Max Burbank

So... you know these guys at least did hand stuff.

I would happily believe, in fact I assume that no matter how big a piece of shit someone is, Trump is a bigger piece of shit.

Crash the economy, start a war in the gulf... Trump is just a dinner theater GW Bush impersonator working the early bird show at a shitty Florida club. Slow, fat, old, boring, phoning it in, and the show is called "Mission Accomplished"

Everything else aside, Seb Gorka's got a pretty nice rack.

This seems like a good time to remind voters that just 20 Republican senators could end this global nightmare today if they took their oaths seriously.

Stop blaming Democrats.

Has Yair done his mandatory service, or is Netenyahu's family above the law like Trumps?

Sure, but also a bunch of Arab countries gave him huge bribes to do this and if he welshed they probably wouldn't give him any more bribes. I mean, credit where credit is do, Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time if the walking and the chewing are both crimes.

Huh. That would have been a great thing for Trump to consider before he started unfolding the situation in the middle east to pay back the Arab countries that bribed him and his family to do it and maybe make people forget for a few minutes he raped a lot of kids.

Nah, ALL of those things are a distraction from Trump looting the US Treasury, which is a distraction from all the bribes he's openly taking at home and abroad, which is just to distract us from the fact never stops shitting his trousers even for an instant.

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There's a point in bending over backwards when you get far enough your head goes straight up your ass.

"Obliteration Accomplished Again"

For that matter, how come no one wants to discuss our own Elephant in the room?

Here's a headline: "Child Rapist takes USA to war without consulting Congress or making a case to the public, bombs girls school and kills lots of children."

There's no reason to think any of this is distraction from anything else.

Donald Trump has a spinning Lazy Susan of "reasons" to go to war with Iran, and yet did not feel as if he had to make any kind of case to the country prior to dropping bombs and killing heads of state. Because he's the King of America.

The way you de-prioritize the FBI Director's ability to fly allover the country with his girlfriend at a moments notice to see concerts and stuff makes me really sad.

this country only even sort of pretends to love children if it can use them as fodder for hating somebody vulnerable. America hates, hurts, and murders kids constantly, whether it's its own kids or somebody else's. we starve them and bomb them and let them be abused and we let them die CONSTANTLY

Every single Republican gave their dick to Trump.

Let me be clear: we don’t even have the entirety of the Epstein files yet and they already lay bare the longest and most heinous betrayal of Americans in the history of our country.

Oh, golly, Scott Jennings! Senior Trump administration figures TOLD you that?! I declare, with their sterling track record of forthright honesty, that's really all I need to hear! And that must be true for you as well! I hope after a hard day of commentating like that you get some well earned rest!

I understood that.

So, our president and Israeli intelligence are claiming we killed the Ayatollah, and we live in a world now where we have no idea at all if that's true or not.

Call me crazy or old fashioned, but I think that's a bad state of affairs?

Just checking. Here in America, pretty much anything official you hear is a lie.

The only thing that's gonna stop him is the data in actuarial tables, a thing way closer to him than any aspect of the law.

"Washington" did not rush in. There was no consultation with Congress, no attempt to make the cases to the people... Trump conflates himself with "Washington", L'etat C'est moi style. We should not do the same. Trump is the one who rushed in, and he did it unilaterally.

An act of absolute unconscionable lawlessness is not a distraction from a previous act of absolute unconscionable lawlessness. It is simply adding to the mountain of absolute unconscionable lawlessness.

The whole damn MAGA world is like "When you do something it's sick, depraved, insane and illegal. When we do the exact same thing it's waffles and delightful fizzy pop."

Is that true in England? Because People is the US say it's true constantly, and it isn't. At all. I'm not doubting you. I'm just giving you some context.

Donald Trump, arguably the most litigious person in human history, has never even threatened to sue anyone over two calling him a draft dodger or a child rapist.

If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what to say to you.