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Martti Nelson, Lady Author

@martti.bsky.social

Always and Forever with Her | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com

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Didn’t realize Canada hates LA so much. Oh well.

02.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.

02.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2019    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 40
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Next week LinkedIn will use your personal data for AI training by automatically enabling permissions.

To manually turn off go to:

Settings ➑️ Data Privacy ➑️ under
β€œHow LinkedIn uses your data” click β€œData for Generative AI improvement” ➑️ toggle off

02.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 412    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 17
Yoshinobu Yamamoto mobbed by teammates

Yoshinobu Yamamoto mobbed by teammates

This is the photo.

02.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2711    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 50
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πŸ’₯ A group founded by Stephen Miller filed a federal complaint in July against the 2025 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers for their commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion. The team's website continues to display its commitment to DEI.

Congratulations, Dodgers!

#Dodgers #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1793    πŸ” 536    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 50

I completely agree. Husband says maybe they won’t this time.

I bet they will.

02.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How could you betray me this way.

02.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My online business ethics students are cooking. One of them said of ethics in business "the real question is not whether business ethics "makes sense," but whose sense of ethics is being protected or ignored."

Followers, I had to stop and sit with that for a moment. Whose ethics INDEED.

02.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK YEAH!!!

02.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good game

02.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 762    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

no need for daylight saving when Donald Trump already set everyone’s clocks back to 1939

02.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is giving the peace sign ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is giving the peace sign

DODGER BLUE IS UNDEFEATED!!!

02.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaking from Los Angeles

02.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jebus, between the OU game and the Dodgers, our house is anxiety central!

Let’s hope LA pulls it out like OU!

02.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He owns a business in Des Moines called D3 flooring. His name is Donnie Gardner.

01.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Note: while not unprecedented, it’s actually pretty rare for a sitting Catholic bishop to participate in a demonstration. It’s just not generally what Catholic bishops do.

Thus: Getting the hierarchy involved in this protest outside an ICE facility is no small thing.

01.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6079    πŸ” 1746    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 42
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a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is giving the peace sign Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is making the letters, L and A with his fingers, meaning Los Angeles.

Our neighbors to the north are lovely people.

EXCEPT NOW, DODGERS, CRUSH THE INTERLOPERS!!

01.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby

01.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

She’s complicit. She’s not running, she is in for the evil.

01.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hubby’s done a light and music display (huge spiderweb too!), so we have toddler dance party. It’s awesome.

01.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's building a gold-guilded ballroom to host the foreign officials who come to bribe him, while denying millions of hungry kids food. Just how thuddingly obvious, how over-the-top, how florid & theatrical does this story have to get before the media starts honestly telling it?

31.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5142    πŸ” 1477    πŸ’¬ 238    πŸ“Œ 72

Sorry to be all β€œI love LA” but Maria Bamford just lowkey came through the bar as Cookie Monster handing out homemade cookies to everyone 🀩

01.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 581    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

31.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6099    πŸ” 976    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 23

I hope someone spit in her luggage

01.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They probably looked at us in America and said NOPE.

31.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

31.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 20380    πŸ” 7278    πŸ’¬ 483    πŸ“Œ 272

Mother. Fucking. This.

31.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that Musk is a mass murderer. It's not hyperbole.

31.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3566    πŸ” 1227    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12

Fuck yeah!

31.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

31.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20511    πŸ” 6708    πŸ’¬ 1395    πŸ“Œ 682

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