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Azalea Cordova

@azaleacordova.bsky.social

My daddy's dream and your mommy's worst nightmare! The epitome of Carolina grace and perfection. I don't have time for FUGMO's and people named Chelsea or Kennedy or both. 5BW Wrestler. (Fictional - Not Olivia Holt)

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Latest posts by azaleacordova.bsky.social on Bluesky

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02.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It generally ends pretty for me 😍

In more ways than one. Marcus seems to think so anyway

17.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well since you're the EXPERT on coping apparently, it'll serve you well when you have to COPE with losing that title tomorrow. πŸ˜‚

I'm not Gabe. I don't settle for sock jokes or crashing other people's hometowns with a trash significant other

17.09.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're one to talk about bringing embarrassments upon yourself! Don't get me started. Also, Kermit is stupid and all the memes are stupid. Your memes make you a meme itself not a champion.

17.09.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's time to avenge the embarrassment of MITM and SAVE the Liberty title from the drama llama of @hayleyamandafienfu.bsky.social !!!!!

And fuck Kermit the Frog

17.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CLARISSA VEGA?!?!?!?! WTF! DIDN'T THAT OLD MAID PLAYING B**** DIE LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO?!?!??!

01.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Collected that bounty like nobody's business! Don't know who wanted me to silence @joannapn89.bsky.social

Don't care.

Money is money.

29.08.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's called "sex", Lexi.

29.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It is the truth and I don't care how many shoes πŸ‘  I have to use to get you the fuck out of my way. Plenty more where that came from.

06.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason why you have Jayson is because he fucked up with his true woman. Clarissa was the love of his life. You're just the replacement that will never be as good enough. #jaysonsettled

05.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't ask for your fucking advice. You chose to intervene for no reason. No wonder your sister abandoned you in Cincinnati.

02.08.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@joannapn89.bsky.social don't EVER try to tell me what to do again!

01.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where do you want me to start? Being Jazmyn's Louboutin licker?

09.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go ahead and do that, but you better hope hunters don't mistake you for a wild boar.

09.07.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're lucky I'm not wearing stilettos for this!!! But either way, you'll be begging me for forgiveness for all the damage you did to our former faction and for EVER deciding to FUCK WITH ME! Going after Marcus like you and A&B did... BULLSHIT!

09.07.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's ALL OVER and then you'll be bowing at my feet and respecting your SUPERIOR because Carolina's Princess FINALLY wins this way too long bullshit war against the charity case that has had WAY too many chances! After MITM4, NO MORE CHANCES!

09.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You get to be lame AF Daisy. LOL! Yeah, so the ring is littered with any Nintendo product you can think of from consoles to merch and everything. At ringside, there's all the ice cream you can eat (you would). Prepare to engorge yourself in loaded sugar because you can't resist and then I FINISH YOU

09.07.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OKAY BACON BITS ( @chelseamkennedy.bsky.social ) I get to pick the stip as compensation for the bullshit you and A&B pulled so yeah. This is going to be a Nintendo Princess Ice Cream Party Brawl! Our ring gear is Princess inspired! I'm Peach because DUH, nobody is more worthy.

09.07.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Carolina Crew.

SWEPT.

CATCH ALL THE L'S!

01.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A&B: L
Jazmyn: L

It would be sweet justice if the "Carolina Crew" got swept this weekend. I know I'll contribute and do my part when Charity Chelsea chokes yet again.

And then Tyler... for all the shit he's put Heather through... he deserves to lose and be humbled by her.

29.06.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will make your humiliation against Jayson Schneider look like NOTHING in comparison!

21.06.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SUCKS FOR YOU because I just got told that at MITM5, I pick the stip as compensation for being goaded into defending against you AND it's OVER no matter what! So not only will you FINALLY bow at my feet, YOU GET NO MORE CHANCES! It's DONE! YOU'LL BE DONE! BOW AT THE FEET OF CAROLINA'S PRINCESS!

21.06.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...we have a deal...

21.06.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't CAUSE anything! This whole thing started with Chelsea spazzing like a psych ward patient over nothing when SCO started and her endless romantic obsession over Jayson Schneider when she threw away a win she had over him! She was NEVER, EVER in the right! EVER!

21.06.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STUFF A GALLON OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM DOWN YOUR THROAT AND STFU!!!!!!

21.06.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HYPOCRISY DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT!!!!!!

And this WILL get rectified otherwise it's not going to be Diana Tremblay taking down Festivus with her horrific, fan service, title reign, it'll be ME taking this entire company to court and forcing a massive SHUTDOWN!

21.06.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING FESTIVUS THE LAST TWO WEEKS? DID YOU EVEN SEE HOW MARCUS AND I WERE BAITED INTO A BROOM CLOSET AND THERE WAS A PTSD THREAT WITH THE MUD BUCKET IF I DIDN'T GIVE A&B AND CHELSEA UNDERGROUND TITLE SHOTS? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT "BULLYING"!?!??! THAT IS BLACKMAIL! #FAVORITISM

21.06.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THERE IS NOTHING RIGHT ABOUT WHAT THE CAROLINA CREW HAS BEEN DOING! NOT HERE AND CERTAINLY NOT THE WAY TYLER HAS BEEN TREATING HEATHER DEVERAUX FOR MONTHS!!!!! CAROLINA CREW ARE THE REAL VILLAINS AND HOW IS IT THAT ONLY ANYA COYLE AND I SEE THIS? THIS WILL END ON MY TERMS! FUCK THIS SHIT!

21.06.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thing with fucking your way to the top has now gone too far! At Vendetta, it'll be a warning shot but as for MITM5, since I was baited into this against my will, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK THE TYPE OF MATCH THIS IS OR ELSE I WILL PURSUE LITIGATION AGAINST THIS WHOLE COMPANY!

21.06.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We can mug and force people into title shots now? If the roles were reversed, I'd be persecuted to kingdom come, but NO, they try so hard to make Chelsea a THING that they let it slide! And how about that unprovoked assault on Marcus last Thursday? This is absolute BULLSHIT and this needs to stop!

21.06.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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