DITZ DYNASTY (patch です。)

i gotta draw terriermon doing zoomer shit or i'll die

a three panel comic. first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet. second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!" third panel, he is throwing back his ass. END

reddit delenda est

i think that looking 4 friends on a dating app is already a red flag bc u r trying to make friends based off appearances

showing a/b/o to Mary Shelley

i shall pass a law that makes looking for platonic stuff in the explicitly sexual or romantic categories of sites a federal offense

Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease

the “becoming chinese” meme is starting to get a lil weird, some of u are sounding like 18th-19th century orientalists the way ur treating chinese people as a trend. ur not becoming chinese, okay? you will just be subject to the unstoppable force of easternization. Go take a walk with the chairman.

god forbid women create silent drape runners and age regress

*falls for it* oops
*falls for it* oops
*falls for it* oops
*falls

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

A guy in a maga hat standing in front of a giant American flag is saying "AMERICA: Love it (pedophiles, concentration camps, and school shootings) or leave it (which we'll make very difficult to do)!

Love it* or leave it**!

i have heard good things about marceilles

A four panel calvin and hobbes comic Panel 1: [calvins dad walks up to him] dad - playing a record? Ill show you something interesting Panel 2: dad - the two types of games are menus and parkour. All games fall into these two categories. Counter strike? Menus. Apex? Menus Panel 3: dad - Baulder’s Gate? Menus. Minecraft? Parkour. Despite jumping around a lot, Destiny 2 is menus Panel 4: [Calvin is lying in bed too upset to sleep]

punks are parkour
theater kids are menus

hulk dawson

Benedict Cumberbatch is KICK BUTTOWSKI

#robotalchemicdrive

its rad pc gamer went this far, now lets take it a bit further and talk about how discord is putting people who don't give id in the same group as children. discord has heavy ties to roblox, and is equally culpable in an industrial scale child sex and labor ring that would make ghislaine blush

the gnomes

god i wish my polaroid camera had a remote shutter

RIP now loading

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

ur so valid validstie

fucking the validation man for validation

I need someone to put me in a burlap sack and slam it against the wall until it stops wriggling

the most recent chapter of baki rahen managed to loop yujiro back around to being hashtag DarkWoke by saying he is his own gender separate from everyone else in the world. shoutout to nonbinary yujiro hanma. you really are the strongest

It’s Friday

Discord is terrible.

Discord

harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires i hate when people are like "i really understand what it's like to be Prey... to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed " like bitch no, prey runs away, you're some other shit puppyliberationarmy i know what its like to be Burger . . . .

>it’s good snuffbait miss
>i threaten it with violence
>it’s burger

the dialog box that pops up when you highlight a word on iOS and press the “Look Up” option. the second result is a website — title: “Why The Name ‘Sneedhon’ Rocks!” description: “Discover the personality of the name Sneedhon. Is… myfirstname.rocks > baby names > sneedhon”