Nick Weber

This is how a swan lands on the water.

New Congress anthology dropped

This is a headline at CNN today.

My first thought was to wonder who ever doubted this.

Plainly put, my consistent evaluation for the entirety of my life has been that women are far tougher than men—which is probably also why men and not women spend so much time peacocking about how tough they are.

This was so powerful for me:

I totally feel this. So sad, but true.

The subdeals live in Canada. You wouldn’t know them.

Happy #Easter Weekend! 🤣

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Time for John Mulaney and “There’s a horse in the hospital”

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Considering his Legal & Ethical record, you would think the painting would be the lowest priority for this 34 times convicted, perpetual grievance monkey.

Turns out, you would be wrong...

#Pathetic 😁

the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket

Libraries are humanities finest achievement, and the last place on earth you can get that old Blockbuster wanderlust browsing experience.

Go pick up a movie or some manga or a book or use their 3D printers for a mini or check out a sewing machine kit, like, they have so much stuff at libraries now

Nah, Putin knows the difference between political asylum and a psychiatric asylum.

You know, I've never seen Hannibal Lector and RFK Jr in the same room together.

Look, I don't wanna start anything here, but RFK Jr, man, that guy really looks like someone wearing another dude's skin as his face.

A+++++++

Correct. He’s not capable of playing multidimensional chess. Or chess. Or checkers. Or tic-tac-toe. As one of his aides put it during Shit Show I, “he’s just eating the pieces” on the board.

Nothing he does is strategic. He’s purely guided by narcissistic, sociopathic impulses at all times.

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

The best messaging is to state what everyone knows to be the truth in the simplest and clearest way possible.

So it’s hard to imagine more effective messaging than this.

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

Their incompetence is one of the few things that gives me hope.

How do we know RFK Jr isn't in reality a leathery deflated basketball?

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Any holiday not about straight white Christian men will be "paused."

When I was growing up, there were ashtrays everywhere. Every house, every business, the doctor's office, not outside, inside on every table. A battered metal bowl, coated in toxic resin, overflowing with spit stained damp butts and foul ash, stinking of cancer.

That's what RFK Jr reminds me of.

None of it applies to us or anyone who disagrees with the orange felon.