Queen Laura 𓅮 the trashfire monarch

A bowl of green olives, a sleeve of saltines, and a can of Dr Pepper zero on a red plaid blanket

Girl dinner

Hell yeah, this is especially needed here in one of the poorest states in the union

Proposals to create a bail hearing pilot program and standardize pretrial risk assessments are headed to the Senate floor, though with lingering fiscal questions.

https://ow.ly/kzWz50YnZeH

On the screen was Benjamin Grimm of the Fantastic Four, and blatant reference to the creature of jewish folklore, the golem, this confused me greatly, i responded, "What is the thing?" She tells me it was a joke, but sadly i do not understand it as i am German and we do not have humor.

*in perfect Werner Herzog voice*
I was once on a date with the most glorious clocky trans woman, and some time after i reassured her that she is beautiful for the one hundred and thirtyseventh time she turned to me with her cellular telephone raised and said " Here's the thing".

I fucking stg if i don't get out of here soon im gonna do a swan dive off the top of Devon tower

Im 35 and and it's about like that for me too

If you have a handicapped family member and you use their placard to get good parking when they arent with you, you deserve to boil in the deepest pits of hell

Istg if i dont get a new disposable vape soon ill bash my own skull in with a rock, its been several days, i NEED nicotine

Reminder that fighting for an ideal that isnt necessarily fully acheiveable isnt a flaw, its a belief that things can always get better, no matter how good things get

This Just In: Girl destroys herself at Gym, feels better.

A human hand, presumably regular sized, as in not some inhuman giant hand or anything, just a regular normal hand, and in it is held three baby turtles OMG they are so cute they aren't even as wide as a single finger! Just tiny little guys! Can you believe it??? They look very sincere and polite I wish I could feed them little leaves or other turtle food. They are adorable and you love them. 🔫👀 Say you love them. Say it.

Excuse me: bb turtles

a gorgeous woman taking a selfie in the background there is a hidden butt

Its sex worker Saturday! If you enjoy the way i make the TL a little bit more horny please tip me or support me by liking and reposting my stuff I really need it 💕

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A post-shift werewolf checking out her shiny new set of claws.

Collab comm WIP w/ @ependa.bsky.social for @cammiecrossfox.bsky.social

Quite pleased w/ how this one is turning out ngl~ ❤️

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Eh, not the same

Sad that i cant just post an mp3 on here, i have a perfectly cut clip of Cruz the other day standing up for pedophiles, im sure someone here could turn that into a masterpiece but now we will never know

Very yes 👀

Just watched a film from 1977 called the invincible armor, it is about a guy that fights real good who was framed for murder, then he has to go get revenge on a man whos weak spot is his balls

A thumbnail for kitchen nightmares on youtube that combines the lizard hitting a button meme with sosig

Was anyone going to tell me that they are just shitposting with the kitchen nightmares thumbnails now?

Roxas from kingdom hearts but he is purple

The intersection of thing you would to be to find this image as funny as i do is really small, first you would need to like kingdom hearts, second you would need to speak Portuguese, and lastly you would need to be as dumb as i am, so thats like three people i think

Screenshot from kingdom hearts 1 The top text says "when she puts on the strap for the first time" The subtitles below say "Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"

What if god was Italian American, can you inagine? Like hes up there crafting a new tranny and he just leans back and just goes "buowtiful"

A photo of a monkey of some sort looking at something offscreen, an arrow poins to its brain and says "neuron activation"

Over 65 lakh voters left out of Bihar draft voter roll, highest from Patna: EC The SIR's findings have reduced the total number of 7.9 crore registered voters in Bihar, from before the exercise, to 7.24 crore.

If you wonder what extent the GOP will go to rig US elections, India's right already laid the groundwork for them in the "world's largest democracy". *6.5 million* eligible voters purged from rolls in 1 state. Trump dreams of this.

www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/b...

*walks up to goth chick* "the autonomous transatlantic tgirl collective and i saw you from across the bar and we dig your vibes"

I cooked with this one

A world war two era rationing propaganda poster with bottles of poppers edited in

Something one of my partners said inspired this...

Enjoy

Bluesky.... i ask you... does Steven Tyler NOT look like she is about to offer you tea while she wastes your entire afternoon telling you which rocks are gonna use moon magic to get you laid?

I need to get back on my meds so fucking bad, the ideation is hitting so fucking bad right now

If anyone wants to help i take donations through cashapp $laurascobb