Dumb Megan

Rearrange. Always.

this is making me laugh so hard

GasBuddy power users gotta be FEASTING right now

It’s just crazy we’re all blowing each other up for a bunch of dead dinosaurs essentially

Thank you! Won’t be my own kid probably but maybe someone else’s kid. 🤞

It is ok to say nice things to each other on this app. You will not die.

your knowledge and expertise has been immeasurably helpful to me trying to navigate all this ❤️ whenever you need anesthesia, I got you.

This is literally it. They are mad that they are no longer the conversation starters anymore. Everyone wants the left’s attention deep down.

It’s true. I completely electrified my house and cars and solar panels so the shock to me is going to be food which I can absorb. Crazy what having just a little bit of forethought can do.

is there any historical analogy you can give me for how fucked we are? Like 1970s energy crisis fucked or like 1929 fucked?

BREAKING: U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, per POLITICO

wholesale gasoline is sold under futures contracts. this is the front-month contract (read: next). it was typically about $1.7-$1.9, now it's $2.63 (an ~50% increase), most of which happened in the last week. this will cause increases at the pump of comprable magnitude [unless the war ends tmrw.]

Oh for sure. Like me and my husband are old as shit but every day I think to myself how much I would have fucked him up having him when I was younger. (This is a judgement on me only have kids whenever you are all ready)

Ryan Grim is wearing white sunglasses in his profile photo.

Thank you!

I actually prefer no lettuce on a burger. I want a soggy mess, no crunch plz.

Why you gotta put me on blast like that???

It’s pretty easy to be anti-war. All you have to do is imagine yourself in the war zone and boom, you’re anti-war! That is, it would require you to see the people you are bombing as people and that appears difficult for some.

My kid gets stressed out trying to poop in a toilet. I can’t imagine the stress on him if we were under constant bomb threats.

Bomb the guy writing this article specifically and see how he likes it

I just realize that you’re right. Shredded lettuce on any burger is an abomination.

I was married for 8 years before I decided I wanted a child. Everyone was so insufferable.

I don’t know if this is what the person I am quoting necessarily means, but just offering up better solutions than what we got.

My employer has a daycare that takes care of your sick kid so you can work. It’s so awesome.

(Before you are all “boooo capitalism” I don’t think you would appreciate having your brain surgery cancelled that you traveled 500 miles for because your surgeon’s kid has a sore throat.)

The other guy is apparently his friend. I wouldn’t get too excited this just sounds like corruption.

No joke I work in the OR and it’s so nice to go to work knowing my job makes people’s lives better. I am so grateful this is my world.

Anyone who brings a pen with caps anywhere in a hospital needs to be immediately thrown out.

Someone on Reddit thought it might be a handoff. Alme is his friend and filed right before Daines withdrew this way no other prominent R’s would jump in.