Ok I wanna knock him up too

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy

Just in case you wonder how based my family is my mom proudly showed me her “fuck Trump” Morse code bracelet she got from my aunt as a birthday present

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When my partner and I finished andor we followed it up with rogue one which I haven’t seen in years, so I didn’t realize Cassian was literally walking to his last mission at the end of the show that would ultimately win the rebels the war and when I think about it I

Portgas D. Ace fine as hell

I’ve been watching one piece and I want to get this man pregnant

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I’m in LA AGAIN

Luke: *goes into a shitty bar asking stupid questions and immediately gets his ass kicked*
Me already taking off my clothes: haha Luke you’re so fucking stupid

I’ve been reading the 2015 canon Star Wars comics and I can’t believe this dumb bitch lost his godamn lightsaber twice already

We’re about to go to war with Iran for no fucking reason and democrats are just standing by with their dicks in their hands

Thinking back to when I watched the Day of the Doctor special with my mom in 2013 and after looking at the tv super confused the whole time turned to me at the end and was like “well… I’m glad he didn’t have to blow his whole planet up after all”

I got my IUD replaced today and I got the 8 year liletta and I’m so happy about it. It’ll last me through the Trump presidency and a few years after just in case they try to pass any restrictions on birth control
You can take it out of my cold dead body

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

watching Elon/Trump go for each others throats like

I wish them both the worst.

Trump and musk are fighting and I’m about to eat IN N OUT
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

NOT MY ASS GETTING SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!!

Hi Kasey

By the way

Yo I don’t wanna be attracted to timothee chalamet how do I stop

It was norovirus, ok Indian food place shrimp you’re safe for now

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Thank you, turned out it wasn’t food poisoning, it was norovirus
I went to the er twice, once for myself and then for my partner for severe dehydration. It was great

Spent like 5 hours in the emergency room getting IV fluids and Zofran because I couldn’t keep water down and my muscles were starting to lock up. Todays been great

Do not… eat… discolored shrimp… never… again

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This never happens to me but I ate some dodgy shrimp and I’m paying dearly for it

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Oh god I have food poisoning

on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, in the kitchen, on the ceiling, doggy style, backwards, frontwards, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin