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Thank you! And yes, we are here because of the dynamic duo of Biden and Garland. Let's take the fucking gloves off in the future.

Probably enjoying his nice new villa in Sochi.

Voters who support this disgusting shit belong in therapy or remedial civics. And either way, I'm not paying for it.

Someone lock him in a closet, please! Oh wait, he's already in one.

I don't get why this clown is still a thing? He stepped off the bus a long time ago.

Well, sure AOC can sling drinks, but is she an undefeated MMA fighter?

I would venture a guess that, yes, for some at least, but a number that should be of concern to all, Armageddon is the ultimate goal. We will know when Polymarket starts taking bets on the outcome.

Or back pay for serving as human incubators for thousands of years.

Let's not forget the savior who climbed down from the cross to help us but got so much crap from everyone he just up and crawled back into his momma's womb.

Perhaps it gives many Iranians pause to have 180 school girls massacred by their "liberators." Also, Trump has made it abundantly clear he expects them to become vassals of Israel, which is a non-starter.

Brilliant! I don't suppose you have a squirmy cat version, do you? More like a suspended straight jacket?

Well, sure they are. How else will they be able to prolong the conflict, and keep selling $100 oil to India like we told them they could, to pay for their terrorist war in Ukraine?

The wrong adjectives were used for this poll. In the US it's more a question of "mostly human" vs. "mostly broken."

What a shameful waste of donor tissue.

No, we are lower. We don't even see the kids we are murdering.

What's that light we see in the sky every day? It's free fuel.

So we now need laws to ensure kids are not lied to by those supposed to educate them?

This driver apparently mistook an industrial stainless steel washer for a truck.

Trump needs no one's help in that department.

Special military operation?

God's forgiveness these days is about on par with a Trump pardon.

The Kurds have been repeatedly exploited and then thrown under the bus by American administrations. Shame on them if they take sides.

I don't think the question of leggings has been settled, but I do believe men who bare their chests in public outside a beach or pool party should be arrested for indecent exposure.

As counterpoint to our seriously overdue National Museum of Terrible Ideas, which will dedicate a whole wing to the current regime.

Has anyone ever seen them together?

This guy is busting my budget. Now I have to buy a Spanish flag too?

I believe I speak for most Americans living under this regime when I say to your PM: Pedal to the Metal!

Schedule 1-A is another gift to the tax prep racket. Anyone who wants to get their taxes on overtime and tips back, or take a deduction on a car loan, is likely to leave a big chunk of those crumbs at the preparer's office.

Sounds like you have your own Mike Johnson to deal with.

Wow, I didn't realize so many rapublicans were themselves erratic and not mentally sharp.