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Tweet by demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon:

i don't really "discover new songs." i just let beautiful women introduce me to music and suffer the emotional damage of keeping it in the rotation long after i've fumbled them

22:42 23 Aug 25 433K Views
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Tweet by demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon: i don't really "discover new songs." i just let beautiful women introduce me to music and suffer the emotional damage of keeping it in the rotation long after i've fumbled them 22:42 23 Aug 25 433K Views 1,771 Reposts 124 Quotes 23.5K Likes

Discover new songs

31.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by Ed @eddo75:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

8:01 AM Apr 9, 2024 1.3M Views


Reply by gilbertgrape @gilbertgra21497:

You sound forlorn


Reply by Ed @eddo75: 

gutted as well

Tweet by Ed @eddo75: Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted. 8:01 AM Apr 9, 2024 1.3M Views Reply by gilbertgrape @gilbertgra21497: You sound forlorn Reply by Ed @eddo75: gutted as well

Gutted

31.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Everyone

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "Marx loves you. Do you believe in Marx?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Socialist or an Anarchist?" He said, "A Socialist." I said, "Me, too! Democratic Socialist or actual Communist?" He said, "Actual Communist." I said, "Me, too! What school?" He said, "Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism or Reformist Marxism?" He said, "Revolutionary Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism or Revolutionary Marxism-Trotskyism?"

He said, "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Hoxhaism?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism." I said, "Me, too!

Regular Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought." I said, "Die, liberal!" And I pushed him over.

Everyone Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "Marx loves you. Do you believe in Marx?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Socialist or an Anarchist?" He said, "A Socialist." I said, "Me, too! Democratic Socialist or actual Communist?" He said, "Actual Communist." I said, "Me, too! What school?" He said, "Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism or Reformist Marxism?" He said, "Revolutionary Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism or Revolutionary Marxism-Trotskyism?" He said, "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Hoxhaism?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism." I said, "Me, too! Regular Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought." I said, "Die, liberal!" And I pushed him over.

Marx loves you.

30.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz:

I mostly stopped responding to email three years ago and aside from various consequences it's been fine

6:14 17 May 23

Tweet by Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz: I mostly stopped responding to email three years ago and aside from various consequences it's been fine 6:14 17 May 23

Email

30.10.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by richard @richard_normal 1d

listen, im not a numbers guy. i leave that to the nerds. im sure as hell not an ideas guy either. practical stuff? its not my bag. and personal interaction? no way pal. so what do i do? well i dont do the day to day stuff. certainly not the more high level things either.

Tweet by richard @richard_normal 1d listen, im not a numbers guy. i leave that to the nerds. im sure as hell not an ideas guy either. practical stuff? its not my bag. and personal interaction? no way pal. so what do i do? well i dont do the day to day stuff. certainly not the more high level things either.

Not a numbers guy

30.10.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by AJIπŸͺ @AjiSZN_ β€’ 3d

What's the dumbest thing you did as a child?

Quote tweet by Suave @AjiSuave 17h

Let in the tv license guy cus I thought he came to give us more channels. He fined us for the living room tv, as he was about to leave I told him there was another tv upstairs

Tweet by AJIπŸͺ @AjiSZN_ β€’ 3d What's the dumbest thing you did as a child? Quote tweet by Suave @AjiSuave 17h Let in the tv license guy cus I thought he came to give us more channels. He fined us for the living room tv, as he was about to leave I told him there was another tv upstairs

TV license guy

30.10.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by Daggerlad @Daggerlad2:

Me baking a cake: I'm beginnin to feel like a cake boss, cake boss πŸ™‚

My carbon monoxide alarm: *silent.

Took the batteries out so it would stop beeping*

My 64 canaries: blissfully quiet for once as well πŸ€”

Tweet by Daggerlad @Daggerlad2: Me baking a cake: I'm beginnin to feel like a cake boss, cake boss πŸ™‚ My carbon monoxide alarm: *silent. Took the batteries out so it would stop beeping* My 64 canaries: blissfully quiet for once as well πŸ€”

64 canaries

30.10.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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