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Wolfgang VonMockery

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Political satire, preparing for the abject stupidity coming our way. Feel free to steal my memes and post them on The Bad Place. I don't go there.

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Post image 01.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 81    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 0

He told the Iranian people to take over their government.
If it all goes wrong it will be their fault, not his.

That is the extent of the plan.

01.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The corollary to giving Americans $1000 and calling it healthcare.

01.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Won't his robes get caught in the check-in lines when he's running away from bad weather?

28.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had to be a mistake. After all, they were underage school girls.

28.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's nice that she's finally admitting that MAGA is a bunch of gullible morons.

28.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His entire speech sounded like a slimy used car salesman's pitch.

What an utter embarrassment.

28.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump isn't wagging the dog. He's fucking it.

28.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most transparent administration, indeed. It's easy to see through everything they do.

28.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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That tracks.

28.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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So we're in the "Let them eat liver" stage now, eh?

28.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm going to buy a unicorn

27.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first duty is protection. As in, to investigate and prosecute anyone who abused, raped, and killed children.

#EpsteinFiles

27.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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27.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much like with the SCOTUS tariffs loss, Trump will just find another way to accomplish the same thing. Laws have become meaningless.

27.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"They're eating the goats and sheep!"

27.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And unlike Bondi, Hillary didn't need an emotional-support Mean Girls Burn Book.

27.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Note: she did it *without* an emotional support Mean Girls Burn Book.

27.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0