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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎ Hokage of the Black Liberation Village Deep Fried Peoplemeat: Golden brown. Seasoned. And bad for your heart. They/xe, Level (35)

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1. Stankonia
2. ATLiens
3. Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

09.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First date I said: β€œI’m not interested in being a gestational parent and if that’s a dealbreaker good luck to you”

And then a year into dating, I adopted a 17 year old. 🀣 My fiancé was unsurprised and very supportive of our son.

I love being a parent. I’m not interested in making new people.

09.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

May the blessings continue to favor you ✨

09.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna start saying "Oh their God!" instead of "my" when so-called Christians do some sinful, sadistic shit.

Cause it's clear that, if He does in fact exist, He must have an evil twin like in the soap operas. And that's who they actually worship.

09.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

anybody’s child in my presence gets protected like they’re mine..anytime i see a kid unattended my eyes immediately scope the scene and i don’t relax until i know they’re safe, like when their adult emerges from the snack aisle..my heart squeezes until then, even if just for a moment

09.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

All this we are witnessing, is what White America WANTED for our country.

That's absolutely amazing to meβ€”not in a good way.

09.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're governed by selfish vengeful rapists, war hawks, pedophiles, bigots & drunks...in case anyone is wondering why we're getting THIS instead of healthcare.

09.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, I won’t add any new children to the world, but I’m always going to look out for children and make sure they are safe.

09.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again reminding people to use FreeTaxUSA.

Please stop using TurboTax.

09.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm living multiple answered prayers. Forever grateful.

09.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gym first, then work.

09.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
β€’ More hardline than father
β€’ He’s the IRGC candidate
β€’ Relatively young: 56
β€’ Avoids public
β€’ Trusted by father, clerics
β€’ Was in military during Iraq-Iran war
β€’ His wife, Zahra, killed in Israeli airstrike w his father

08.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2213    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 123

Yes. Every day is a good day without that man in my house, making noise, making extra work for me, and eating my food.

08.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

Happy International Women's Day!

Remember, when in doubt, do as Stagecoach Mary Fields did, and either headbutt, shoot it, set it on fire, or let your horses trample it.

"She broke more noses than any other person in central Montana."

08.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1761    πŸ” 538    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 30

As prices creep back to $3.50, I’m already mapping places I can get to by bike 🚲

So far within 4 miles is easy, but I’m working to get up to 10 miles each way.

08.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy International Women’s Day to ALL women!

may you not only feel loved and supported, but also protected, nurtured, and empowered by all of those around… all love πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

08.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I make more money than I’ve ever made before, but everything has gotten more expensive than my wages, so I have sleep for dinner more often in 2025/26 than when I was making 12k per year in 2012.

08.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Betsy Johnson if you like kitschy cute

Beis or Calpak for pretty solid colors

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08.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many to choose from.

08.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything I muse about- electrical, plumbing, car, cooking, carpentry, etc.
My heart πŸ’œ makes it right.

08.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s too early for a yellow toothed nigga with a smiley piercing to breathe its halitosis funk on your Sundayβ€”Blocked

Thanks for the heads up

08.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks beautiful.
β˜€οΈ 🌻 πŸ–€

08.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🌻 Was your abdomen a painful location for tattooing?

08.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is smiling with the words yeah written below him Alt: a cartoon character is smiling with the words yeah written below him

The bum in Hey Arnold on the subway was my favorite.

07.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯­

07.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

Dance Dance Revolution

07.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first time in 4 years I’m not at BlerDCon and I am experiencing a little fomo. 😒
Y’all look wonderful!

#BlerDCon

07.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta believe! 🐢

07.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct

vimeo.com/838774852

07.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0