Cyberpunk 2077's Avatar

Cyberpunk 2077

@cyberpunkgame.bsky.social

(Seeing how long I can get away with this handle lmao. Goes without saying this is parody)

2,615 Followers  |  3 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 03.09.2024
Posts Following

Posts by Cyberpunk 2077 (@cyberpunkgame.bsky.social)

In 2077 what makes someone naughty?

Getting coal.

25.12.2024 09:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Told ya.

18.12.2024 12:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a robot is standing in front of a billboard that says " every night " ALT: a robot is standing in front of a billboard that says " every night "
22.11.2024 09:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, I gotta play Phantom liberty. Great work here choom!

22.11.2024 09:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a man with a beard wearing sunglasses says do whatever it takes ALT: a man with a beard wearing sunglasses says do whatever it takes
22.11.2024 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Rizzler's gonna bring the boom like Johnny Silverhand did to Arasaka Tower.

21.11.2024 10:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drinking two full shields when your duos partner doesn't have any shields

20.11.2024 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should! I started this account just trying to be super positive, but I got sidetracked with other life stuff. I should do it more though

20.11.2024 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If we get a jam track, it's gonna be "I really wanna stay at your house" and it's not even close

20.11.2024 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They've already got something similar for Iron Spider, just do that and add some built in functionality on any Cyberpunk skins

20.11.2024 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y'know I've always thought it would work kinda cool as a festival season? You could have Johnny in the shop and a more anime-y edgerunners style in the pass, some Samurai songs, a glitchy kinda Arua. Dunno if they'd ever do a fictional musician for one though... maybe Miku...

20.11.2024 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But... but fortnite could still happen... right? 🥺

20.11.2024 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep... 100%! Uhhh... choom and all that.

20.11.2024 18:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥳

20.11.2024 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gimmie a mantis blade pickaxe please and thank you

20.11.2024 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

VERY real, can confirm as the VERY real cyberpunk account.

20.11.2024 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
I feel the need to say again, I am not the offical Cyberpunk Account, this is a lighthearted joke or parody I made real quick in a couple minutes.

But please let this happen.

I feel the need to say again, I am not the offical Cyberpunk Account, this is a lighthearted joke or parody I made real quick in a couple minutes. But please let this happen.

In Tilted Towers what makes someone a criminal? #Fortnite

20.11.2024 18:12 — 👍 76    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 2
Preview
a close up of a hamster 's face with a black background . ALT: a close up of a hamster 's face with a black background .

Still a great song though

04.09.2024 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got Cyberpunk a week after release and had zero issue. Helped that I didn't watch the marketing I guess. I still miss the bug that let you launch yourself across the map with the sandevistan

04.09.2024 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed, play Cyberpunk 2077 now available on Steam, Epic Games, GOG, Playstation and Xbox.

Much more interesting cyberpunk dystopian future.

04.09.2024 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a person is holding a bunch of money in front of a briefcase that says ' u.s. army ' ALT: a person is holding a bunch of money in front of a briefcase that says ' u.s. army '
04.09.2024 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can still we still say "choom"?

04.09.2024 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No problem 🙂👍

04.09.2024 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

coworkers asked me what i did this long weekend and i stupidly said i played cyberpunk all weekend when i should have lied and said i went camping. unfortunately i failed to level up my Cool skilltree

04.09.2024 00:56 — 👍 49    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

FF:06:B5

03.09.2024 22:37 — 👍 64    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0