Dumb Megan

They need it desperately. I did not enjoy watching Tara Lipinski cry!

It’s like #TraitorsUS tried the hybrid of housewives and gamers and it just does not work. They were on two different kinds of reality show and it negates the entertainment value of both kinds of each.

We tried to watch #TraitorsUS but I am sorry. #Survivor50 is such a better show.

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You got it backwards. Over the balls first, then the butt. Gotta pay more attention during lessons.

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

Watching my husband teach our kid how to pull up his underwear has been fascinating I promise this is not creepy.

Like you guys pull them up over your but first so you don’t smack yourself in the balls. This is something I have never known was a thing & I fear I have scarred some male patients.

I sincerely hope Mike from White Lotus does better this season but like, I do not want the development of that show interrupted

Every day I would play this game so hard and turn to the camera and go “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?” #Survivor

We are watching the new #Survivor which is one of the few shows that has gotten better with time. The casting of this show now is superb.

Tried a new brand of edible tonight so if my tweets are weirder than normal that is why

They’re rounding up!

Looking forward to waking up from my nap to 30+ replies saying I am a transphobic Nazi lib for this shitpost.

a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck is holding a pair of headphones . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck is holding a pair of headphones .

Since we are all doing nuclear takes about why a bunch of pedophiles care about bombing Iran, have we considered how this will affect the fed rate

ok do ours next do ours next

We can’t even get news that our supreme leader is dead too it sucks so badly here

You are not doing that either

Haha they definitely didn’t read it. They just read opinions about it from other white supremacists. These people just don’t read anything (and since this is Bluesky and people are annoying…I know you know just making conversation)

no, you’re boring

Like did you even get dressed today

You are posting from your couch while your cat looks at you. You are not a revolutionary.

lol my bad like anyone ever apologizes for bad behavior anymore

My kid does this thing where he shouts I AM SORRY! all angrily and I think he will do great on this website

Catastrophic in terms of oil prices or setting off a chain of events we cannot control?

I know nothing about the Middle East but closing straits never seems like a good thing

Countless passengers are stranded at Dubai International Airport, as all flights have been cancelled.

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