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Headline here? And just logic? "NANCY MACE ADMITS SHE IS NOT A WOMAN"
Honestly, I always pretty much suspected it. I'm pretty sure they are just a lump of mud, sticks, hay and a few human baby teeth animated by a spiteful goblin sorcerer.
OK, Nick Fuentes is undeniably a white supremacist, but why is that how always what we call him as opposed to "Nazi"? Apart from it being a more accurate descriptor, we are missing out on the alteration, which helps people remember stuff. Try it. "Nazi Nick Fuentes." see? That's the way to go.
09.11.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think Jake is a lot more likely to ask him if he thinks Biden's cabinet hid the fact that he was super old.
09.11.2025 18:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0100%
09.11.2025 14:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ok, but letโs just say that TACO actually is a Russian asset (which is likely confirmed by the Epstein files),
isnโt crashing the U.S. economy EXACTLY what heโs supposed to do?
I meanโฆdonโt his actions more clearly demonstrate an intent to harm the United States, than to actually lead it?
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
08.11.2025 19:17 โ ๐ 1740 ๐ 1456 ๐ฌ 124 ๐ 182That's a weird f-ing auto-correct I never noticed.
09.11.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mamdani sign: No one's actually leaving for Florida
09.11.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 5596 ๐ 639 ๐ฌ 102 ๐ 32This is gorgeous work.
09.11.2025 14:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's a good thing not a one of these oligarch f*cks has ever studied history. Open displays of gluttony by the elite class while the vast majority struggle to eat at all has often ended very, very, very badly for individual rich people.
09.11.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Even if they actually intended to do this insane stunt, they don't have any functional competent staff left to make it function. Getting checks to every America is complicated stuff and I don't think they have a dozen folks working for the administration that could make it happen.
09.11.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Donald Trump, commander in chief of the War on Woke.
09.11.2025 13:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would say this is quite possible. Trump is a "Le'tat c'est moi" guy. he believes he is the owner of the United States, and as such, all US monies are his monies.
09.11.2025 13:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ Thank You ๐ฅ Judge
Ketanji Brown Jackson โผ๏ธ
The stay she ordered on
SNAP benefits now goes
back to ~ First Circuit Court
Controlled by Dems #OhSNAP
How much of the $40 Billion we just gave Argentina do you think went directly into Javier Milei's bank account?
09.11.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0For only $40 billion, you can have this clown, Javier Milei, dance at your private club while laughing at the rest of America.
09.11.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 4734 ๐ 1670 ๐ฌ 488 ๐ 149$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
09.11.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 7704 ๐ 3384 ๐ฌ 566 ๐ 273This is good, and should actually make us feel better.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson temporarily blocked a ruling that required Trump to fully fund SNAP because sheโs playing chess, not checkers. She sent it back to the lower courts for a reason. ๐
As long as NYT is asking โDid women ruin the workplaceโ can they also ask:
โขDid men ruin safe workplaces?
โขDid men ruin domestic safety?
โขDid men ruin public safety?
โขDid men ruin global peace?
Or is a clear โYESโ to all these questions just too difficult for fragile men to acceptโso NYT avoids it?๐ค
According to ICEโs own data, 70% of people arrested this year have no criminal convictions.
09.11.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0While this is 100% believable, it's also not something he said. Fact checking it was easy enough. If I am wrong and someone can post anything that corroborates this, I'd want to know. Always, always be skeptical about stuff like this.
09.11.2025 13:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0About 300 employees of a nuclear facility in Russian Ulyanovsk region have gone on a massive strike because they are not paid any salary.
"At the moment, the salary delay has reached two months. Lunches have been canceled, there has been no food provided for a long time.
Cool. She doesn't care about "handsy" 20 years ago. How about rape? And how about if the victim was a child? How many kids is it fine with you he raped as long as you don't have to worry about your daughter (who I promise you does not care) had to share space with a trans person?
09.11.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Has Cuomo started packing yet?
09.11.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A cell already prepared for them in Hell?
09.11.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wow, color me shocked.
08.11.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ryan thinks Grok is a person.
08.11.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0