Reid

You couldn’t be fucked writing it, why should I be fucked reading it?

One of the issues I haven’t seen discussed is how my brain switches off when I realise an email or comms was written by copilot.
Someone who I know has no personality or language skills was supposed to have written this?
It just makes me glaze over.

Homer Simpson’s bobbing bird toy the presses the “Y” key for him, but instead its pressing “N”

“Do you want to use AI in your [anything]?”

Finally getting around to watching Wicked and holy shit does this thing need an edit.
This story has been told a thousand times already, there’s just no need for the FIRST HALF of the story to be 2 hours 40

My Christmas lights turn off at the same time each night because of ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

My kettle is AI because I can set it to stop boiling at 90°

Is my alarm clock AI?

Getting real sick of everything being called AI.

The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”.

Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points.

Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?

Pauline Hanson wearing a burqa, but she’s in the Simpsons scene where Bart is walking down the hallway banging a pot for attention. The text reads “I am so great, I am so great. Everybody loves me, I am so great”. What a spud.

Stupid babies need the most attention

On a whim I decided to read The da Vinci Code again.
Turns out someone must have replaced my copy with an early draft or something, because this thing is near unreadable.

Can’t tell if I can hear a tap dripping or an old lady typing a message on her iPhone

I’m rewatching Deadwood and am now realising what a crime it is that Walton Goggins never made it into the cast.

They’re the Vietnamese equivalent of those overstuffed burgers that are 6 inches tall.
Sure it’s good value, but how tf am I supposed to eat it?

Luke’s Banh Mi have too much filling.

There, I said it.

Sounds like LinkedIn on steroids

His long arms remind me of Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Plaza

The Bluey episode title card showing the text "6 7"

This episode of Bluey is called...

It happened at a school?

😱

The browser version of Excel can eat my whole ass

“Give me sugar. In water”

I’m only a few minutes in, but holy shit did they ace the look and feel of Alien Earth.

I understand it’s always going to be SOMEBODY’S first time on a plane, but anyone who needs instructions on how to put-on and take-off a seatbelt is going to be no good in an emergency.
Surely flight attendants could spend their time doing something else.

A bit perplexed at the headlines about today’s #marchforhumanity saying “perilous” and “police feared the worst”. Surely the story is that, in spite of police fears, the march was peaceful, demonstrators full of goodwill and happily cooperated with police instructions to manage the huge turnout.

Saw this stock image on our intranet and for a second thought it was a reenactment of the Nevermind album cover.

(It's the kid's foot)

Now that Australia has caved to tariff pressure and allowed US beef into the country, we’re allowed to judge anyone who actually BUYS it as unaustralian, right?

This is beautiful

Inside me are two wolves. Yes. I am the old lady who swallowed a fly and this is just what I do now.

Figured I’d re-read The Running Man before the trailer comes out.
I’d forgotten the book was set in 2025.
Prescient!

Instagram is such a shit site for looking at photos of events.
I was looking for pics of today’s Melburn Roobaix and the tag gives me a post from today, then one from two days ago then 104 weeks ago then 52 weeks ago.
Fuck your algorithm

Is John Malkovich in anything where he actually acts well? I swear he hams up everything so much he’s just hard to watch.
I almost stopped watching Billions because he was so bad, now we’re watching Eragon from 2006 and he’s shocking in that too.
Does he have dirt on movie producers or something?