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Murray Siegel

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Author of two books: "Cupid Wore Snow Boots" and "MurMurings - Funny Tales of Terror and Other Desperate Cries for Help". Film, baseball and book nerd. Please send cookies (oatmeal raisin preferred, others accepted). Murraysiegel.com

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Watching this series is like candy for me; I can't get enough! 8 more hours to go.
If you consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you don't consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you're British, um, you may want to skip it.
Finally, Mandy Patinkin's impression of Ben Franklin is SPOT On!

18.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I have to see that woman in the commercial for the new Johnny Knoxville show gack one more time, I'm going to gack. #mlb ##WorldSeries

29.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Will be a lot of them in the Class of '43. #mlb #shoheiohtani #worldseries #dodgers

29.10.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You wear it well. I think this will catch on globally.

28.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The baseball season will be over by next weekend and that makes me fkn sad. Please send peanuts and cracker jacks.

25.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your words just gave me a chill.

23.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this!

22.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Source of Amazon outage identified.

20.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: Ohtani hits three more home runs overnight while sleeping.

18.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever witness a crime and don't get a good look at the perpetrator, you should still give the police a detail like "He had a head". That way, they'll still think you're cooperating.

18.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that if an armoured cash transport truck sideswipes your car, you should be entitled to keep all of the cash that it is carrying. Agree?

09.10.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember you from MD. I ran Hoff Theater then; knew a lot of your reporters. Fun times.

09.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was spring 1982.

09.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree...Sidebar: were you still at U of MD when the O's came to play the Terps? I think the final was about 18-2.

09.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw. Are you for or against keeping Mansolino as manager?

09.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The rotation finished strong and should be pretty good next year. The injuries definitely killed the team, but so did losing their closer and a bad RISP average. (That said, I think it was bad league-wise). A healthy team next year can go far. Go O's!

09.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Orioles could hit with RISP this season, they'd be the ones sending the Yankees home. Such a sad year - I feel your pain.

09.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If music can be an ear worm, does that mean a sesame seed stuck between your teeth is a taste worm?

09.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sympathies. Without naps, I'm nothing.

02.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's rough! Does sleep do that to you, too? πŸ€”

01.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So....you're not a napper, huh? 🀣

01.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever notice on an airplane when there's one little kid crying, all of the other little kids stare at the the child with a "what a dipsh*t" look on their faces?

24.09.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for his college records. Surprised they were never leaked.

13.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May all of your dreams come true. Except for the one where you're naked on stage in front of a big audience.

13.07.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw a cloud that looks like President William McKinley.

11.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coolest car ever - the DeLorean from "Back to the Future", the Popemobile, or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

10.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of asking β€œIs the Pope Catholic?”or β€œDoes a bear poop in the woods?”, try β€œDo sofas in beach resorts smell like suntan lotion?”.

10.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the worst word you can think of to add "zilla" to the end? For me, it's nostril.

10.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the answer is blowing in the wind, the question must have been "did you have lunch at Taco Bell?"

10.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the end of the month as we know it.

30.06.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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