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| 24 | | chubby red panda | hrothgar | | 18+ | Minors DNI | mixed sfw/nsfw | | sleepy nerd with too much caffeine | | happily partnered to mechanicalissues.bsky.social |

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the glasses...πŸ’™

27.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BROWT GANG

27.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5663    πŸ” 1969    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 74

Littlest Chud Shop

27.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ive known browt for less than an hour but I need to protect them

27.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will do anything for my child

27.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it better happen again πŸ—£

27.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™

25.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't seem to clear the dps check solo (did it first try and never again), cant stop losing carts in SOS, Gogmazios pleaseπŸ’€

#mhwilds

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letting this one be freed from my drafts uhhhh

25.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4728    πŸ” 1093    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ’™

25.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sleepy red panda

25.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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this marathon stuff is so cool...

21.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™

20.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫠

20.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1664    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

time for another slight style change? might happen naturally once you get the brushes made how you want them

17.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rest

15.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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sure! I'm curious ^-^

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they're cute! haven't seen them before πŸ“πŸ‘€

14.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bahh lil redraw of valentine nook

13.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1941    πŸ” 448    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

BIRTHDAY?? I didnt know, happy birthday bestie

13.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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many gals been there just tonight

13.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1601    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

especially when they say its to avoid AI or the many political reasons to have, just to prioritize numbers over integrity when most of the numbers are fake anyway

13.02.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bababowee

11.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 878    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNC πŸ—£πŸ’™

11.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Advent of Bogomolova marks the awakening of a new Egregore πŸ™Œ Witness and join the event starting February 10 at 10am ET in #TheOutlastTrials!

@redbarrels.bsky.social #LiliyaBogomolova

06.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Blueberri VS. The Mole Queen

fun little action sequence made in Storyboard Pro for class! wanted to explore their dynamic a lil
#OCs #Animation

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I would find the coziest nook and chill in it. its gotta feel good as a slime to fit snuggly into a space, like a bottle

06.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new hero bias for sure but Venator is 100% going in my rotation

#Deadlock

06.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a mcdonald 's drive thru advertisement with three rabbits in bunny costumes ALT: a mcdonald 's drive thru advertisement with three rabbits in bunny costumes
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