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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Updating my LEGO White House

He’s on the fast track to the piece of shit prize

It’s weird how the “young” Republicans are actually full-grown men and JD Vance treats them as children who shouldn’t face consequences for their racism, misogyny, or xenophobia.

But pregnant 12-year-old little girls are treated as adults and must literally bear the consequences of rape and incest.

Black and white drawing of Sailor Mars, from the Sailor Moon manga & anime series. Sailor Mars has has long black hair. She is wearing a tennis skirt with a white body suit, and elbow length gloves. There is bold text in all caps around her. Text reads: unfortunately I am not nonchalant. I will set you on fire.

I’m old enough to remember that “I was just following orders” was no defense. Nor is it now.

A bank is going to measure risk in some way and "ability to pay back a loan" is an objective measure. What alternative do you want? 50% interest rates? Based on address?

Let me know when the “don’t tread on me” bros rise up against the authoritarianism.

#GavinNewsom dubs the new concrete patio that replaced the Rose Garden at the White House “PREDATOR PATIO”.

That’s.
Spot.
F-cking.
On.

Credit:
@governor.ca.gov @meidastouch.com

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

A hoard of people march in the streets with protest signs. Even in heels, I am too short to properly show the massive scale of the crowd.

The streets of Chicago are full with tens of thousands of people standing up to ICE and Trump.

Join us.

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Believe me, I would *love* to have civilized political debates with people whose views opposed mine, if we could scare up any opposing views that are actually civilized.

But my opposition is unhinged stuff like "Whites only" and "vaccines are a conspiracy," so yeah, weirdly, I'm not up for a chat.

Venom is an example of a villain who evolved into a hero because he was popular with readers and writers decided to rehabilitate him. By contrast, Magneto evolved into a hero because every decade since Reagan it's harder and harder to pretend he's wrong

I can’t find the lie in this.

Watching my neice’s first away game. One of the boys on the side lines said “83 looks like he can hit”
I said “oh yes she can!”

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder...

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @mluckovichajc)

The GOP and @JDVance have spent more time this week acting upset that "thoughts and prayers" are not a solution for gun violence than they have over the reality that the gun violence actually happened. It will continue to happen because "thoughts and prayers" is all they have.

If someone tells you there's nothing we can do about gun violence beyond thoughts and prayers, remind them:

—Gun laws in other countries have prevented mass shootings
—More guns don't make us safer
—A majority of Americans want gun reform

We don't have to live like this.

Arches national park, a full moon shines through the opening of red rock like the iris of an eye.

Mother Earth is watching. Don't be complicit.

YouTube video by Champaign County Indivisible Champaign County Indivisible 15th District Town Hall Livestream

If, like Rep. Mary Miller, you weren’t able to attend the town hall in her district, we’ve got you covered. Catch up with the recording here!

youtu.be/3p0MtT9U064?...