Darra Sprite

How is there not an ABDL clothing brand called Angelica's Secret?

two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them says " this stupid country " ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them says " this stupid country "

Currently have the Mayor Quimby voting song stuck in my head. It definitely isn't his fault that the stadium collapsed.

I've done drug deals less shady than buying dips off marketplace.

When leaving the bar:

Friend: Send me a booty pic so I know that ass is home safe!

Me, wearing a soaked Potty Pants Dip: Um... how bout just a text?

What Friday the 13th body modification should I do? New tattoo or nose piercing?

a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking " ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

My pants were less of a mess than work this morning.

Update from a while ago: wearing to work isn't that exciting, but at least I have more cushion now.

There's other ways to wear them?

Sneezing fit: 1
My pants: 0.

Woke up early on a Saturday, folded laundry, put stuff away, brought the trash to the dumpster... fuck, did I just become an adult?

It was a super stormy morning, hence why my bed is wet. Ignore the fact that all my windows were shut.

15 miles per hour could be interpreted as 15 minutes per Huggie, aka, how long until the leak starts.

7 weeks til Mama has to keep me from stripping at the Kesha concert to "Take It Off"!

Samesies.

Sure why not.

FRIEND: You doing okay?

ME: Yeah, did some retail therapy.

FRIEND: Oh? Anything good?

ME: (thinks about 3 cases of dips) Just some new clothes.

Oh heyyy!

two men are standing next to each other with the words " what about second breakfast " above them ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words " what about second breakfast " above them

Insert diaper time for breakfast.

Rarely have I seen such a perfect post.

I'm more impressed by the 27% vanilla. 😅

Before He Cheats is the white girl karaoke anthem. That is all.

a picture of britney spears with the words #supportbritney behind her ALT: a picture of britney spears with the words #supportbritney behind her

Happy Britney Spears Birthday to those who celebrate.

Does anyone else sniff Tabasco/buffalo sauce when they have a stuffy nose or is that just a restaurant life hack?

Nope, but I'm lacking pictures or any real substance on my page aside from a turkey.

Lol I work at a nursing home currently, I'm sure I can get us a group discount.

Goddammit being 40 is really gonna make me a full time wearer, every cough and sneeze is a risk.

Open up social media. See clip of adult entertainment video I shot 6 years ago. Sign off social media.

The most adult I've ever felt in life, being gifted a frozen turkey from work.

All I need for today is an old fashioned and a diaper pat.