of those about whom we clearly care so little."

09.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6444    πŸ” 2299    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 112

During Trumps first term, Russia paid a cash bounty on the lives of US soldiers serving in Afghanistan. It was a matter of public record that Trump did not deny. he just didn't care. Why would he care now?

09.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. Hey, how many billions of dollars in outright bribes have members of the Gulf Coperation council given Trump and his immediate family? You know how in America on the left we say "You voted for this!" Well, you frikkin' PAID for this. You financed Trump. Congratulations.

09.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pixar chief says LGBTQ+ plot elements cut from Elio as company is β€˜not making therapy’ Pete Docter says Pixar will concentrate on more commercially appealing films after staff dissent over deleted scenes that implied lead character was gay

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma... Excuse me, but isn't Pixar's entire business model to date been making animated m movies that are basically therapy? Like, it's 100% what they do.

09.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I think their plan is to throttle any intelligence about actual threats to the homeland until there is one. They'll do everything but send Iran an engraved invitation to do a terrorist strike, but they'll fuck it up and it will be clear almost immediately they're complicit.

08.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

None of these moronic troglodytes has any idea what is and what isn't a threat. None of them could run a fucking lemonade stand without their mom's doing 90% of the labor. Everyone involved in real homeland security with an IQ over 20 was fired, and the remainder re-assigned to arresting non-whites.

08.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't have time to do his hair! Are you suggesting the PRESIDENT should allow people to see he uses a very sophisticated version of the "Comb Over" so people will not see his flaky, scaly fish-tummy pate and the super long, stringy hair that grows out of a single spot behind his left ear?

08.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TAPPER: "Excuse me, Senator Murphy, do you understand you are talking to JAKE TAPPER?! I know what people will think about things and what's important! Remember ever, I'm the one who wrote a book exposing Joe Biden's AGE, at a time when that was the most important thing I could have written about!!"

08.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder, when Russia put a cash bounty on American soldiers in Afghanistan, Trump couldn't have cared less. These are the lives of people he's never even met, who he's referred to as "Suckers and losers." Why would he care about a little targeting intelligence?

08.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww, that's so CUTE! Twumpy thinks we've "already won", less than a week into what could become a world war! That's so "Mission accomplished" of him! He's just like W, except stupider and more full of himself, 2 things I would have said were physically impossible pre-Trump.

08.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like it's more parallel with disliking the yacht industry (and sure,m yes, yacht magazines as well, why not?) because they make a product that is strictly for grotesquely wealthy people to swan about on while watching other humans starve to death.

08.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd guess that the only folks in the Epstein files making less than 6 figures annually are the victims. So MOST people aren't in the files. Most rich folks tend to think they are above the law, and a percentage of them are sociopathic perverts.

08.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single member of Congress that hasn't spoken up and acted is complicit in the murder and destruction of every single country we are going to war with and they should be put on trial too. Disgusting. #USA #America #Congress

08.03.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3503    πŸ” 916    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 36
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Markwayne Mullin, seen here cogitatin' on whether 2+2=22, and if not, why not.

08.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, cool, cool. Hey, did Trump express frustration with Putin over supplying Iran with military intelligence for targeting US interests? No? Like when Putin put a bounty on US soldiers in Afghanistan and Trump didn't care? Putin's still great, I guess. What's a few dead soldiers between friends?

08.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guarantee you, they are working on a lie about this right now.

08.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of children, the vast majority of whom have never served.

08.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forbes: Are you aware that every day more and more people hate "The Wealthy" every day? Because they are killing everything good about life on the planet? Hey! That'd be cool for you to write about!

08.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm gonna have to block you.

08.03.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0