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Dumb Megan

@dmbmeg.bsky.social

K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan. Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.

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Latest posts by dmbmeg.bsky.social on Bluesky


They need it desperately. I did not enjoy watching Tara Lipinski cry!

01.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like #TraitorsUS tried the hybrid of housewives and gamers and it just does not work. They were on two different kinds of reality show and it negates the entertainment value of both kinds of each.

28.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

We tried to watch #TraitorsUS but I am sorry. #Survivor50 is such a better show.

28.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Related bsky.app/profile/dmbm...

28.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got it backwards. Over the balls first, then the butt. Gotta pay more attention during lessons.

28.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

28.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 1334    🔁 280    💬 34    📌 32

Watching my husband teach our kid how to pull up his underwear has been fascinating I promise this is not creepy.

Like you guys pull them up over your but first so you don’t smack yourself in the balls. This is something I have never known was a thing & I fear I have scarred some male patients.

28.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I sincerely hope Mike from White Lotus does better this season but like, I do not want the development of that show interrupted

28.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every day I would play this game so hard and turn to the camera and go “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?” #Survivor

28.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We are watching the new #Survivor which is one of the few shows that has gotten better with time. The casting of this show now is superb.

28.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tried a new brand of edible tonight so if my tweets are weirder than normal that is why

28.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

They’re rounding up!

28.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to waking up from my nap to 30+ replies saying I am a transphobic Nazi lib for this shitpost.

28.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Since we are all doing nuclear takes about why a bunch of pedophiles care about bombing Iran, have we considered how this will affect the fed rate

28.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
28.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok do ours next do ours next

28.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

We can’t even get news that our supreme leader is dead too it sucks so badly here

28.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You are not doing that either

28.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha they definitely didn’t read it. They just read opinions about it from other white supremacists. These people just don’t read anything (and since this is Bluesky and people are annoying…I know you know just making conversation)

28.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no, you’re boring

28.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like did you even get dressed today

28.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are posting from your couch while your cat looks at you. You are not a revolutionary.

28.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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lol my bad like anyone ever apologizes for bad behavior anymore

28.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My kid does this thing where he shouts I AM SORRY! all angrily and I think he will do great on this website

28.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Catastrophic in terms of oil prices or setting off a chain of events we cannot control?

28.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know nothing about the Middle East but closing straits never seems like a good thing

28.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Countless passengers are stranded at Dubai International Airport, as all flights have been cancelled.

28.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 47    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 2

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28.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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