niji defense squad

i've been nervous eating lately but i am also trying to be healthier. so instead of a few chips like a normal person, I ate 12 clementines in as many minutes and probably looked like a psychopath.

"I'm glad you figured it out because you were acting DERANGED and I had no idea how to approach it tactfully."

I needed this so badly

Saja vinsmokes #onepiece

Vinsmoke Sanji, third son of the Vinsmoke family #onepiece

so the important lesson for November is, if you start feeling sick and then abruptly feel yourself getting worse after a couple days of popping nyquil, make sure those meds haven't made you so sleepy that you've been neglecting to take your antidepressants and anti anxiety pills.

You were warned
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#onepiece

knives clubs and electric fly swatters out for chuck schumer

(If you’re unaware of this, Superior is so cold and the depths so anoxic that bodies do not decompose. Everyone who’s gone down in it is still there, barring heroic recovery efforts. Many of them may have saponified and become “soap mummies,” which can effectively preserve them forever.

"YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE IN THE OFFICE ALL WEEK AND I ALSO DO NOT PLAN TO BE IN THE OFFICE ALL WEEK" am definitely liking new boss

"HR told me i needed to be in office all this week"
"wHAT"

i have no idea how i will survive this week without dying of stress but hey

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark "At the playground with a few moms. I mentioned that there was a nice group On rambunctious boys in a class I was thinking of signing my boys up for. Another mom said, "Some actually have (female names) and are non-binary." Isaid, "Oh so they're girls dressed as boys?" And then the moms left and this is why it's fun making mom friends in Montgomery county." 8:10 PM 11/5/25 687K Views

"No one likes me, I win."

with the upsurge in ai, it's easier than ever for people to lie about having a boyfriend

I just want to vomit I hate this country and the way it hates its citizens and spends so much money and energy keeping everyone from accessing the benefits their taxes pay for

my venmo is pkmntrainer_alex

DHS was like "we'll put in a work order but it'll take ten business days."

and I have tried to call the MD ebt line to cancel the old card and request a new one, just to get a message that they can't access my account and to call DHS (before hanging up on me).

I feel like I ask for help a lot but basically, if anyone wants to venmo me some money it would be greatly appreciated since we were approved for expedited food stamps but they put the benefits on the card I got back in 2016 (AND HAVE NOT USED OR SEEN SINCE 2016)

Meme: picture of Greg from Over the Garden Wall sitting in a ditch in a field with text that reads “the horrors persist but so do I” @femceldennisreynolds

Ain’t that just the way 🍂

they’re intenionally advertising to and recruiting far right loyalists. they post and reply to explicit groyper memes. they’re not super subtle about what this government is

galarian ponyta <3
#pokemon #pokemonfanart #art

so many interviews today and so many thank you emails and so much cleaning and so much laundry and

Sanders: These projects have been appropriated. They were signed by a president. It is illegal to rescind them. And to say to people in Vermont, in New York and California, oh, you didn't vote for Donald Trump, we're going to take away funding that was supposed to go to your state… illegal

so what's a relatively quick way to make $500 i will do writing work or labor or whatever

"have you talked to father?" "have you heard from jack?" did you both lose each other's phone numbers orrrrr

trying to find a way to kill the fuck out of the mosquito population around my house without accidentally killing all the other beneficial bugs

trying to get covid boosters for my children, including one with chronic lung disease, should not be this difficult