@giraud.bsky.social
Please be funny or a cat.
my advice for any young deweys out there.. get yourself a decimal system
27.02.2026 03:09 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0this kind of thinking is what keeps them in the basement. Building a defense when you have no offenseβwhy, so you can lose by less?
1. Get an O line
2. Get an accurate QB
3. Give him pieces
4. build a defense
This is literally the only way to rebuild effectively
Hi!
26.02.2026 21:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know, Iβve been to New Jersey
26.02.2026 20:43 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Grey van with βSchindler Elevatorβ advertised on the drivers side door
In the UK, theyβre called Schindlerβs Lift
26.02.2026 20:37 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Hey that's not cool, my family was bullied and killed in a circle jerk. Some christian you are smh
26.02.2026 20:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New York's Whinest
26.02.2026 18:18 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Salsa dancing implies the existence of chutney dancing
26.02.2026 13:16 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This was peak sexiness technology in the 90βs
26.02.2026 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People these days have lost the fear of mentos aryans climbing into the back of your goddamn limousine when youβre stuck in traffic and it shows
26.02.2026 01:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Flavor Flav is going to throw the party of the year, I could not have picked a worse time to not be an olympian
25.02.2026 21:23 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amulets are so 2025. Itβs all about talismans now
25.02.2026 12:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Minnie Driver implies the existence of Fun Size Driver
24.02.2026 23:59 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0billy corgan is michael stipeβs wario
24.02.2026 23:46 β π 74 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0Gotta hedge
24.02.2026 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What are the polymarket odds of it happening in Q2?
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cripes, announcing that is how you get several aircraft carriers sent to the region
24.02.2026 23:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or the Maritime is right around the corner and half the price
24.02.2026 23:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whitney*
24.02.2026 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely do not stay in times square. Stay at the Standard on the west side. Youβve got the highline right there, the Witney, cool art galleries, and a minigolf place (the puttery) in easy walking distance
24.02.2026 23:18 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π«‘ harsh, but its the only way to stop people from doing new things
24.02.2026 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs an aggressive handjob
24.02.2026 16:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just received the final volume of my encyclopedia collection in the mail. Sure hope no new information comes out!
24.02.2026 16:54 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I think theyβre just australians with concussions
23.02.2026 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Judge cannon, but aim it at the sun
23.02.2026 15:55 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0π«π«β₯οΈ
23.02.2026 15:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like thereβs probably a french guy for that too
23.02.2026 13:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me: this is my greatest achievement
Wife: you always say that when you bring shame to our family
Genies hate it when you use this one weird trick, but they canβt stop you!
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