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ApeOnHangglider

@demilardner.bsky.social

I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face

6,857 Followers  |  42 Following  |  197 Posts  |  Joined: 19.05.2023
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This guy was an unbelievably bad poster back when I still used Twitter; glad to see he’s gotten even worse lol

23.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 209    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Tim and Guy: *mention Alexei Toliopoulos*

Me, aloud, unbidden: "leki tolipops"

Dammit @demilardner.bsky.social

#twioat

22.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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POWERFUL SEXUAL HEALING WILL BE DELIVERED

BEAMS OF LIGHT WILL SHOOT OUT OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS

MARCH 5TH 2026

CAROUSEL BAR AND BALLROOM

19.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 102    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 7

they can work in my wiener

20.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

smeg is italian dumbads

20.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
HELP ME HELP ME HELO EM HELO ME HEMITBTBBCCB EVERY TIME I TRY TO REVERIFY MY AGE IT SAYS YOURE ALREADY VERIFIED AND THEN DIRECTS ME BACK TO VERIFY HELPPPPP

18.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 66    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 1

IM THRIRR TY TWO

17.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol where the fuxk didni post it

17.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THAT’S RIGHT SYDNEY! @demilardner.bsky.social! @tomwalker.bsky.social! @lucyxiv.boontavista.com! @aynrandy.boontavista.com! Ben who isn’t on Bluesky! And me!

MARCH 5TH

TICKETS AT:
boontavista.com/live

16.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 96    🔁 17    💬 5    📌 2

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team THERES NOTHING MORE INCAN DONIVE DONE AGE VERIFICATION COUNTLESS TIMES PLEQSE HELP MEEEE

17.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 75    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 1

This is tomorrow at 5pm pacific, 8 est on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. I have changed the alerts to be worm stuff. We will be teaching the worm about world history. We will be telling the worm affirmations. We will be touching the worm. And something secret featuring special guests

07.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 74    🔁 4    💬 12    📌 1

HOLY SHIT

28.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im calm now

25.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Iii dididd ittt alredayBF BF EJNFNF I DID IT ALREADY

25.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

@bsky.app PLEASE FUCKING LET ME LOOK AT MY DMS IVE COMPLETED THE AGE VERIFICATION AND IT KEEPS TAKING ME BACK TONTHE FUCKING AGE VERIFICATION IM FUCKING 32

25.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 110    🔁 2    💬 10    📌 0

ahahaaaaa circular ass rocck gave me the idea. okay so we can roll stuff like the items are walking? lmao.

10.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 50    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cactus got me going ouch

10.01.2026 04:48 — 👍 80    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.

15.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 342    🔁 24    💬 9    📌 0

i very occasionally stream on twitch

15.12.2025 21:02 — 👍 51    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was signed up for a service called “Texts from Santa” by my friend @demilardner.bsky.social and I have already been ghosted by Santa

02.12.2025 02:07 — 👍 125    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Same way I found out about Epstein

15.12.2025 16:58 — 👍 3023    🔁 666    💬 42    📌 29

we arent mad at you we think you are stupid lol.

20.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yup

20.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

poop came out tied in a noose again :(

19.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 90    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩

19.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 259    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 0

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

19.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 2928    🔁 770    💬 26    📌 20
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fuck off, dude

19.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 138    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉

19.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 51    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

its a joke, dumb fuck

19.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 139    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

13.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 1774    🔁 361    💬 15    📌 21