The 4.5 year old hums the theme of Game of Thrones now and watched with us as a wight got destroyed with fire. He turned around and said “I LIKE THIS!”
Definitely our kid.
01.03.2026 23:36 —
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From weird reply girl to queen, the dumb Meg story
01.03.2026 19:01 —
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It wasn’t road rage. Motherfucker cut me off and took the last available gas pump. He deserved whatever he got.
01.03.2026 18:56 —
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lol #synergy bsky.app/profile/dmbm...
01.03.2026 18:48 —
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He definitely conditions his hair
01.03.2026 18:45 —
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Why are you guys getting assigned homework
01.03.2026 18:37 —
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I know very little about middle eastern politics and will never pretend to but like every thing I see from him is like “seems bad!”
01.03.2026 18:34 —
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I just started following this reporter this weekend and every post he makes has my eyes shooting out of their sockets.
01.03.2026 18:33 —
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01.03.2026 18:20 —
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I AM A FULL-TIME WEEKEND DAD NOW.
01.03.2026 18:13 —
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Finally at the stage where our kid prefers @jebushchrist.bsky.social to me and THANK FUCKING GOD.
01.03.2026 18:11 —
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bsky.app/profile/dmbm...
01.03.2026 18:08 —
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bsky.app/profile/dmbm...
01.03.2026 17:24 —
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We must buy the pizza oven TODAY to save us.
01.03.2026 17:20 —
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Solar panels and EVs
01.03.2026 17:15 —
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I can tell some people are younger than me by their takes of what the world was like when we invaded Iraq.
01.03.2026 16:56 —
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01.03.2026 16:49 —
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I think bluesky would be roughly 300% better if people here were capable of reading “this is an assessment of the empirical reality of a situation” without assuming it comes with an implicit “and therefore I endorse the reality of that situation”
01.03.2026 16:44 —
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My grandfather served in WW2 and he was a racist prick. Being in the military does not absolve you from criticism.
01.03.2026 16:36 —
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I want this for us.
01.03.2026 16:29 —
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01.03.2026 16:13 —
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He is getting mad saying I am sending my brigade after him and he is not wrong. Gonna put him on a HATES PIZZA list for people to preemptively block him for crimes against pizza.
01.03.2026 16:05 —
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It goes up to like 900 degrees and we have a giant patio!
01.03.2026 16:03 —
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Posting pictures of myself sleeping and talking about pizza ovens to break up the videos of drone strikes on your TL.
01.03.2026 16:02 —
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Keeping it real online posting more pictures of me napping with my dog
01.03.2026 15:59 —
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He must answer for his crimes
01.03.2026 15:51 —
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@jebushchrist.bsky.social says we have to wait because he apparently HATES PIZZA
01.03.2026 15:42 —
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Taxes done! I am one of those people who wants everything to be zero, but I fucked up and now WE GET A REFUND! TIME TO GET A PIZZA OVEN, BITCHES.
01.03.2026 15:41 —
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