@demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
Too big and cunty
01.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 232 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0
What EVER
31.07.2025 22:38 — 👍 119 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0Theory for severence the company is lululemon but they took the lule out the middle of the name ive only seen half of episode 3
29.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 60 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 03.77 kg
25.07.2025 07:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is him now
25.07.2025 07:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tbh he was the most polite lovely cat who never did anything wrong but he DID shit into the kettle once when i was 15
24.07.2025 13:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is driving me insane he looks like the gay son of my current cat and my last cat
24.07.2025 13:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh my god
24.07.2025 12:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Piece of trash
24.07.2025 12:12 — 👍 189 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 1I am enacting an actionable threat on you
22.07.2025 12:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You piece of shit
21.07.2025 23:50 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If one more person sends me that miniature horse loudly bothering hospital patients with a keyboard and says “this is you” im going to jail
21.07.2025 22:58 — 👍 220 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0on the topic of iced treats, i’m always jealous of @demilardner.bsky.social talking about the lemon lime & bitters slurpees they get in australia so i put some limeade, lemon juice & bitters in my ice cream maker and churned it for 15 minutes and then just drank it with a straw. honestly so good
19.07.2025 21:31 — 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Stefan sent it to me already and said the horse is me :(
21.07.2025 13:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made over-the-top smoked chilli with @demilardner.bsky.social
13.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 154 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Yooooo!!!! Thank you! This was v helpful
04.07.2025 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yoooo yes.
Well i wanted to ask a bunch of vets their best reasons y cats shouldn’t roam free. Lorikeets and other native birds keep dying near me and i am getting really pissed off by people with outdoor cats. Because also Its so fucking dangerous for your damn cat. If you have smth succinct lmk
Ye
04.07.2025 09:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey do any vets follow me? Chuck me a reply
04.07.2025 09:31 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
@demilardner.bsky.social @tomwalker.bsky.social I paused the episode and I really like that it looks like Demi is a lil munchkin, dancing on a table to delight Tom
29.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
30.08.2023 04:32 — 👍 2612 🔁 774 💬 28 📌 10Woah that really is me
26.06.2025 14:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Hotwife tier on the Guys Patreon got their monthly episode and it was a doozy. It’s Hedo Bryan! We watched Real Sex 29 with @tomwalker.bsky.social and @demilardner.bsky.social! It had puppetry of the penis, pervy cowboys with bad mustaches and the Kuma Satra!!
Patreon.com/guyspodcast
Text: The First What's All This Then LIVE, Friday 5pm PDT. VOD available ONLY on patreon.com/whatsallthisthen. twitch.tv/libtron. Images: Background image of baked beans. At the bottom a cartoon drawing of Charlotte is on the left, Libby on the right, and a sausage roll with googly eyes and a smile in the middle.
FRIDAY at 5pm Pacific time, @coollike.gay and @libbycwatson.com will host the very first What's All This Then Live on Twitch. The video will ONLY be available on our Patreon, so if you miss the live stream, you gotta sign up. twitch.tv/libtron is the place to find this
04.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 82 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 4
The Daily Mail decided your name is Tom Baker now.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...
Yupppppp and it explains alot 🤦🏻♀️
26.05.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Put it AWAY. Pig
18.05.2025 04:55 — 👍 361 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 0My old ginger and white was dave and he was also, you guessed it, a large lad.
16.05.2025 09:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🤞🤞
15.05.2025 11:45 — 👍 785 🔁 89 💬 12 📌 0Coin of change
15.05.2025 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
