Tweet by demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon:
i don't really "discover new songs." i just let beautiful women introduce me to music and suffer the emotional damage of keeping it in the rotation long after i've fumbled them
22:42 23 Aug 25 433K Views
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Discover new songs
31.10.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tweet by Ed @eddo75:
Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
8:01 AM Apr 9, 2024 1.3M Views
Reply by gilbertgrape @gilbertgra21497:
You sound forlorn
Reply by Ed @eddo75:
gutted as well
Gutted
31.10.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Everyone
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "Marx loves you. Do you believe in Marx?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Socialist or an Anarchist?" He said, "A Socialist." I said, "Me, too! Democratic Socialist or actual Communist?" He said, "Actual Communist." I said, "Me, too! What school?" He said, "Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism or Reformist Marxism?" He said, "Revolutionary Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism or Revolutionary Marxism-Trotskyism?"
He said, "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Hoxhaism?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism." I said, "Me, too!
Regular Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought." I said, "Die, liberal!" And I pushed him over.
Marx loves you.
30.10.2025 11:06 β π 34 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0
Tweet by Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz:
I mostly stopped responding to email three years ago and aside from various consequences it's been fine
6:14 17 May 23
Email
30.10.2025 10:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tweet by richard @richard_normal 1d
listen, im not a numbers guy. i leave that to the nerds. im sure as hell not an ideas guy either. practical stuff? its not my bag. and personal interaction? no way pal. so what do i do? well i dont do the day to day stuff. certainly not the more high level things either.
Not a numbers guy
30.10.2025 10:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tweet by AJIπͺ @AjiSZN_ β’ 3d
What's the dumbest thing you did as a child?
Quote tweet by Suave @AjiSuave 17h
Let in the tv license guy cus I thought he came to give us more channels. He fined us for the living room tv, as he was about to leave I told him there was another tv upstairs
TV license guy
30.10.2025 09:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tweet by Daggerlad @Daggerlad2:
Me baking a cake: I'm beginnin to feel like a cake boss, cake boss π
My carbon monoxide alarm: *silent.
Took the batteries out so it would stop beeping*
My 64 canaries: blissfully quiet for once as well π€
64 canaries
30.10.2025 08:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0