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George Kaplan

@ambassadoreast.bsky.social

No, I did not borrow Laura’s Mercedes.

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What you said

01.03.2026 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And a body like a penguin

01.03.2026 06:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #994
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01.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he’s a cunt.

01.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,716 6/6*

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ll say

01.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

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She is a very pretty nice person.

01.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am abhor violence but I understand it.

01.03.2026 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smirking cretin

01.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg

01.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This administration is a security violation.

01.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paulie Walnuts

01.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love you, lil honey

01.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Living the life

01.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meat, Nancy

01.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sploot!

01.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sluggo prepares a face to meet the faces that we meet.

01.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure it is revealing of my own dubious character, but I think it unsavory of a grown Sputter to attend the cinema with our girl child.

01.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I admit out loud that I like
“McKenna’s Gold.”

01.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To live and die in Nancytown

01.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the fellas wore plungers. Good times. And hepatitis.

01.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a wonder why "SOURPUS' MARKET: WHERE OUR MOTTO IS F*CK YOU!" didn't take off as a store chain.

28.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Chortle

01.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No salt on her tail.

01.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The broken-glass-embedded welcome mat?
Gasoline soaked rags embroidered with household safety maxims?

01.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The brush off.

01.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we survive to remember it

01.03.2026 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two shades of gray

01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had that book in mind when I commented. One understands the family and why the Bolsheviks felt the need to destroy it root and branch.

01.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

There are reasons for stupidity. There is no excuse for ignorance. The responsibility to be informed is personal, individual. Anyone who needs to be told that trump is an idiot is an idiot.

01.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0