Elliott ✨🏳️‍⚧️

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON

idk about the others but my house is *noice* >_>

(i do have some stuff set aside for other folks, but i get first dibs lmao)

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

when i come across anything cool in pokopia

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

i don't want to be a person anymore!!! i didn't fucking sign up for this shit!!! no one asked me if i wanted to do this it was just forced upon me and im sick and fucking tired of it!!!

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

i love living i love being a human person

managed to fight it off and ended up having a nice little menty b in my car in fiance's work parking lot so that's fun

when you've been feeling a panic attack coming on for the entire week and your fuckass brain decides to finally do the thing when you're driving

In the #Newfoundland winter, telling the land from the sky can take some effort #photography #winter #atlanticcanada #nikon

a screenshot from Pokemon Pokopia of Pidgey saying "Headin' out! Headin' out! Headin' out with my BESTIE! 🎵"

pidgey i would die for you

pokopia cute

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

👽🍎📺

love u lots, hope everything is okay 💜💜💜💜

Let's pray he doesn't get up on his hind legs

SKELATIENS SMOKEN WHEED AND BREATHIN OUT DA WHEED SMOKE "HELL YEAH" AND THERE NOT DOIN MUCH BECAUSE THERE TIRED EVERY DAY AND EVERY THING MAKES THEM MORE TIRED,,, BUT WE STAY MOVING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! DA TEXT "BORN 2 KICK ASS TO TIRED 2 KICK ASS , INTERNET WAS FUN NOW ITS PUNISHMENT, GOVERNMENT RUN BY PEDAPHILE RICH GUYS AND NO ONE CARES, SLEEPY ALL DAY CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT, WAIT OF RHT WORLD" WE SEE OURSELVES AS GUIDED SOLELY BY OUR OWN VISION AND ACTIONS BUT WE EXIST WHOLLY IN THE CONTEXT OF THE WORLD , EVEN AS OUR ACTIONS CAN ONLY SHAPE OURSELVES AND NOT THE WORLD,,, IF THE WORLD IS A TOILET IT MIGHT FEEL WEIRD TO BE A RAINBOW IN THE TOILET BUT ITS BETTER THAN BEING A TURD, THEY MIGHT BELONG BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE JUST SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

final evolution i hope
#pokemon30 #pombon

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

"Being trans in 2025" screenshot of Trailer Park Boys. Ricky addresses the camera. "I don't think it's a big deal but according to the police it is."

Every day the fucking news has me like this

I had to. Thank yo u

Get my man some Icy-Hot
#Pokemon30