Brenno

a cat is wearing a banana costume and dancing . ALT: a cat is wearing a banana costume and dancing .

que semana cansativa (terça feira)

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

Vivendo para esperar o final de semana chegar

a black and white cat is peeking out from behind a door . ALT: a black and white cat is peeking out from behind a door .

“nossa você sumiu”

e infelizmente você me achou

a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean ALT: a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean

somos feitos de porra, mas não somos porra nenhuma

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a group of kittens are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is yawning . ALT: a group of kittens are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is yawning .

Acordei tão cansado hoje…
(Todo o dia)
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a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion . ALT: a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion .

Meu Deus, já é segunda-feira

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a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face .

Já sinto o alarme tocando…
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Eu já sou casado, mulher kakakaka.

two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

quem tá incomodado com os gatinhos e as cachoeiras que vá pro threads, ué

a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean ALT: a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean

casar, morar junto, coisar todo dia e ser fiel

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a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground . ALT: a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .

Amanhã poderia ser feriado…

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Amanhã ainda é Domingo 😍😍😍

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não vou abandonar o Bluesky, foi ele quem me deu a mão quando o twitter me atirou do penhasco

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“Tá cansado porque? Você só estuda”

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a group of kittens are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is yawning . ALT: a group of kittens are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is yawning .

Bom dia para quem acordou cansado

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a white pigeon is flying with its wings spread on a black background ALT: a white pigeon is flying with its wings spread on a black background

Se eu fizesse tudo que tenho vontade, eu estaria igual a Deolane, PRESAAAAA KKKKKKKKKKKK

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Eu depois de ter cagado

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Toda a sala tem aquela pessoa que interrompe a aula para falar alguma merda

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a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

Finalmente é Sexta-feira!!!

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"ah mas vc é jovem, tem muito o que viver no mundo"

O mundo:
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“Tenho um negócio para te falar, mas só posso depois”

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a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean ALT: a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean

“quem me conhece sabe que eu nunca faria isso”

*faria pior*

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a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean ALT: a humpback whale is breaking the surface of the ocean

Twitter e Deolane estão iguais

Uma hora tá livre, outra não tá

“Twitter voltou”
O povo indo baixar e deixando o azulzinho de lado, no final, era tudo mentira 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Não, obrigado
Vou ficar por aqui

Bluesky, eu não vou te abandonar

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O falecido voltou, mas como todo mundo sabe que se fosse bom, não era ex… eu vou ficar por aqui!

#sdv #twitter

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Eu nunca deixarei o céu (Bluesky)
Para ir ao Purgatório (Twitter)

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