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@apotropaienne.bsky.social

34 F OH. 5 dogs, 2 wives. I wrestle animals for a living.

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A sticker saying Mundus sine Caesaribus

A sticker saying Mundus sine Caesaribus

Sticker anyone?

10.03.2025 22:03 — 👍 1400    🔁 138    💬 49    📌 15

Also apparently I cot-caught merged at some point when I wasn’t paying attention. It will come for my pin-pen vowels next I just know it 😭

08.03.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Latin phonology really has me questioning my understanding of linguistic terminology today

08.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay like ... so your fursona, is that the furson you ARE or the furson you WANT TO BE

08.03.2025 21:23 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

Spotted the first post-hike tick of 2025 on the puppy today 🥲

06.03.2025 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A towering cumulonimbus cloud dwarfs the brick and concrete buildings below

A towering cumulonimbus cloud dwarfs the brick and concrete buildings below

Mammatus clouds, named for their loose resemblance to breasts, cluster above a red brick church.

Mammatus clouds, named for their loose resemblance to breasts, cluster above a red brick church.

Anyway have some cool clouds from the other day

03.03.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is lichen just a mushroom who figured out how to be land coral…? 🤯

03.03.2025 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My poor wife just called me to have me put the finishing touches on her crockpot dish but the thing was never plugged in 🫂 So now we get Taco Bell 😂

31.01.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inadvisable TTRPG premise #137: semi-adversarial game based on the classic bedroom farce; one player assumes the role of a serial adulterer who has mistakenly invited multiple lovers (the other PCs) to their house at the same time, and must arrange for none of them to realise the others are present.

26.01.2025 23:11 — 👍 51    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

when you’re itching for the stitching 🪡🧵🥵

25.01.2025 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A guy arguing there are "only two biological sexes" is corrected by a scientist. When his retort is "fillow the science," Dr. JEY McCreight responds "I  did, I literally have a PhD in human genomic. You have Dunning-Kruger"

A guy arguing there are "only two biological sexes" is corrected by a scientist. When his retort is "fillow the science," Dr. JEY McCreight responds "I did, I literally have a PhD in human genomic. You have Dunning-Kruger"

"I have a PhD; you have Dunning-Kruger" needs to be on a t-shirt if it isn't already

24.01.2025 17:40 — 👍 4109    🔁 1092    💬 47    📌 50

I love how much of being a writer is just anything but putting pen to paper/fingers to keys/etc

24.01.2025 05:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How To Be a Writer, #111:
Open laptop
Look into the void
Scream into the void
Consider that maybe the void also sometimes feels this way about you
Ask the void if it takes milk
Choose a nice mug for the void
And maybe a chocolate biscuit
Lose yourself in the void
Tea

23.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 1914    🔁 243    💬 56    📌 24

No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again.

I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either.

A single dollar. One currency.

22.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 2818    🔁 3049    💬 23    📌 42

Wanna fill your Gaiman shelf gap?

Nnedi Okorafor
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Adrian Tchaikovsky
Cat Valente
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Nghi Vo
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Nick Harkway
Cass Khaw
Jeff Vandermeer
SA Chakraborty
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Tasmyn Muir
Charlie Anders
Seth Dickinson
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17.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 55    🔁 24    💬 16    📌 8
Inexpert illustration of a shield bearing three ships' hulls and three lions passant guardant conjoined, all in gold. The inscription reads "They ber[e] half ynglond & asur[e] w[i]t[h] iij di[?] schyppys i[n] pale barrey gold"

Inexpert illustration of a shield bearing three ships' hulls and three lions passant guardant conjoined, all in gold. The inscription reads "They ber[e] half ynglond & asur[e] w[i]t[h] iij di[?] schyppys i[n] pale barrey gold"

May you bring to your day the same confidence that Richard Strangways brought to copying out the arms of the Cinque Ports in Harley 2259

21.01.2025 16:37 — 👍 53    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 4
A venn diagram.

The three circles are labelled:
The Archaeologist
The Pirate
The Dog

The area where all threel overlap is labelled: Loves digging things up

Dog/Archaeologist overlap is labelled: Gets excited by bones
Pirate/Archaeologist overlap is labelled: Good with maps
Dog/Pirate overlap is labelled: Buries things for later

A venn diagram. The three circles are labelled: The Archaeologist The Pirate The Dog The area where all threel overlap is labelled: Loves digging things up Dog/Archaeologist overlap is labelled: Gets excited by bones Pirate/Archaeologist overlap is labelled: Good with maps Dog/Pirate overlap is labelled: Buries things for later

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social

12.01.2025 12:29 — 👍 6756    🔁 1568    💬 63    📌 94
Post image

#veterinary #cats #dogs

11.01.2025 15:03 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

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