Reid

On a whim I decided to read The da Vinci Code again.
Turns out someone must have replaced my copy with an early draft or something, because this thing is near unreadable.

Can’t tell if I can hear a tap dripping or an old lady typing a message on her iPhone

I’m rewatching Deadwood and am now realising what a crime it is that Walton Goggins never made it into the cast.

They’re the Vietnamese equivalent of those overstuffed burgers that are 6 inches tall.
Sure it’s good value, but how tf am I supposed to eat it?

Luke’s Banh Mi have too much filling.

There, I said it.

Sounds like LinkedIn on steroids

His long arms remind me of Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Plaza

The Bluey episode title card showing the text "6 7"

This episode of Bluey is called...

It happened at a school?

😱

The browser version of Excel can eat my whole ass

“Give me sugar. In water”

I’m only a few minutes in, but holy shit did they ace the look and feel of Alien Earth.

I understand it’s always going to be SOMEBODY’S first time on a plane, but anyone who needs instructions on how to put-on and take-off a seatbelt is going to be no good in an emergency.
Surely flight attendants could spend their time doing something else.

A bit perplexed at the headlines about today’s #marchforhumanity saying “perilous” and “police feared the worst”. Surely the story is that, in spite of police fears, the march was peaceful, demonstrators full of goodwill and happily cooperated with police instructions to manage the huge turnout.

Saw this stock image on our intranet and for a second thought it was a reenactment of the Nevermind album cover.

(It's the kid's foot)

Now that Australia has caved to tariff pressure and allowed US beef into the country, we’re allowed to judge anyone who actually BUYS it as unaustralian, right?

This is beautiful

Inside me are two wolves. Yes. I am the old lady who swallowed a fly and this is just what I do now.

Figured I’d re-read The Running Man before the trailer comes out.
I’d forgotten the book was set in 2025.
Prescient!

Instagram is such a shit site for looking at photos of events.
I was looking for pics of today’s Melburn Roobaix and the tag gives me a post from today, then one from two days ago then 104 weeks ago then 52 weeks ago.
Fuck your algorithm

Is John Malkovich in anything where he actually acts well? I swear he hams up everything so much he’s just hard to watch.
I almost stopped watching Billions because he was so bad, now we’re watching Eragon from 2006 and he’s shocking in that too.
Does he have dirt on movie producers or something?

How they seal the wrapper on Chupa Chups

I don’t want to go all that way and miss something tho.
They really have me by the curlies

I wonder if it’s that or people get into “holiday mode” and don’t think about the cost.
Probably a little of both.

It’s like 6x the price of Tokyo Disney. Absolute madness, but also a necessity. I guess that root canal can wait.

I know loads of people who have gone to Universal Studios in Osaka, so why have none of them told me how fucking EXPENSIVE the fast passes are?!

Trump standing in front of GWB’s “Mission Accomplished” sign

Getting real sick of local media reporting “President Trump said…” without any further analysis.

Getting real sick of local media reporting “President Trump said…” without any further analysis.

Haha, I’ve done my time in that book too.